ITT: we make fun of our own race. Whitey's allowed to use Jew jokes.

How do you blindfold a chink?
Dental floss.

How do chinks name their kids?
They throw silverware down the stairs.

6/13/2008 2:38:24 PM

i dont get the second one

6/13/2008 2:39:20 PM

cha-ching!

6/13/2008 2:40:14 PM

ching chang chong i don't understannnd youu.

6/13/2008 2:40:29 PM

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA

Cant find a lot of just plain white jokes, so:

Why are so many Scottish churches circular?
So nobody can hide in the corners during the collection.

A Scotsman took a girl for a ride in a taxi.
She was so beautiful he could hardly keep his eye on the meter

Do you know why the Scots are so brave?
They play the pipes going into battle and would rather die than have to listen to them.

What's the difference between a Scotsman and Mick Jagger?
Jagger sings: "Hey, you, get offa my cloud"
Scotsman shouts: "Eh, McCloud, get off my ewe!"

[Edited on June 13, 2008 at 2:53 PM. Reason : ]

6/13/2008 2:52:36 PM

why are black people still in america?


because they're living on welfare which is a service they cant get on the plains of Africa.

[Edited on June 13, 2008 at 3:00 PM. Reason : im not black ]

6/13/2008 2:56:09 PM

6/13/2008 2:57:32 PM

sometimes I say red dot not feather...but that's about it. Most self-racism indian jokes are lame...we let the white folks handle that.

6/13/2008 2:57:42 PM

ok i just created this tell me how lame it is(i'd give it like 2/10)


Q: how many polocks does it take to change a light bulb

A: depends on how many of them are blonde

6/13/2008 3:00:53 PM

6/13/2008 3:02:21 PM

double whammy!

6/13/2008 3:06:06 PM

^^^ LOL hahahah NICE!




































[Edited on June 13, 2008 at 3:06 PM. Reason : .]

6/13/2008 3:06:12 PM

what do you call a white man pushing a car down a street?

CRACKER POWER

what do you call a mexican pushing a car down a street?

SPIC POWER

what do you call a black man pushing a car down a street?

GRAND THEFT AUTO

6/13/2008 3:07:24 PM

6/13/2008 3:08:02 PM

>.<

6/13/2008 3:08:14 PM

What did the Chinese couple name their new born child when they found out that he has down syndrome?



SUM TIM WONG

6/13/2008 3:33:02 PM

^ haha nice

6/13/2008 4:37:31 PM

there's something wrong with you all

6/13/2008 4:43:34 PM

^^^LMAO

6/13/2008 4:45:33 PM

^^ race shouldn't mean shit one way or the other

so why not mock this stupid label you've picked up by looking a certain way.

6/13/2008 4:55:47 PM

did you know the pollacks were the first to invent the toilet? it's too bad the english had to perfect it by putting a whole.

6/13/2008 4:59:00 PM