I'm thinking about giving the fiance the combination and a key (latch)
you need both to open it.



I don't really want anyone to find my kitty porn
at the same time, I agreed to keep her important documents and jewelry for her


bad idea?

6/5/2008 12:13:04 AM

is dat sum kitty porn?

6/5/2008 12:13:43 AM

Everyone should have two safes.

Once she "has access to your safe" think of all the stuff you can hide in Safe #2.

6/5/2008 12:17:12 AM

haha, good point

"sure, you can get into my safe. but you have to be married to me for 99 years to get access to SUPER SAFE #2!"

6/5/2008 12:21:35 AM

6/5/2008 12:23:07 AM

6/5/2008 12:25:29 AM

^^^ Don't tell her about super safe #2 you big dummy. If you do she'll want access to that one too.

[Edited on June 5, 2008 at 12:26 AM. Reason : l]

6/5/2008 12:25:34 AM

Let her have access to your safe. Then be a smart boy and go get a safe deposit box.

6/5/2008 12:37:01 AM

give her access to the safe, put all the good stuff in a bank safe deposit box

[Edited on June 5, 2008 at 12:39 AM. Reason : ^it wasn't there when I went to reply]

6/5/2008 12:38:08 AM

Get the submarine thing where you both have to turn the key simultaneously.

6/5/2008 12:38:16 AM

these are all excellent ideas

I might spring for one of those retinal scanners

6/5/2008 12:41:24 AM

tell her to get a safe deposit box there pretty cheap

6/5/2008 12:51:44 AM

Diamond hit the nail on the head.

Once you watch 8MM, EMCE, you will lol for the first half hour.

6/5/2008 12:55:04 AM

seen it
this is nothing new to me, or anyone else in america

6/5/2008 12:56:11 AM

6/5/2008 12:57:29 AM

6/5/2008 1:16:14 AM

so basically you've already done this....

since she reads tww and all

6/5/2008 1:19:15 AM

well, no. and that doesn't make much sense at all actually

like, if this thread was titled "I decided to break up with my girlfriend...how should I tell her?"
then yeah, it would be safe to assume I had already set a plan into action because she reads TWW


but that is not the case. not at all.
see what I did there?



[Edited on June 5, 2008 at 1:24 AM. Reason : Addicted to my tony. can't sleep]

6/5/2008 1:23:30 AM

im just excited about all this "Safe #2" business. it doesn't matter what's in it but it's still treasure

6/5/2008 1:26:42 AM

i say give her the key, but get a smaller safe to go in THAt safe with all your good stuff.

6/5/2008 2:37:41 AM

I wanna make love in this club

6/5/2008 2:40:58 AM

give her the key and don't tell her the combination

mwahaha

6/5/2008 2:44:01 AM