this is wonderful news

6/12/2008 8:23:13 PM

congratulations.

6/12/2008 8:24:21 PM

THANK YOU

6/12/2008 8:24:41 PM

yaayyy!!!!

6/12/2008 8:25:22 PM

this is wonderful news!

6/12/2008 8:26:19 PM

this is wonderful news

6/12/2008 8:26:59 PM

I'm Ron Burgundy?

6/12/2008 8:27:47 PM

this is wonderful news?

6/12/2008 8:29:00 PM

I'm Ron Burgandy

this is wonderful news

6/12/2008 8:29:55 PM

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

6/12/2008 8:31:46 PM

I'm Ron Burgundy?
this is wonderful news, Bitch.

[Edited on June 12, 2008 at 8:32 PM. Reason : ^hahah I'd forgotten about that]

6/12/2008 8:31:56 PM

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

6/12/2008 8:32:25 PM

I drink your milkshake!

6/12/2008 8:34:41 PM

Your glasses will be ready in about an hour, Ted Danson

6/12/2008 8:35:19 PM

EMCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...makin copies

The EMCEinatorrrrrr....EMCEEEEEEEEEEE

6/12/2008 8:35:37 PM

i

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6/12/2008 8:36:57 PM

lol

6/12/2008 8:39:23 PM

damn, what's it like having a secretary? What have you been doin on the weekends

[Edited on June 12, 2008 at 8:40 PM. Reason : s]

6/12/2008 8:40:11 PM

manager at at paper company

6/12/2008 8:41:18 PM

Quote :

"What have you been doin on the weekends"

his secretary

6/12/2008 8:43:02 PM

STOP LOOKING INTO THE CAMERA WITH A QUIZZICAL CUTE FACE EVERY TIME YOUR BOSS SAYS SOMETHING STUPID

6/12/2008 8:44:36 PM

Quote :

"damn, what's it like having a secretary? What have you been doin on the weekends"

it's pretty sweet. it makes you lazy though.
basically all of those bullshit things that you had to do for yourself (and got used to doing) are done for you...

for example:


instead of scheduling meetings with people, you just email your secretary and tell her to get you a meeting with so and so

instead of getting a lightbulb when your lamp goes out, you just tell your secretary

instead of working out your own scheduling conflicts, you just give your secretary access to your account in Microsoft Outlook, and they'll take care of everything


instead of going to your mailbox yourself....the secretary makes 6 rounds a day bringing you your mail



just today, she was walking by the office, and looked in. she said "oh man, you don't have a dry erase board in here!"

15 minutes later, a maintenance guy was in there installing one. then the secretary brought me a dry erase eraser, and a box of markers











the only catch is that you have to always be nice to them (which is obviously no problem because they are nice as FUCK).....then they'll make sure to get you anything you want. but the second you're rude, you're never going to get anything ever again.


P.S., she got me this sweet ass office chair my first day there





on the weekends, I've been fishing. There's an air show this weekend that I might try to go out to....
THIS IS WONDERFUL NEWS!!!1

6/12/2008 8:47:31 PM

ok, when you put it like that i get jealous.

6/12/2008 8:49:35 PM

I'll have the secretary send you some flowers

6/12/2008 8:50:42 PM

moar like taking dicktation

6/12/2008 8:59:18 PM

my #1 goal is to not become a creepy old man like marko though
with great power comes great responsibility






no really, on my first day, I was trying to get from the cafeteria to the office.....and after walking around for about 1.5 miles, I ended up standing in front of a helicopter crying

6/12/2008 9:02:58 PM

oh man, i dunno how i would handle having someone doing all that for me.

Ah, fishing...that's exactly what id be doing. Air show should be very cool as well. You making any friends up there?

damn, i would treat my secretary like a prom queen for doing all that.

hahah...crying....poor guy....just push the tears back to your forehead to make it look like you are sweating

[Edited on June 12, 2008 at 9:05 PM. Reason : d]

6/12/2008 9:03:17 PM

yeah, I've met a few people at work. but as for the town itself, it's being kind of lame. it's basically summer, so there aren't a lot of kids hanging around the university. at the same time, I'm probably not going to want to hang out with those youngins too much anyway

6/12/2008 9:05:53 PM

damn so you are pretty much gonna get married soon....now is when you gotta get her to do the kinkiest shit

6/12/2008 9:10:36 PM

we had a bunch of summer interns start today

i was walking back to my office from the break room

this chick comes up to me

"excuse me... but how do i get out of here?"

me: "oh, they didn't tell you? ...you can't ever leave..."

she looks at me confused

then i take her to the staircase and she just laughs

(granted our building's layout is very confusing)

6/12/2008 9:11:31 PM

also

Quote :

"just today, she was walking by the office, and looked in. she said "oh man, you don't have a dry erase board in here!" 15 minutes later, a maintenance guy was in there installing one. then the secretary brought me a dry erase eraser, and a box of markers "

this happened to me my first day at work haha

6/12/2008 9:13:44 PM

U LOOK OLDER AND CREEPIER THAN I EVER WILL

this girl gave me gruff at rem at dc last night about my ID...i was like I'M 31 I'M LEGAL TO BUY BEER LOLZ

[Edited on June 12, 2008 at 9:14 PM. Reason : 2jeff]

6/12/2008 9:14:13 PM

i thought you were talking to me

and i was all like "mark"

but then i was like "mark"

6/12/2008 9:16:04 PM

^^ fightin' words.....there go 9 of them right up there....

true story, one time Mark tried to get me to rub permanent glue on my nipple. just sayin'....

6/12/2008 9:16:22 PM

I'LL GIVE YE A THRASHIN'

6/12/2008 9:17:22 PM

see edit...

6/12/2008 9:17:41 PM

see edit run

6/12/2008 9:18:25 PM

i know you're making that up emce, cause only use rubber cement and matte medium

6/12/2008 9:18:38 PM

true story

6/12/2008 9:22:51 PM

WELL THIS THREAD WENT FROM GAY TO GAYER

6/12/2008 9:23:22 PM