I figured the girls needed a thread for the taste of semen...so, what type of food/drinks makes a guy's juices taste best?

For me:

especially good = fruits in general, especially pineapple, lots of water

especially bad = meats, milk, alcohol

6/16/2008 11:10:50 PM

haha, all we eat are milk meats and alcohol, now on your knees!

6/16/2008 11:11:42 PM

dude it dont matter...bitches will swallow that shit regardless

6/16/2008 11:11:43 PM

Hmmm...heard different things, but never "experimented" with it to see.

6/16/2008 11:11:55 PM

I'll 2nd anything pineapple.

6/16/2008 11:12:16 PM

i've heard the meat thing but i woulda never guessed milk

6/16/2008 11:13:14 PM

asparagus?

6/16/2008 11:13:57 PM

Of course onions are one of the worst things, for guy or girl!!! YUCK! (even though I LOVEEE to eat them)

6/16/2008 11:14:57 PM

I've never had any semen that tasted especially bad, so I haven't really thought about it.

6/16/2008 11:15:00 PM

what if i eat massive amounts of meat, milk, fruits and veggies?

6/16/2008 11:15:12 PM

oooh yeah onions are definitely on the bad list

sweet veggies like carrots are good

[Edited on June 16, 2008 at 11:16 PM. Reason : s]

6/16/2008 11:15:28 PM

Ok, seriously, do you girls really keep a tab on what your guy eats and how his spunk tastes???

6/16/2008 11:17:39 PM

i heard eating a bunch of celery increases your load by like 2 or 3x...prolly makes it taste like celery too

6/16/2008 11:18:12 PM

Quote :

"Ok, seriously, do you girls really keep a tab on what your guy eats and how his spunk tastes???"

why yes, yes I do...well sometimes I do...if it tastes exceptionally good I ask what he's eaten that day and then if its bad I do the same...kinda narrow it down from there.

6/16/2008 11:20:31 PM

^^ UMMMM...NO! Just would be an interesting ploy if you enjoy giving head to your man....instead of enduring disgusting tastes all the time, but at the same time, it doesn't really matter b/c it's all about pleasing!

[Edited on June 16, 2008 at 11:21 PM. Reason : .]

6/16/2008 11:20:36 PM

Smoking makes it taste horrible, in my experience.

6/16/2008 11:21:37 PM

damn that sucks^(no pun intended)


so if you eat something like pineapple does it make it taste good for like just that day or for a few days after that or what?

6/16/2008 11:22:43 PM

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"do you girls really keep a tab on what your guy eats and how his spunk tastes???"

hell no.

6/16/2008 11:22:52 PM

it doesn't matter how it tastes when you blast it straight at their uvula

6/16/2008 11:24:19 PM

^ This is SO true. Ha! Especially the ones who insist on spitting...seems they would taste it more/longer than someone who just swallows it immediately. I don't know. My $0.02 worth.

[Edited on June 16, 2008 at 11:25 PM. Reason : .]

6/16/2008 11:25:07 PM

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"i heard eating a bunch of celery increases your load by like 2 or 3x"

i've heard the same thing, and on one forum a bunch of guys tested it with positive results

6/16/2008 11:25:12 PM

it's not instantaneous. you've gotta eat pineapple or drink pineapple juice for a few days for a noticeable difference

6/16/2008 11:26:13 PM

Yes I do experiment with this b/c it's fun...
Takes about half a day to metabolize the foods

Any sweet fruit is great
Pineapple being the best
Grapes and melons too

Meat and cheese give it a bitter taste....

Either way it has never bothered me...one of my favorite things to do

6/16/2008 11:28:28 PM

not to sound homo but i think i might try eating a bunch of pineapple for 2 or 3 days and then swallowing a load

6/16/2008 11:29:43 PM

^hahahahhaa

6/16/2008 11:30:58 PM

^^you don't have to have a lot of it to taste the difference...it's simple science

6/16/2008 11:31:27 PM

He wants to swallow alot of splooge though, therefore alot of pineapple required

6/16/2008 11:32:14 PM

With every thread I learn more and more about dnl

6/16/2008 11:33:02 PM

you won't notice a difference if you don't do a before & after!

