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shmorri2
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They say that you will no longer have any genetalia...

That's fine for women because they can still go and use the restroom... BUT WHAT ABOUT THE GUYS?!?!?!

Discuss...

Btw, 40 (or however freakin many... I would say 69... lolz) virgins in heaven w/o genetalia = fail Well I take that back. I like bewbies.

6/18/2008 1:40:28 PM

GraniteBalls
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.....

6/18/2008 1:41:41 PM

lmnop
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This is the worst thread I have ever seen.

6/18/2008 1:42:21 PM

pilgrimshoes
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you dont poo in heaven silly

6/18/2008 1:42:30 PM

sumfoo1
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Maybe we just get orgasm buttons.. instead.

6/18/2008 1:42:42 PM

shmorri2
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I'm not just talking about pooping here. I mean, how do guys go pee without their peeeeenis? Do our urethras (sp?) get relocated? srsly God, what's up with this plan of Yours?

[Edited on June 18, 2008 at 1:52 PM. Reason : sorry God, I forgot "yours" needs to be capitalized... just like America ]

6/18/2008 1:52:06 PM

SymeGuy69
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this makes no sense.

6/18/2008 1:57:43 PM

shmorri2
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This is chit chat...

I'm talking about the urethra. For women, you can remove the genetailia (vagina..) and still have the urethra to go pee. For men... Well, the urethra is in the penis. If you remove the penis... does that mean that men now have to pee like women? HMMM

[Edited on June 18, 2008 at 1:59 PM. Reason : .]

6/18/2008 1:58:23 PM

SymeGuy69
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so how do you lose a vag and still pee? probably the same way you lose p33n and still pee i guess.

6/18/2008 1:59:59 PM

pilgrimshoes
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weirdest thread on tww

ever

6/18/2008 2:02:19 PM

vinylbandit
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wait

who says that?

6/18/2008 2:02:52 PM

shmorri2
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Quote :
"so how do you lose a vag and still pee"


women don't pee from the vag. YOU FAIL

6/18/2008 4:10:15 PM

shmorri2
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So that's it with this discussion? You guys are weak.

So what's the deal with the human anatomy in heaven. Anyone have any insights to this?

6/19/2008 2:43:00 PM

lmnop
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everybody turns into unicorns and then god rapes the unicorns.

6/19/2008 2:50:18 PM

bassjunkie
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Quote :
"wait

who says that?

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Quote :
"They say"


just to clarify

6/19/2008 2:55:13 PM

stowaway
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you end up with this tiny hole just coming out of your lower abdomen that makes it very hard to aim. it's all in the hips!

6/19/2008 3:18:19 PM

SymeGuy69
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women don't pee from the vag. YOU FAIL"


so then where does the urethra exit? you apparently haven't thought this through.

[Edited on June 19, 2008 at 3:35 PM. Reason : +]

6/19/2008 3:22:42 PM

shmorri2
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^^^ I just remember there was a discussion about this a few years back in a church I went. I actually "looked this up" and realized we'd have no genetalia b/c we have no body. I suppose we just turn into "spiritual energy?" But when we "materialize," I suppose we no longer have to worry about breathing/eating/etc...?

I mean, when we die, it is said in the bible (Mark 12:25) that we will be as Angels.. Angles have no genetalia... so... how do we urinate? Or are we too good to urinate in Heaven?

[Edited on June 19, 2008 at 3:55 PM. Reason : .]

6/19/2008 3:54:25 PM

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urine is liquid sin

6/19/2008 3:55:05 PM

puppy
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I would think that we would have no need to pee.

theoretically, I mean.

6/19/2008 5:24:21 PM

tartsquid
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My granddaddy used to say that in heaven, everything would be made from boobs. He was really looking forward to sleeping on a bed of boobs.

6/19/2008 6:11:53 PM

Spontaneous
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Please don't post any more threads until you have posted 255 more times.

Thanks.

PS: There is no genitalia, because there is no waste. The only waste would be intellectual, like this thread.

6/19/2008 6:15:33 PM

ReceiveDeath
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boobs are overrated

6/19/2008 6:16:34 PM

Spontaneous
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Road, your date is green!

6/19/2008 6:17:25 PM

tartsquid
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Your face is overrated.

6/19/2008 6:20:19 PM

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