i know girls get these. no, i know it's not an std. it just burns like fuck. no blood in my pee or anything. i think it's a UTI.

so does cranberry juice really work?

6/4/2008 2:00:15 AM

stop jerking it so much

6/4/2008 2:01:19 AM

Most of the time men only get UTIs if they have a short urethra (read: small dick). I have never had a UTI.

6/4/2008 2:01:24 AM

yeah. not jerking anymore. i'm just worried about my kidneys right now. i've also kind of got a problem with dissociation, so detecting physical pain is something my brain doesn't do right now--in therapy for that.

6/4/2008 2:03:09 AM

go get drunk. All the alcohol will cleanse your little penis.

6/4/2008 2:04:15 AM

so why did you post this in chit chat?

6/4/2008 2:04:51 AM

doctors have medicines for this

6/4/2008 2:05:16 AM

you really think that'll work? beer or liquor? vodka and cranberries sounds so goooooooood. but i should prob. get some antibiotics.

6/4/2008 2:07:30 AM

cause the tww is a useless piece of shit. but i use it from time to time when i have a dumb question and can't wait until 9 am when i can call a professional.

6/4/2008 2:08:40 AM

your mom is a useless piece of shit but i use it from time to time

6/4/2008 2:09:19 AM

dude- I've had that shit happen before.... Burns and is real irritating, feel like u constantly have to pee but dribble and not much else comes out?


If this is the case... here is your solution- Drink a huge bottle of water and make urself bust out an Austin Powers Piss..... Slam half a bottle of nyquil to knock you out..... wake up in the am and feel fine-

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6/4/2008 2:20:17 AM

You may want to make sure it's not a kidney stone. Because it started off just hurting to pee (with very little coming out) and turned into "Oh god I'm dying" within the span of a couple days.

(Which made for an awesome spring break.)

6/4/2008 2:25:34 AM

hahaha

I've had this happen a couple times both after sex, then pissing, then going to bed, getting up trying to piss, going to bed, tossing, turned, getting up, pissing, getting angry and then eventually smoking smoking a diesel blunt to help sleep, getting cotton mouth, drinking a ton of water (due 2 cotton mouth), laying down, having to piss from all the water i drank, burning more, sominex, nyquil, bed, waking up at 6pm with a fantastic feeling penis and a killer headache-

6/4/2008 2:35:19 AM

Quote :

"FANTASTIC FEELING PENIS"

6/4/2008 3:20:14 AM

I love a fantastic feeling penis!

6/4/2008 3:45:48 AM

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"Slam half a bottle of nyquil to knock you out."

haha

\o

6/4/2008 3:51:32 AM

6/4/2008 5:56:22 AM

Here, I'll give you a real answer:

DON'T DRINK CRANBERRY JUICE! The sugar in it will only make things worse. You will need to either find an unsweetened cranberry juice (which is fucking nasty fyi) or buy some cranberry pills from the pharmacy section of the supermarket and down a couple of those.

What you SHOULD do is go to student health services and they can give you the antibiotics you need. UTIs are usually a bacterial infection. They can test for bacteria and give you the medicine. Finish your regiment completely unless you want it to come back with a vengeance.

6/4/2008 6:13:13 AM

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"so why did you post this in chit chat?"

6/4/2008 6:53:36 AM

Whatever you do! Don't go to a doctor!

6/4/2008 7:25:44 AM

Septra DS 1 tablet BID for 3 days.

6/4/2008 7:31:30 AM

the doctor is going to tell you it is syphilis

maybe it is

get some antibiotics

in the mean time drink lots of water
cranberry extract or unsweetened cranberry juice is a good choice too
Vitamin C supplements will also make your urine more acidic

oh and don't stop jerking it - you want to flush stuff out of there and the endorphins will make you feel better

6/4/2008 8:02:51 AM

ive had one, drink a piss load of unsweetened cranberry juice...like a half gallon of the stuff

and about as much water over the course of a day

it may hurt for a day or three but you'll be fine

jerkin it might help also to flush your tubes

6/4/2008 8:25:16 AM

Alcohol kills bacteria, so you should probably drink that.

On the other hand, so does bleach.

6/4/2008 8:45:15 AM

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"so does cranberry juice really work?"

no, so go

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"get some antibiotics"

6/4/2008 10:26:09 AM

i think cranberry supliments are working. shitload of water. going to get a handle of something later.

thanks for talking me through it all people.

6/7/2008 1:41:51 PM

A beer or two will help flush your kidneys and bladder, but too much alcohol or potent alcohol will actually make it worse.

6/7/2008 2:43:42 PM

Gross what were you doing rolling around in the bathroom stall naked. Pretty hard for a guy to get one huh?

6/7/2008 3:38:32 PM

Dip your penis into hot sauce. That will clear it right up.

6/7/2008 3:44:17 PM

cranberry pills ftw

6/7/2008 4:14:21 PM

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" no blood in my pee or anything."

just an FYI...just because you can't see blood in your urine doesn't mean it's not there. This is one of many reasons why you should probably be heading to the doc asap.

6/7/2008 4:19:20 PM

oh yeah go to the doctor

I bet you have syphilis

6/7/2008 5:10:49 PM