when you're good, you get chocolate chip cookies

i have no chocolate chip cookies

6/9/2008 10:41:42 PM

*nom nom nom*

6/9/2008 10:42:40 PM

THIS IS GARBAGE!!!

6/9/2008 10:42:55 PM

FUCKING THING SUCKS

WE'LL DO IT LIVE

6/9/2008 10:44:09 PM

it also has a long list of disadvantages

6/9/2008 10:47:09 PM

I made him some chocolate chip cookies. He is a liar.

6/9/2008 11:02:33 PM

i was going to say it's kind of like having a magical fairy around the house - before i got married none of my shit "magically" got put away

i'm not sure i've gotten cookies since we've been married - if i did i can't really recall - definitely brownies though

she did step up though and really impressed me this past week when the night before our 1yr anniversary an emergency came up and the next morning on our anniversary she had to drive 10hrs alone and spend the night alone (away from the beach to back home after being there for only 1 day) - then another 7hrs up to KY the following day

i do a few things too - like keep the brita pitcher filled with water

6/9/2008 11:08:16 PM

I like this thread.

6/9/2008 11:16:53 PM

hehehehe, this made me giggle

6/9/2008 11:37:20 PM

i think i need a wife

6/9/2008 11:55:05 PM

I can has a wife too?

6/9/2008 11:55:42 PM

I can't see myself ever getting married

Just not the husband type

6/10/2008 12:00:23 AM

in law school i always wish i had a wife the married guys have the BEST lunches. homemade leftover everything ahhh. all packed neatly with a lunchbox and little napkin and fork and probably a note that says "i love you"

6/10/2008 12:08:57 AM

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"homemade leftover everything ahhh. all packed neatly with a lunchbox and little napkin and fork and probably a note that says "i love you" "

that's so cute!

6/10/2008 12:09:55 AM

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" i do a few things too - like keep the brita pitcher filled with water "

get a fridge with filtered water in the door. problem solved.

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"in law school i always wish i had a wife the married guys have the BEST lunches. homemade leftover everything ahhh. all packed neatly with a lunchbox and little napkin and fork and probably a note that says "i love you""

i know a couple that does that, it's more like a mother/son relationship though. it's weird.

[Edited on June 10, 2008 at 12:11 AM. Reason : j]

6/10/2008 12:10:35 AM

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"DO IT LIVE!!!"

6/10/2008 12:14:21 AM

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"get a fridge with filtered water in the door. problem solved. "

we have one that's filtered - the point of brita isn't so much the filter as much as it is having chilled water readily available - out of the faucet or fridge isn't cold enough

6/10/2008 12:15:40 AM

that and the fact your wife is awesome.

you are awesome too ken.

now come here and gimme a big ole hug

6/10/2008 12:32:17 AM

gf makes me cookies bout every weekend. it's glorious

[Edited on June 10, 2008 at 1:30 AM. Reason : but she's in Italy right now ]

6/10/2008 1:29:16 AM

i prefer brownies

6/10/2008 2:16:08 AM

6/10/2008 2:28:36 AM

blow jobs >>>>>> chocolate chip cookies


FTW???

6/10/2008 5:09:12 AM

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"I can has a wife too?"

6/10/2008 5:48:55 AM

6/10/2008 5:57:07 AM

I love being married.

6/10/2008 6:00:33 AM

i can honestly say I know only two happily married guys. it's fucking frightening.

6/10/2008 6:48:30 AM

^ i was thinking the same thing myself, wondering how many unhappy married ppl there were

6/10/2008 7:00:53 AM

is this the married man's way of calling himself a badass ?

6/10/2008 7:07:17 AM

qntmfred and punchmonk are my favorite TWW couple EVAR

6/10/2008 7:11:05 AM

^ oh

i always thought you were married to her. The sn look similar

6/10/2008 7:12:34 AM

I WISH...if i could somehow get qntmfred out of the way...

6/10/2008 7:17:48 AM

I wonder if these are low-sugar chocolate chip cookies...

Just kidding, I have an insulin pump and eat the shit out of some cookies whether they're good for me or not.

6/10/2008 7:19:01 AM

^^That can be arranged.









Here's my card

6/10/2008 7:23:58 AM

hmmm...i'm sure punchmonk would come around eventually

after the mourning process, i mean

6/10/2008 7:25:25 AM

sir, you have insulted my honor, and my family's honor. standby for annihilation

6/10/2008 8:24:25 AM

quagmire

i encourage you to turn off your computer or to activate another 3rd party firewall

6/10/2008 8:36:54 AM

^^ no sir! it's a COMPLIMENT...you should be FLATTERED that i want to off you and claim punchmonk for my own!

6/10/2008 8:42:15 AM

I'm all the time baking cookies, making cakes, and brownies. I don't have a husband or a boyfriend to give them to.

Usually I just pawn them out on my neighbors

6/10/2008 8:46:40 AM

this new chick i met i think we are both smitten by each other. it actually feels good, and i hope it works out

6/10/2008 8:47:54 AM

the only advantage i see to marriage/LTRs is that you don't have to wear a rubber.

other than that, i fail to see the point

6/10/2008 8:51:33 AM

HAHAHAHAHA

and you get to save the gas money from having to drive out and buy them

6/10/2008 8:52:14 AM

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"the only advantage i see to marriage/LTRs is that you don't have to wear a rubber."

lots of head when you get up in the morning?

6/10/2008 8:53:45 AM

ah, thats a fantastic thought

6/10/2008 8:54:20 AM

^^^^ clearly you missed the part about chocolate chip cookies

6/10/2008 8:54:48 AM

oh and in ltrs, you only pay half of the bills

6/10/2008 8:55:58 AM

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"lots of head when you get up in the morning?"

From what i understand, that stops when you get married too.

6/10/2008 9:03:38 AM

not if you are the cunning linguist

6/10/2008 9:04:24 AM

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"oh and in ltrs, you only pay half of the bills"

this is true in theory, and should be true in practice. However, I just got out of a 3 year relationship where we lived together for a year. I have more money now than I did the entire year we lived together, and I even live in a more expensive place. Gotta factor in going out to dinner a few nights a week and having to buy "the good stuff" at the grocery store.

6/10/2008 9:05:43 AM

Or banana bread

6/10/2008 9:07:03 AM

^ damn straight. punchmonk makes 10/10 banana bread

6/10/2008 9:07:24 AM