6/16/2008 11:34:02 PM

haha yeah after reading aprils post i kinda came to that conclusion

damn that sucks

6/16/2008 11:35:06 PM

Quote :

"it doesn't matter how it tastes when you blast it straight at their uvula"

exactly

6/16/2008 11:35:48 PM

Quote :

"He wants to swallow alot of splooge though, therefore alot of pineapple and celery is required"

there we go

6/16/2008 11:37:06 PM

I think you might could tell that its sweet if you didn't do a before and after

But it isn't going to have much taste at all if you don't compare it to something...
Some guys just taste better than others just like some guys naturally smell better than others

6/16/2008 11:37:52 PM

^^^technically shouldnt the end of a penis be in the womans throat anyways?

6/16/2008 11:39:42 PM

what about orange juice? i drink between 4-6 cups a day

6/18/2008 4:34:31 PM

in my experience, any citrus fruit makes it taste better, but pineapple is the best by far.

6/18/2008 4:35:33 PM

oh wow...i been drinking so much oj the past few weeks...i kinda want to taste it now(for experimental purposes)

6/18/2008 4:38:12 PM

nothing wrong with that

the real trick is shooting it into your mouth without getting any on your face

6/18/2008 4:39:11 PM

yea, that wouldn't make you gay at all

6/18/2008 4:39:14 PM

^^i'd nut into a cup and just try a bit

^i concur...its just like farting...everyone likes their own brand...hell dogs suck their own dicks sometimes...i'm a dog...women are bitches...dogs fuck bitches

6/18/2008 4:41:25 PM

am i the only one who when you eat asparagus think it makes your piss smell better

6/18/2008 4:41:57 PM

Quote :

"not to sound homo but i think i might try eating a bunch of pineapple for 2 or 3 days and then swallowing a load"

this is very disturbing.

6/18/2008 4:43:16 PM

didn't read the whole thread, but i distinctly remember a maxim article (or some men's health mag, i forget) that said that breads and grains would make it taste sweeter, as would fruits like pineapple, but citrus fruits, dairy, meats, alcohol, and cigarettes would make it taste awful

no, i do not have any experience in tasting semen

but i can say from experience that the taste of the woman's juices changes with what she eats (i once went down on a girl who smoked cigarettes...it was so nasty that i just quit in the middle and told her she just wasn't doing it for me)

6/18/2008 4:43:33 PM

interesting. i've never had bad tasting PIE. but then again i'd never munch on a BOX that I suspected wouldn't taste good.

i've yet to pick a bad BOX.

6/18/2008 4:47:07 PM

in my experience, citrus fruits make it taste better. Dairy, meats, and alcohol definitely make it taste bad. Never went down on a guy that smokes...that's a definite turn off for me in itself. Bread and grain is interesting because I've never paid that much attention to it.

6/18/2008 4:49:13 PM

i don't know how valid this is, but:

http://ezinearticles.com/?Semen-Taste-How-To-Get-Better-Tasting-Sperm&id=238558

http://www.4-men.org/sperm/semen.html

[Edited on June 18, 2008 at 4:51 PM. Reason : .]

6/18/2008 4:50:57 PM

i distinctly remember this one dude having the grossest tasting stuff ever....and that was the last time we hooked up...

he had been drinking wine or something all night and smelled like it...then we got to bj time and it was gross...

i've been avoiding him for about a year and a half since then

6/18/2008 4:55:33 PM

hmmmmm

6/18/2008 4:56:52 PM

think ive reached my limit on "user info" links today


hay girls

6/18/2008 5:00:11 PM

*nom nom nom*

6/18/2008 5:02:06 PM