According to Forbes

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" 1. Scrooge McDuck $28.8 Billion 2. Ming the Merciless $20.9 Billion 3. Richie Rich $16.1 Billion 4. Mom (Futurama) $15.7 Billion 5. Jed Clampette $11 Billion 6. C Montgomery Burns $8.4 Billion 7. Carter Pewterschmidt $7.2 Billion 8. Bruce Wayne $7 Billion 9. Thurston Howell III $6.3 Billion 10. Tony Stark $6 Billion 11. Fake Steve Jobs $5.7 Billion 12. Gomez Adams $2 Billion 13. Willy Wonka $1.9 Billion 14. Lucious Malfoy $1.6 Billion 15. Princess Peach $1.3 Billion"

<insert duck tales theme here>

6/11/2008 12:39:52 AM

6/11/2008 12:43:21 AM

god I LOVED that show

6/11/2008 12:44:01 AM

^

6/11/2008 12:45:04 AM

Cool (yet [old]) list

But how do you measure Lucias Malfoy's money in dollars?

And Princess Peach doesn't even live on Earth.

6/11/2008 12:46:28 AM

perhaps there are some things that should not be questioned...
I'm off to look for some duck tales episodes

6/11/2008 12:49:26 AM

What about the Count of Monte Cristo?

6/11/2008 12:52:49 AM

i fucking hated that show

6/11/2008 1:01:12 AM

Tony Stark didn't beat out the guy from Gilligan's Island? Marvel needs to step their fictional business plans up, that's just embarassing.

<3 Duck Tales. Nothing is more baller than swimming in money, and nothing is more hardcore than diving headfirst onto a huge pile of metal coins and coming up smiling.

6/11/2008 1:02:12 AM

Also, Scrooge must be heavy as hell to be able to swim in Gold.

6/11/2008 1:04:18 AM

if a duck can fly underwater it can swim in gold ok

6/11/2008 1:16:32 AM

Our petty, poorly understood notions of "buoyancy" and "physics" don't matter when someone is a real baller. They bribe the guy in charge of the natural laws to look the other way.

6/11/2008 1:17:04 AM

I'm surprised that guy from Silence of the Lambs ( I think) Isn't on here. After I post this, I will research and make sure he isn't.

Ok, I'm now not even sure what the hell the movie is.... but the guy owned the Biltmore House in the movie and was eaten by pigs... anyone know what I am talking about?

[Edited on June 11, 2008 at 2:33 AM. Reason : I'm retarded]

6/11/2008 2:30:53 AM

How about the guy who funded jodi foster's agnosto-craft in "Contact"

6/11/2008 2:34:05 AM

^^yes, he was played by gary Oldman i think. But he looks just like bruce dern in the movie

6/11/2008 2:35:18 AM

Ah yes, in Hannibal. OK, thanks for that.

6/11/2008 2:43:12 AM

Mammon

6/11/2008 2:44:40 AM

6/11/2008 3:08:56 AM

if you have to make deals with huge ass black planets you aren't baller enough to make it on the Forbes list.

6/11/2008 3:19:36 AM

I'd like to take this chance to say that "Lost in Space" was actually a pretty good movie

6/11/2008 3:48:38 AM

is Mom from Futurama in today's dollars? or in 3000 dollars, because if it's in 3000 dollars than I'm sure she would be leading. Since Scrooge McDuck was from the like...1970s or 80s...or something

6/11/2008 3:50:32 AM

I thought he was from the 20s, dealing with the type of cars that Donald Duck drove, etc.

6/11/2008 4:06:01 AM

Quote :

"Scrooge had worked his way up the financial ladder from humble immigrant roots. Born in Glasgow, Scotland he made a living shining boots, and was enraged when a ditchdigger paid him with a US dime. However, the coin inspires him to take a position as cabin boy on a Clyde cattle ship to the United States to make his fortune.[1] Scrooge is now the richest duck in the world, rivaled only by Flintheart Glomgold, John D. Rockerduck and, less prominent, the maharaja of the fictional country Howdoyoustan (play on Hindustan)."

hahah howdoyoustan. that shit's racist. oh, and it says like 1950s.

6/11/2008 4:10:14 AM

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"Fake Steve Jobs $5.7 Billion"

6/11/2008 8:24:27 AM

1 million dollars.

6/11/2008 8:29:56 AM

Oh shit how about Paul Atreides

he pretty much owned the civilized universe

6/11/2008 8:33:06 AM

Quote :

"1 million dollars."

a gazillion bazillion dollars

6/11/2008 8:33:08 AM

LOL Princess Peach.

6/11/2008 8:35:27 AM

bitch wear a crown in the CAR

CONAN

[Edited on June 11, 2008 at 8:40 AM. Reason : .]

6/11/2008 8:37:14 AM

Quote :

"is Mom from Futurama in today's dollars? or in 3000 dollars, because if it's in 3000 dollars than I'm sure she would be leading. Since Scrooge McDuck was from the like...1970s or 80s...or something"

My first thought as soon as I saw her name. DuckTales took place in modern time though I think (early 90s?).

Shouldnt Lex Luthor be on this list somewhere?

6/11/2008 8:43:15 AM

Prince Xizor



If you are a Star Wars universe fan, or have played Shadows of the Empire, you'll probably know who this is.

6/11/2008 8:51:34 AM

Daddy Warbucks????

6/11/2008 9:07:55 AM

My number one dime!!

6/11/2008 9:12:08 AM

Quote :

"Oh shit how about Paul Atreides he pretty much owned the civilized universe"

hell yeah he controlled the spice flow



[Edited on June 11, 2008 at 9:14 AM. Reason : .]

6/11/2008 9:14:49 AM

What about Francisco from Atlas Shrugged??

6/11/2008 9:16:34 AM

6/11/2008 9:30:58 AM

Quote :

"I'm surprised that guy from Silence of the Lambs ( I think) Isn't on here. After I post this, I will research and make sure he isn't. Ok, I'm now not even sure what the hell the movie is.... but the guy owned the Biltmore House in the movie and was eaten by pigs... anyone know what I am talking about?"

The name of the character was Mason Verger.

6/11/2008 9:39:00 AM

9. Thurston Howell III $6.3 Billion

And stuck on an island, oh the irony.

6/11/2008 9:43:11 AM

Adrian Veidt from Watchmen. Dude has a fortress in Antarctica.

6/11/2008 9:51:08 AM

fuckin' a

I just read Watchmen

he got WAY richer after he killed half of New York and ended the possibility of war

6/11/2008 9:53:14 AM

Finnish DuckTales with words

http://uncutohh.ytmnd.com/

6/11/2008 9:53:17 AM

Alternate reality Biff Tannen

6/11/2008 9:59:07 AM

Lex Luthor?

Mr. Lebowski?

6/11/2008 1:37:28 PM

Quote :

"I LOVED that show"

duck tales FTW

6/11/2008 2:04:02 PM

^

what he said

6/11/2008 2:06:14 PM

^ what he said

6/11/2008 2:06:47 PM

6/11/2008 2:57:00 PM

^ hehehe

6/11/2008 3:25:45 PM

More like

Oh..

oh God.

Uncle Scrooge!


CHA-CHING!!!

6/11/2008 6:46:39 PM

i've watched to many cartoons in the past few days

6/12/2008 12:30:58 AM