I have gas

6/14/2008 3:57:14 AM

i'll post in your thread if you'll post in mine...

6/14/2008 4:02:28 AM

let it fly

6/14/2008 6:38:01 AM

si fly

6/14/2008 7:46:51 AM

are you referring to gasoline or are you farting all over the place?

6/14/2008 7:55:45 AM

^If it were gasoline, I'd be all

But alas, I am all

I don't even know what the hell is giving me all this. Yesterday, I had only a smidge of dairy, and same, for the day before that.

6/20/2008 10:50:38 PM

you should probably see a doctor.

6/20/2008 10:56:30 PM

Why?

I'm not a pussy

6/20/2008 10:59:45 PM

tried any of the OTC products to help?

6/20/2008 11:01:17 PM

Sometimes, I remember to take lactaid. Even so, I'd have to eat nothing but ice cream, cereal, and yogurt all day long for a day or two to have gas like this.

Beano is no match for straight beans (hummus and edamame are two of my favorite foods) - it reduces odor, thank god, but the volume is about the same.

[Edited on June 20, 2008 at 11:03 PM. Reason : jhg']

6/20/2008 11:02:35 PM

^^^

only cause you've made many comments in the past about your gas

6/20/2008 11:08:39 PM

So, then


You gonna go see a doctor about finally deciding on a gender?

Or are you just gonna keep on being a woman in a male body?

6/20/2008 11:21:11 PM

DAT 190% AIDS

6/20/2008 11:26:05 PM

wait....have you been gassy for the last 6 days?

6/21/2008 12:11:48 PM

[Edited on June 21, 2008 at 12:25 PM. Reason : t]

6/21/2008 12:24:49 PM