-the world is 5000 years od
-crabs, lobster, pork, any scavenger forbidden food
-everything in even the old testament is 100% FACT (ie no such thing as dinosaurs, entire earth flooded, etc etc)

As a christian myself, these surpised me. Are there any more?

*note*-I'm not here to debate these things I'm just here to discuss and find out some christian beliefs that go above and beyond what most people think of as christianity.

6/5/2008 3:50:10 PM

well i guess when you don't look at the hebrew or greek or any other translation of the bible for the 6 creative days or "periods" as they are in ancient languages.

and i'm pretty sure it's 6000 years

6/5/2008 3:51:46 PM

it's 6666 years

6/5/2008 3:52:14 PM

lol

6/5/2008 3:52:29 PM

- anyone who is not christian will go to hell

6/5/2008 3:52:35 PM

i know a few people who believe God put dinosaur bones in the ground to trick us into believing in them and that God also put evidence of evolution to trick us into sin or some shit like that.

6/5/2008 3:53:21 PM

WAT

6/5/2008 3:54:38 PM

Most Christian sects don't take everything in the Bible literally, so...yeah.

6/5/2008 3:55:13 PM

http://www.adherents.com/lit/comics/comic_collage.html

LOL GOOGLE

6/5/2008 3:55:49 PM

I thought they thought fossils were a tool of Satan

lol

6/5/2008 3:55:56 PM

6/5/2008 3:56:44 PM

being gay is wrong

...

hahahaha

6/5/2008 3:56:49 PM

god you are just the worst poster on here since DNL and joeerad

give the girl back her screenname for real

6/5/2008 3:56:49 PM

don't forget about the demon stuff and the evil magic

they're so silly...

6/5/2008 3:57:02 PM

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"I thought they thought fossils were a tool of Satan"

Many things that disprove the bible are sin. Kinda convenient.

6/5/2008 4:00:53 PM

also

it's not that they're 'super-christian'
more like 'completely lacking in critical thinking'

6/5/2008 4:04:01 PM

or a strange sect

here's one

there are twwers who shower in their swim suits to avoid temptation of playing with their diddly bits

6/5/2008 4:04:58 PM

6/5/2008 4:08:00 PM

False. It is a fact that all TWWers play with their diddly bits.

6/5/2008 4:09:31 PM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1_BRZoXjOmI

6/5/2008 4:11:23 PM

anyone seen the Penn & Teller Bullshit episode on the Bible?

6/5/2008 4:13:34 PM

Before you make that religion thread...

6/5/2008 4:17:01 PM

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"being gay is wrong"

Man, last weekend I went to this wedding where it was extremely apparent that the majority of the guests were extremely conservative Christians. At some point in the conversation someone said that there was a county or city or something in California that just legalized gay marriage and some dude was like "Jeez, everyone who voted for that there should be shot and burnt at the stake". My reaction was pretty much the biggest carl face ever but I didn't bother saying anything since I was obviously outnumbered by sheer ignorance.

6/5/2008 4:17:19 PM

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"As a christian myself, these surpised me."

agreed...as a general rule, baptists and catholics are just plain nuts in my book...not bad people, just that they believe things that are way too far out there for me to agree with (you know, for being the same religion as them, technically)

i mean, transubstantiation? seriously? weird.

6/5/2008 4:18:25 PM

^^it was all of California. I try not to surround myself by those types of people. I guess i'm a UU though. Other end of the spectrum.

6/5/2008 4:20:20 PM

^^^Welcome to my family.

6/5/2008 5:11:10 PM

I just read the Language of God by Francis S Collins.

6/5/2008 5:12:35 PM

^^i ate breakfast with your family once. We discussed the Chronicles of Narnia.

[Edited on June 5, 2008 at 5:18 PM. Reason : .]

6/5/2008 5:12:43 PM

pilgrimshoes wins!!!

hahahaha!!!!

6/5/2008 5:13:47 PM

Before you make that religion thread...

