I went out to lunch with a coworker and his friend, someone I had not met before.

His friend talked about how he likes to date pregnant chicks only during the time that they're pregnant.

He said they are best between 2 and 7 months. At 2 months you can start to see some belly growth, but by 7 months they're too emotional so you gotta dump them.

Also he said since they're already pregnant you don't have to worry about using condoms.

He claims to have dated over 10 women who match these criteria

5/27/2008 7:09:53 PM

your friend is a fucking goon

5/27/2008 7:10:55 PM

Class act.

5/27/2008 7:11:41 PM

wow

5/27/2008 7:13:23 PM

so he's attracted to the belly?

the tits?

just the idea?

[Edited on May 27, 2008 at 7:16 PM. Reason : .]

5/27/2008 7:16:01 PM

jealous bitch. that dude has been in 10+ threesomes.

5/27/2008 7:17:20 PM

preggo porn

5/27/2008 7:18:12 PM

So, your friend is an ass. But his love of the pregnant ladies is not uncommon. Some guys like the pregnant look, some guys like the pregnant horny, and some guys dig lactation.

When I was pregnant, I did a personals search for "pregnant" hoping to find other pregnant women who wanted to commiserate. I was more than a little surprised at how many and what kind of people were in search of pregnant sex.

[Edited on May 27, 2008 at 7:19 PM. Reason : craigslist]

5/27/2008 7:18:29 PM

^ just to reiterate, he's not my friend, but a friend of a coworker.

5/27/2008 7:19:55 PM

How in the hell does he find this many pregnant women who are available?? Craigslist??

5/27/2008 7:22:01 PM

^ That's what I was wondering

5/27/2008 7:23:02 PM

I'm assuming these are all "hit and run" victims

5/27/2008 7:24:06 PM

^ more like hit for 5 months and then run

5/27/2008 7:24:55 PM

Dude, some pregnant chicks are REALLY REALLY horny and their husbands are scared.

5/27/2008 7:26:08 PM

of what?

5/27/2008 7:26:28 PM

poking their baby in the head

5/27/2008 7:26:55 PM

-hurting their baby
-they don't find that crazy horny lady attractive at the moment
-they lose their mojo because they're going to be a dad
-madonna vs. whore

5/27/2008 7:30:06 PM

wtf thats dumb

5/27/2008 7:31:35 PM

in my experience pregnant girls can get sloppy, sloppy wet

or, so i've heard

5/27/2008 7:33:50 PM

Uhm, yeah, pregnancy is very erhm. . .moist.

And I don't think I've ever wanted it as badly as I did while I was pregnant.

5/27/2008 7:34:59 PM

sometimes the way pilgrimshoes posts, i wonder how many people hes had sex with...i'm guessing like 30

5/27/2008 7:35:52 PM

5/27/2008 7:38:12 PM

big deal


thats' like 3 per year

5/27/2008 7:41:35 PM

5/27/2008 7:42:28 PM

Quote :

"I'm assuming these are all "hit and run" victims"

more like "black boyfriends"

one of my friends actually matches this statistic

5/27/2008 7:42:33 PM

yes don't have to use condoms because no worries about getting preggers BUT just a little friendly reminder that ya still may wanna wrap it up unless, in lieu of a baby, you would like to have to support a little friend i like to call the HIV.

5/27/2008 7:59:40 PM

the DIE SLOW

5/27/2008 8:00:02 PM

second

5/27/2008 8:00:14 PM

the "sometimes it burns when i pee"

5/27/2008 8:02:03 PM

Quote :

"Uhm, yeah, pregnancy is very erhm. . .moist. And I don't think I've ever wanted it as badly as I did while I was pregnant."

the lady speaks truth.

5/27/2008 8:02:42 PM

I believe I need to find me a pregnant lady that passes an STD test

yes plz

5/27/2008 8:03:07 PM

when you're preggers, your OB will test you for everything under the sun

Haha. . .my OB said "Everything came back negative except your rubella."
And I was like "WTF, I have German Measles?!"
But it was an antibody test to make sure that I was vaccinated.

5/27/2008 8:05:05 PM

haha nazi measles

5/28/2008 8:43:58 AM

poking the baby in the head





your acquaintance seems to have more of an issue than just being attracted to pregnant women.

5/28/2008 9:16:29 AM

^Agreed! He leaves them when they are finally becoming really pretty and pregnant!!! That's the cutest time IMO!

5/28/2008 9:20:40 AM

your co-workers friend is a fucking goon

5/28/2008 9:23:27 AM

This is the weirdest thing I've read all day.

I mean, I've only been up for a couple of hours, but, you know.

5/28/2008 10:09:42 AM

what i find most surprising is that single pregnate women want to "date"

5/28/2008 10:29:03 AM

^They probably want to find a father figure for their baby.

5/28/2008 10:34:23 AM

Lol, worked with a married pregnant lady who got the hots for this dude... it was awkward because she'd babble on and on about him after we got finished and had to leave. Kinda sad too.

5/28/2008 10:36:39 AM

where did you eat?

5/28/2008 10:39:40 AM

I don't want to say on here, but we were working, not eating.

[Edited on May 28, 2008 at 10:44 AM. Reason : I dunno, maybe she was eating...]

5/28/2008 10:43:39 AM

Quote :

"what i find most surprising is that single pregnate women want to "date""

Yeah, I had a friend who got pregnant by "hit and run" circumstances and then wanted to date. The bitch literally went on an internet dating spree, dating any and everything that would go out with her. That wasn't much, considering how ugly she was, not to mention that she was pregnant. Finally, after her baby was about 3 months old, she hooked a real loser who impregnated her on their first date...

5/28/2008 11:31:14 AM

thanks for the pulsating erection, thread

5/28/2008 11:46:34 AM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/w4m/697751188.html

5/28/2008 4:02:44 PM

wow. Interesting thread Joe#s.
I lost my mojo at about 3 months and did not get it back until about 6-7 months pregnant. I think I lost it bc I felt all weird about my constantly growing body. I think it is cool that men find that attractive but to solely date pregnant girls to dump them before the baby is born is mean. Gosh...to be dumped at the height of emotional instability is enough to put the mother and baby in distress bc of the mother's heartache.

5/28/2008 5:18:41 PM

^ that's what I was thinking

dumping a girl when they need a guy the most. that's harsh, the guy's a douchebag

5/28/2008 6:58:41 PM