I just opened my last beer and I'm too drunk to drive for more

some bring me beer kthx

6/6/2008 9:02:49 PM

sucks for you BUD

6/6/2008 9:03:11 PM

Doh!

6/6/2008 9:03:49 PM

raleigh take out

costs a bit more, but they deliver beer

6/6/2008 9:15:25 PM

mmm beer. good idea.

6/6/2008 9:16:31 PM

What we've got here is failure to
communicate.
Some men you just can't reach...
So, you get what we had here last week,
which is the way he wants it!
Well, he gets it!
I don't like it any more than you men

6/6/2008 9:21:51 PM

drive anyways, don't be a pussy

6/6/2008 9:36:51 PM

yea what's the worst thing that could happen?

6/6/2008 9:50:06 PM

you got to plan ahead with these things....

6/6/2008 10:29:14 PM

isn't bev a girls name

6/6/2008 10:29:57 PM

this is why u ckeep bottom shelf liquor in teh freezer

6/6/2008 11:08:12 PM

^^^^ Nobody likes a buzzkill.

6/6/2008 11:10:06 PM

i think Scary Larry passed out like a lil bitch. someone go draw on him

6/6/2008 11:11:57 PM

walk

6/6/2008 11:14:28 PM

If you think that you want to be a drunkard, then you should do it all the way; no half-assed drunkenness. You should have been a boyscout, they you would have learned to always be prepared, and you would have planned ahead. Better luck next time. Plan ahead.

6/6/2008 11:16:07 PM

i hide alcohol in randomp laces sober for sutiations liket his

6/6/2008 11:16:19 PM

You do what now?

6/6/2008 11:17:29 PM

^^okay i think i know what you're trying to say, but why is sober thrown into that sentence?

[Edited on June 6, 2008 at 11:18 PM. Reason : .]

6/6/2008 11:18:37 PM

He's saying he's sober when he hides it.

ok, n/m, tmi.

[Edited on June 6, 2008 at 11:26 PM. Reason : .]

6/6/2008 11:24:49 PM

because its alwyas hid for when im drunk

6/6/2008 11:41:53 PM