6/5/2008 5:14:39 PM

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" Hi. You're probably new to the Wolf Web. In fact, I'm willing to bet you're new to college in general. It's an exciting time, isn't it? I'm sure that you have been exposed to many ideas and perspectives you'd never realized existed, and you're just bursting with enthusiasm at the thought of sharing a few ideas of your own with your peers now that you find yourself in an academic environment that seems perfectly suited to such an exchange. Why don't we go a little further? Odds are you consider yourself very intelligent. In fact, you're probably so intelligent that you've figured out all the quirks and kinks of organized religion--or at least Christianity. Yeah, that's it, isn't it? You were probably raised in a Christian household and resent that upbringing for limiting your personal freedoms, so it's only natural that you'd seek to undermine Christ's teachings and save others from having such a faulty belief system for their own good. Pretty cool of you, isn't it? You've really got it together. FUCK YOU YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT COLLEGE KID LET ME TELL YOU A SECRET NONE OF YOUR THOUGHTS ON RELIGION ARE RADICAL OR EVEN THOUGHT-PROVOKING IT'S NO SECRET YOU GOT THEM OFF A FUCKING WEBSITE WE'VE ALL READ THE PROSELYTIZER QUESTIONNAIRE TOO NOTHING YOU CAN SAY IS GOING TO LEND A FRESH OUTLOOK DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND THAT FOR SEVERAL FUCKING CENTURIES NOW SOME OF THE MOST EDUCATED PEOPLE IN THE ANNALS OF HUMAN HISTORY HAVE DEVOTED THEIR LIVES TO ANSWERING DEEPER THEOLOGICAL CONCERNS THAN YOUR PETTY BULLSHIT ABOUT THE DISCREPANCIES IN THE GENEALOGIES OF CHRIST IN THE GOSPELS? I MEAN HOLY FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE THE ONLY COCKSUCKER WHO EVER NOTICED THAT OR SOMETHING?! WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU'RE STILL JUST A STUPID KID AND WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO IS SHAMEFUL INCONSIDERATE AND DISRESPECTFUL BECAUSE MAYBE YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY TO LIVE ACCORDING TO A STRICT MORAL CODE AND MAYBE YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY TO ACTUALLY TRY AND DEVELOP A STRONG, HONORABLE CHARACTER BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT RIGHT FOR YOU TO ATTACK MILLIONS UPON MILLIONS OF PEOPLE NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU TRY TO PLAY THE VICTIM TALKING ABOUT HOW THEY "FORCE THEIR BELIEFS" ON YOU BY HANDING OUT A FUCKING PAMPHLET I MEAN HOLY FUCKING CHRIST WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO IS TEN TIMES WORSE GET OVER YOURSELF ALREADY THIS REBELLION AGAINST MOMMY AND DADDY ISN'T IMPRESSING ANYONE WE'VE SEEN IT BEFORE YOU ARE NOT THE FIRST YOU ARE NOT EVEN REMARKABLE STOP ARGUING WITH GARY HE IS MAKING A FOOL OF YOU I SWEAR UPON THE BODY AND BLOOD OF THE PIERCED FUCKING JEW KING THAT IF YOU PULL THIS SALISBURYBOY, SYLVERSHADOW KIND OF SHIT ON ME YOU WORTHLESS WICCAN PANTYSTAIN I WILL SPLIT THE TENDER TISSUES OF YOUR WEEPING ASSHOLE WITH A HARDCOVER EDITION OF THE NEW INTERNATIONAL VERSION OF THE HOLY FUCKING BIBLE YOU THINK YOU'RE SO FUCKING SMART I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU DO THE SAME SHIT WITH ANY RELIGION BESIDES CHRISTIANITY OR JUDAISM WITH SOME BOOK BESIDES THE BIBLE OR THE TORAH YOU AIDS-FELCHING CUM FLAKE SO PUT THAT IN YOUR FUCKING PIPE YOU JUST BOUGHT FROM BUDDHA'S BELLY THE FIRST WEEKEND YOU WERE UP HERE AND SMOKE IT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT COLLEGE KID and that's my word.""

-FroshKiller, the champ

6/5/2008 5:15:18 PM

My aunt's family won't say shit, goddamn, asshole, or ~25 other curse words, but they have no problem throwing around "faggot"

6/5/2008 5:16:52 PM

faggot.










lol

6/5/2008 5:17:35 PM

Those are not christian beliefs and according to christianity most of the beliefs in the old testament were thrown out when a man named Jesus came.

6/5/2008 5:20:26 PM

^^^^i wasn't raised in a christian family. In my family's group of friends it was very rebellious to go to a christian church. So i guess i never thought of those things as rebellious, just normal.

6/5/2008 5:23:28 PM

lol shot AND burned

6/5/2008 6:48:31 PM

I love that Frosh post...

6/5/2008 6:52:11 PM

wasn't there a picture for it?

6/5/2008 6:53:20 PM

^^^^damn i sound like a hippy now.

[Edited on June 5, 2008 at 6:57 PM. Reason : .]

6/5/2008 6:55:08 PM

someone used to argue with me on tdub, i don't even recall who, that the reason the greeks and other religions older than christianity had miracles like water to wine, and resurrection, and immaculate conception were all because god( or satan), i don't remember which, faked historical documents or events as a test.

so even though we have proof that other religions believed their gods and half gods did these things first, that christianity is in no way ripping them off and assigning those common godly acts to its demi-god of choice. greco-roman religions were full of religious plagiarisms and full of stories of "if other gods did it then mine did too", but not christianity, in that case its just another test.

arguing pointless religion aspects about religion seems so futile these days... now arguing pointless aspects of politics, thats were its at!

6/5/2008 7:02:09 PM

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"i know a few people who believe God put dinosaur bones in the ground to trick us into believing in them and that God also put evidence of evolution to trick us into sin or some shit like that."

yeah, He put dinosaur bones in the ground? wth. Science is what's real.

6/5/2008 7:13:14 PM

rofl "god put dinasaur bones here to trick us"

thats about as silly as gays thinking they didnt have a choice

6/5/2008 7:16:08 PM

let's see.. .
That they think they are correct?

as a side note, just to have some fun look up Liberty University in VA

6/5/2008 7:21:13 PM

it's best to drive AROUND lynchburg

6/5/2008 7:22:29 PM

hahaha
man i used to LIVE in lynchburg!

6/5/2008 7:24:24 PM

lol you woulda all caps the "in" in that situation

6/5/2008 7:25:29 PM

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6/5/2008 7:26:30 PM

Quote :

"Ha mongo/Bargon wan chee kospah ol Jedi."

6/5/2008 7:32:01 PM

set up 2

6/5/2008 7:32:33 PM