Yesterday, I was at a cookout w/ my parents. While there, I hear "OH MY! IS THAT ARCGREEK!" I then get a hug from a childhood freind's mom which turns into a lingering hand groping my back and arm. She then turned to my mom and a freind stating "I can't help myself, at 60, I just can't get enough! laugh laugh giggle giggle laugh" She then sat next to me on a bench, grazed my ass several times, and got way too personal in conversation. I think she's also, now, trying to set me up w/ her daugter in Winston Salem.

6/16/2008 2:46:52 PM

tear it up

6/16/2008 2:47:42 PM

welcome to the earth. men actually hit on women no mater how old they are because a man's p33n pretty much can get hard until the day he dies.

6/16/2008 2:48:47 PM

hit that gilf, b.

6/16/2008 2:50:41 PM

why would she call you arcgreek?

6/16/2008 2:51:08 PM

she only knows you by a username? weird.

6/16/2008 2:51:44 PM

^^^^You dipshit. I'm a guy being hit on by a grandma.


She was pretty hot for a 60-year old. You can tell she spends time in the gym.

[Edited on June 16, 2008 at 2:52 PM. Reason : ]

6/16/2008 2:51:46 PM

Obviously she reads tww, so i'm screwwed.

6/16/2008 2:52:58 PM

i just don't understand why when an older man hits on younger women is amazing them... maybe they haven't gotten around enough to know how the world works. obviously, men almost always hit on younger women, and substantially younger if it is within the law.

oh shit my bad dude, i am seeing shit, i thought you were hit on my an older man and that you were a girl, sorry man, i am seeing shit on my monitor



[Edited on June 16, 2008 at 2:54 PM. Reason : asdf]

6/16/2008 2:53:04 PM

how fucking dense are you?

6/16/2008 2:53:46 PM

^

6/16/2008 2:54:23 PM

haha

6/16/2008 2:55:03 PM

You should have eaten a slice of pizza

then gone over to her house and fucked her in the ass in front of her kids

6/16/2008 2:55:42 PM

I just stared at his big, beautiful balls.

HOLY JEEZ I wanted to lick 'em.

6/16/2008 2:58:38 PM

^^2nd on the slice of pizza

[Edited on June 16, 2008 at 2:59 PM. Reason : ^]

6/16/2008 2:58:53 PM

but you def should hit, she might pay some bills for you , and if she hooks you up with her daughter on the low low you will officially have pimp license.

6/16/2008 3:00:11 PM

haha tempting indeed

6/16/2008 3:02:48 PM

she might like it in the ass too... i'd ky that old ass up

6/16/2008 3:04:04 PM

I'm still a bit scared of her husband, though. A stern, quiet retired military officer who I never saw smile while I was in HS.

6/16/2008 3:04:26 PM

they might be swingers and he is waiting for someone to help him fuck her

6/16/2008 3:05:07 PM

Offer to let him watch and JO

6/16/2008 3:06:08 PM

Quote :

"i just don't understand why when an older man hits on younger women is amazing them... maybe they haven't gotten around enough to know how the world works. obviously, men almost always hit on younger women, and substantially younger if it is within the law."

regardless, it's fucking creepy as hell

6/16/2008 4:51:25 PM

Quote :

"MOTHER DAUGHTER THREESOME"

6/16/2008 4:53:02 PM

Youth is one of the few universal causes of attraction. It's not creepy, it's normal. There's nothing unusual about a 50 year old man being sexually attracted to a 20 year old woman. It'd be a bit odd if she was sexually attracted to him, but again not way out of whack. You can turn it on its head and say the exact same about cougars. Young, virile men are sexually attractive to women regardless of age.

What is unusual is if it develops into a relationship. Usually the age disparity carries a disparity of interests and common ground so it doesn't normally last.

6/16/2008 4:56:38 PM

getting hit on by an 80-year-old man would never be "normal" to me, sorry

6/16/2008 5:03:44 PM

(obligatory cddweller comment)

6/16/2008 5:11:15 PM

Quote :

"ARCGREEK DROPS KNOWLEDGE"

6/16/2008 5:39:25 PM