6/9/2008 8:18:23 AM

My CD's will show you interesting ways to use your computer such as Clicking on Icons and Clicking on Menus and other simple shit that your 6 year old niece or nephew has already figured out.

[Edited on June 9, 2008 at 8:21 AM. Reason : my diction is flawed]

6/9/2008 8:20:50 AM

have you ever wanted to know how to work windows xp? I'll show you what the left... AND right mouse buttons do.

Try my product.

6/9/2008 8:22:23 AM

Not sold in in stores, Jan, because it's a piece of shit!!!

6/9/2008 8:22:28 AM

he sounds so desperate at the end

6/9/2008 8:23:13 AM

^ LOL, you're right. It's like he's begging.

Look, I have a shitload of inventory of these CDs. If I don't sell 1,000 by July, they're coming to get my house. Try my product.

[Edited on June 9, 2008 at 8:26 AM. Reason : .]

6/9/2008 8:26:02 AM

have you bought my product?

6/9/2008 10:33:14 AM

bttt because his commercial is on

6/10/2008 9:29:41 AM

actually this is genius, and there are people out there that need this help, and are willing to pay. kudos. don't hate on a player mane.

6/10/2008 9:30:42 AM

I can teach you how to get the online

6/10/2008 9:31:37 AM

have you tried his product?

6/10/2008 9:31:41 AM

i have not tried, but if i could have thought of this and made it a reality, i would have did it as well.

6/10/2008 9:32:41 AM

my commercials would start like this

Are you a dumb elderly person? Do you wish you could use The Computer and get The Online? Buy my product. Just put the disc in your compact disc drive and I'll walk you through this. Even if you're a certifiable retard, I can teach you about moving icons and maximizing windows for your shitty geriatric eyesight.

6/10/2008 9:36:13 AM

you guys are laughing now, but just wait

in 50 years you'll be buying CD's to help you navigate the hover-Internet

6/10/2008 9:46:18 AM

try it

6/12/2008 9:58:44 AM