I was thinking about getting my ass waxed lately to cut down on swamp ass. Guys who have done this what are the pros and cons of it as well as some place around the NCSU area that would hapily wax my hairy fucking ass.

6/4/2008 6:28:53 AM

and you guys call ME gay?!

6/4/2008 6:29:43 AM

and you guys cal EVAN gay?!

6/4/2008 6:35:25 AM

I'll wax that ass [no homo]

6/4/2008 6:42:55 AM

^lol

and what does a bald ass have to do with having the mudbutt?

6/4/2008 6:55:01 AM

yeah now you're going to have prickley mud butt

6/4/2008 7:03:21 AM

WAXING YOUR CHODE WILL MAKE SWAMP ASS WORSE

6/4/2008 7:38:30 AM

i'll comment on this when i get back from work this evening

6/4/2008 7:39:19 AM

you'll have that slippery ass and then the shit will drip down your legs b/c there is no hair to catch it.

6/4/2008 7:39:47 AM

Con: Easier for dicks to slip in there.

6/4/2008 7:44:40 AM

sounds painful...

6/4/2008 8:08:12 AM

if you are really upset about a sweaty ass then buy a kilt

it is cheaper (in the long run, a one time investment) and you'll be the target of far less ridicule compared to when your friends find out you waxed your ass

6/4/2008 8:10:41 AM

Waxing your ass in the literal sense will likely get your ass waxed figuratively.

6/4/2008 8:17:56 AM

perfect first post

6/4/2008 8:23:49 AM

if you just get your ass waxed, you're going to look stupid.

i get the ass, and a few other things waxed on a regular basis.

it does cut down on the swamp-ass feeling somewhat, but doesn't go away entirely.

another pro of having no ass hair: no dingleberries. ever.

6/4/2008 5:19:02 PM

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"im not effeminate"

6/4/2008 5:22:17 PM

Deuce Bigalow.

6/4/2008 5:25:58 PM

If you're flexible and good with a razor, you can shave it in the privacy of your own shower. It's really not as itchy as one might thing that it would be when it starts to grow back. You just keep up the yard work.

And Joe knows his stuff. Don't just wax your butt, it'd look dumb.

6/4/2008 5:27:29 PM

how'd i know bottombaby'd be here...

6/4/2008 5:28:19 PM

roomate used nair freshman year for his ass and it was so gross when he showed me the cloth

6/4/2008 5:30:28 PM

theres a place called "Primp" downtown...it's like a bar and salon...and they do waxing for men there.

6/4/2008 5:31:41 PM

What what in the butt. . .

6/4/2008 5:32:20 PM

cons:
having to wax your ass

6/4/2008 5:32:41 PM

I shave my crack to cut down on the Mohawk butt. But I feel I sweat more without the hair.

6/4/2008 5:53:03 PM

obligatory:

6/4/2008 6:17:36 PM

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"If you're flexible and good with a razor, you can shave it in the privacy of your own shower. It's really not as itchy as one might thing that it would be when it starts to grow back. You just keep up the yard work."

Not true at all. It's incredibly itchy and it's hard to keep up the yard work unless you like spending hours of your time every week shaving. Not to mention ingrown hairs and whatnot.

6/4/2008 6:29:49 PM

i'm pretty sure i could shave my ass and my balls everyday and still not spend an hour a week

6/4/2008 6:32:06 PM

Maybe I was exaggerating. But still. It'll be more time than you want to invest in it.

6/4/2008 6:33:37 PM

just go to a rub n tug like a real man

6/4/2008 6:43:22 PM

WTF

6/4/2008 7:03:43 PM

6/4/2008 7:06:34 PM

I should find somewhere to get my back done though...

6/4/2008 7:08:38 PM

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"Not true at all. It's incredibly itchy and it's hard to keep up the yard work unless you like spending hours of your time every week shaving. Not to mention ingrown hairs and whatnot."

Ok, so I know that I am a girl and I don't have the man bush going on, but it never takes more than a couple of swipes to maintain it once you've started it and that is one area that I don't have trouble with razor burn or itching.

^I am sure that you can find a girl with a hair removal fetish to wax your back for you. I almost died when RhoIsWar1096 got into removing his body hair. Practically made my fingers itch.

[Edited on June 4, 2008 at 8:46 PM. Reason : i'm a weirdo]

6/4/2008 8:45:07 PM

nasty ass wolf webbers

all of you

6/4/2008 8:46:34 PM

you mean us

6/4/2008 8:47:41 PM

^^^ I've never met anyone like that. I've known girls with a zit popping fetish though.

6/4/2008 8:53:57 PM

I think that those things just fall under the grooming category and it's just bred into us females.

6/4/2008 8:55:02 PM

I myself have a zit popping fetish though so it was cool.

6/4/2008 8:56:05 PM

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"and what does a bald ass have to do with having the mudbutt?"

muddbutt and swamp ass are 2 dif things

6/4/2008 8:59:39 PM

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"if you are really upset about a sweaty ass then buy a kilt"

Unfourtunantly in my line of work a kilt is not alloud by OSHA


bottombaby want to come over and demonstrate self shaving of the ass sometime

6/5/2008 12:24:05 AM

I have lol'd mightily at this thread
A+

nasty ass wolf webbers

all of you

6/5/2008 12:36:01 AM

you fucks need to learn how to wipe.

6/5/2008 12:38:47 AM

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"if you just get your ass waxed, you're going to look stupid. i get the ass, and a few other things waxed on a regular basis. "

Am I the only one who found this funny? Yup, you'd look really stupid with just a shaved ass. Just go ahead and wax your entire pelvic area, but leave the leg hair, that'll look totally fine.

6/5/2008 12:46:55 AM

you guys still haven't helped me out with places to get it done?

Will they wax my johnson too?

6/5/2008 12:51:42 AM

thank god I was blessed with not being able to grow ass hair, pretty weird considering I can have a full/thick beard in like 3 days

6/5/2008 1:01:18 AM

shaving your ass might feel nice right after its done, but in a day you're not gonna want to sit down........prickly ass ftl

shaving the crack FTW

6/5/2008 9:19:39 AM

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"STOP! Before you do, read this. You may change your mind. I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to all though tasteless, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble pooping. No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling. Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with somepaper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold. I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey, this is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea. I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occasionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn babe. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over. Little did I know. I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I thought, it would dry. Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic poop -molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky poop/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm. Unfortunately, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks. As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering poop/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own poop blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks." Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil. As if that wasn't enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad. Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony. "

old but still funny.

6/5/2008 9:28:31 AM

Not that I have had anything waxed myself but...
When you wax, you rip out the root, and regrowth is baby hair, and soft. Also, as you wax repeatedly, the amount of regrowth will diminsh.
When you shave, you are getting full stuble regrowth, and stimulate growth.


Much better to wax then shave.

6/5/2008 10:14:44 AM

damnit guys i knew I should have posted this in the lounge. This is a serious thread and I want serious answers

6/5/2008 6:02:44 PM

set em up

6/5/2008 6:07:55 PM