until i saw the apple commercial they did



wow

that's pretty fucking homo

6/1/2008 11:56:23 PM

You know how I know you're gay?

6/1/2008 11:57:11 PM

and you know homo

6/1/2008 11:57:20 PM

because you once baked a dip in a loaf of sourdough

6/1/2008 11:57:49 PM

I'm curious to hear the album because of Brian Eno's involvement, though I'm generally not a Coldplay fan.

6/1/2008 11:58:56 PM

haha when my friend first saw this commercial she said "I like them a lot more when I don't have to watch them"

6/1/2008 11:59:10 PM

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"haha when my friend first saw this commercial she said "I like them a lot more when I don't have to watch them" "

my thoughts exactly

now whenever i hear a song by them i think about them dancing in purple/pink smoke

and it completely ruins it

6/1/2008 11:59:54 PM

ruins?

As in, present tense?

Does not compute. Coldplay, is by definition, ruined from the get-go.

6/2/2008 12:00:48 AM

nvm

[Edited on June 2, 2008 at 12:01 AM. Reason : ambrosia ruined it]

6/2/2008 12:01:07 AM

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"now coldGAY is doing that new awful awful song that's on a commercial."

clever, I know

6/2/2008 12:02:09 AM

Wishful thinking on your part me thinks evan.

6/2/2008 12:03:48 AM

Quote :

"You know how I know you're gay?"

You fart KY jelly.

6/2/2008 12:04:30 AM

I love that commercial! I love Coldplay and I don't care who knows it!

6/2/2008 12:11:32 AM

Coldplay is cool. That commercial was cool. Gays don't have a monopoly on bright colors.

6/2/2008 12:16:09 AM

Coldplay sucks.

That song sounds a lot like some of U2's stuff though.

6/2/2008 12:17:25 AM

i didnt realize how gay evan was til i heard he had a mac

6/2/2008 12:18:11 AM

god I fucking hate you kids.

There's nothing wrong with Coldplay or Macs.

6/2/2008 12:21:36 AM

I realized the first time I heard that Yellow song.

6/2/2008 12:22:00 AM

Quote :

"There's nothing wrong with Coldplay or Macs."

i never said that

i'm on a mac right now, it's pretty much all i ever use

i just said this video was extremely gay

6/2/2008 12:23:19 AM

gay=happy?

6/2/2008 12:23:45 AM

not funny "haha" funny "queer"

/sling blade

6/2/2008 12:24:42 AM

their songs all sound the same to my coldplay-untrained ear.

I think the main ones I used to get mixed up a lot were Speed of Sound and Talk?

6/2/2008 12:25:08 AM

evan, we've talked about this....

this is 6 goddamned.....worthless.....inane......threads that you've made today

6/2/2008 12:26:36 AM

My biggest problem with Coldplay is their song "Clocks" being the most overplayed song of the decade.

6/2/2008 12:38:26 AM

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6/2/2008 12:43:17 AM

oops I meant clocks instead of talk.

Clocks and Speed of Sound sound far too similar to me.

6/2/2008 12:44:14 AM

one is dum BUM bum dum dum BUM bum dum dum BUM bum dum

the other is BUMbumdum BUMbumdum BUMbum BUMbumdum

[Edited on June 2, 2008 at 12:49 AM. Reason : bum]

6/2/2008 12:49:13 AM

I told Jay I did a song with Coldplay,
next thing I know he got a song with Coldplay

6/2/2008 12:49:31 AM

It's not coldplay that's gay.
it's apple that made then that way.

6/2/2008 12:50:37 AM

I don't even have sound and just the animation was pretty gay

well, not necessarily gay, I bet they can pull mad pussy with that style of music too

6/2/2008 12:51:38 AM

imma name my kid apple

6/2/2008 12:52:28 AM

coldplay is pretty shittastic to begin with, so, who cares?

6/2/2008 12:52:29 AM

^

evan, cuz he's a terrible, terrible cock-gobbling faggot

6/2/2008 12:53:24 AM

I heard a rumor that evan lost his job at EMS for wearing a necklace of wieners harvested from dead babies he failed to deliver

6/2/2008 1:03:17 AM

i think some of coldplays stuff is listenable and i really like that episode of extras they were on...

6/2/2008 1:04:49 AM

+1 for being in Shaun of the Dead

6/2/2008 1:17:12 AM

Quote :

"I heard a rumor that evan lost his job at EMS for wearing a necklace of wieners harvested from dead babies he failed to deliver"

this is truth

6/2/2008 1:28:06 AM

I couldn't find it on snopes.

6/2/2008 1:40:51 AM

Coldplay's good and I personally think that video's cool.

Also, I dig chicks.

6/2/2008 3:00:14 AM

Actual Coldplay lyrics:

You cut me down a tree and brought it back to me
And that’s what made me see where I was going wrong
You put me on a shelf and kept me for yourself
I can only blame myself, you can only blame me

And I could write a song a hundred miles long
Well, that’s where I belong and you belong with me
And I could write it down or spread it all around
Get lost and then get found
Or swallowed in the sea

6/2/2008 3:07:11 AM

Your point?

6/2/2008 3:08:12 AM

thats very U2 Gay.

6/2/2008 7:18:42 AM

I like their last album. Might check this one out sometime.

6/2/2008 9:44:39 AM

Not a big Coldplay fan, but I do think that is a very vivid, awesome commercial.

6/2/2008 9:46:18 AM

Quote :

"god I fucking hate you kids. There's nothing wrong with Coldplay or Macs."

6/2/2008 9:58:31 AM

IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYYYYY

6/2/2008 10:33:51 AM

6/2/2008 10:36:18 AM

how does THAT song sound like U2

[Edited on June 2, 2008 at 11:15 AM. Reason : .]

6/2/2008 11:15:43 AM

the coldplay song actually sounds more like u2 than the u2 song posted in this thread

6/5/2008 8:17:09 AM

I def think Coldplay gets a lot more hate than they deserve, I liked some of the stuff off of Parachutes and A Rush of Blood to the Head. My distaste for them started when they ripped off Kraftwerk on X&Y, and yes the new Apple commercial is silly. Still tho, they get wayyyy more random hate than most other far shittier bands do.

6/5/2008 11:07:50 AM