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"Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy birthday!", and possibly have a present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy birthday".I thought... well, that's marriage for you, but the kids will remember. My kids ate breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and somewhat despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary, Jane said, "Good morning boss, happy birthday!" It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock and then Jane knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go out to lunch, just you and me". I said, "Thanks Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!" We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. We dined instead at a little place with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day... We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?" She said, "Let's go to my apartment". After arriving at her apartment Jane turned to me and said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for a moment. I'll be right back"."OK", I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake... followed by my wife, kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday". And I just sat there... On the couch... Naked..."

6/4/2008 9:01:35 AM

no

6/4/2008 9:02:08 AM

6/4/2008 9:02:46 AM

I smirked.

6/4/2008 9:03:34 AM

LOL

6/4/2008 9:04:40 AM

haha

thats awesome

6/4/2008 9:07:28 AM

6/4/2008 9:08:37 AM

i think this was in like

readers digest or something

it's fucking old

6/4/2008 9:08:44 AM

haHA

6/4/2008 9:08:50 AM

haha pwnt

6/4/2008 9:10:50 AM

6/4/2008 9:28:19 AM

this is why i come to tww

6/4/2008 9:31:18 AM

wat

6/4/2008 9:42:30 AM

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"i think this was in like readers digest or something it's fucking old"

6/4/2008 9:47:14 AM

hahahaha, good one!

6/4/2008 9:50:40 AM

hahah,,, and I am proud to say I don't read readers digest.

6/4/2008 9:51:44 AM

his is exactly why surprise parties are a terrible idea

6/4/2008 10:01:14 AM

lol

6/4/2008 10:04:42 AM

hahah this reminds me of that story about the guy who gets tested by the girls' parents and the punchline goes something like "the moral of the story is, always keep your condoms in the car"

6/4/2008 10:05:53 AM

^ also a good joke

6/4/2008 10:06:32 AM

6/4/2008 10:12:42 AM

hahaha good one.

6/4/2008 10:14:28 AM

Moses was like "repost"

6/4/2008 10:14:31 AM

lol... LOL

TELL IT AGAIN HUMAN

6/4/2008 10:17:23 AM

I lol'd.

6/4/2008 10:35:40 AM

definitely saw this on an urban legend show like 6 years ago or something.

6/4/2008 10:52:04 AM

haha i love the urban legend show that comes on the discovery channel.

anyway even if he wasn't naked wouldn't his wife be mad that the went back to his secretary's apt in the first place. its a trick its a trick!!! he wouldn't win anyway so its good he got naked.

6/4/2008 11:14:55 PM

Why do people think they are entitled to anything special on their birthday? It's just another day. I purposely avoid letting anyone know when my birthday is coming up because they will nag me to do a bunch of corny shit and then I will be expected to return favors when they have a birthday.

6/4/2008 11:21:07 PM

i like to go to baseball games on my birthday

6/4/2008 11:21:52 PM

saw it coming from the second paragraph.

6/4/2008 11:47:22 PM

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"haha pwnt "

tr00

6/4/2008 11:49:14 PM

whatever, it makes no sense
why would they have the party at her apartment, the chances he would agree to go there would be slim and for them to plan the whole even on him agreeing would be questionable at least
plus why would his wife agree?

6/5/2008 12:03:48 AM

Legend has it that my great grandfather was in WWI and ran out of ammo just as the enemy broke their line and overran his trench. He managed to hide in a crevice until most of the advancing troops passed and then went to try and find any other survivors or some ammo. As he stuck his head out of the trench, he found that he was face to face with a wounded enemy soldier. My ancestor tried to wrestle away the man's rifle and was shot twice in the gut. He died next to the wounded enemy.

When my great- great grandmother received his personal effects in the mail, there was a small, handwritten note which read:


Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy birthday!", and possibly have a present for me.

As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy birthday".I thought... well, that's marriage for you, but the kids will remember. My kids ate breakfast and didn't say a word.

So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and somewhat despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary, Jane said, "Good morning boss, happy birthday!" It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock and then Jane knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go out to lunch, just you and me". I said, "Thanks Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!" We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. We dined instead at a little place with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

On the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day... We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?" She said, "Let's go to my apartment". After arriving at her apartment Jane turned to me and said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for a moment. I'll be right back"."OK", I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake... followed by my wife, kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday".

And I just sat there...

On the couch...

Naked...

6/5/2008 12:52:03 AM

^lawl

6/5/2008 12:58:46 AM

i guess thats pretty old then

6/5/2008 11:21:02 AM