i'm in the mood for a bagel, which is fucking strange because normally i fucking hate bagles, how do i defrost this shit. For some reason my roommate put them in the freezer what a fucking moron.what should i put on this bagel, i hadn't thought that far ahead yet.FUCK cream cheese that shit is almost as nasty as bagels.
6/20/2008 9:37:11 PM
HOW DO I RAN SHIT?
6/20/2008 9:37:45 PM
i mean, what microwave settings do you use?should i just toast that shit?should i heat up this oven for just 1 (maybe 2) bagels?[Edited on June 20, 2008 at 9:38 PM. Reason : no wonder bagles suck so bad, you need a fucking manual to make one of these mofos]
6/20/2008 9:37:51 PM
okay ttt, i really need help. i haven't eaten since like 10 this morning. i'm really hungry.[Edited on June 20, 2008 at 9:40 PM. Reason : ttt]
6/20/2008 9:40:07 PM
just pop it in the microwave for like 20 seconds or soit's hard to screw this up, man
6/20/2008 9:40:27 PM
let it sit out for a while (wrapped) and then toast it.
6/20/2008 9:40:30 PM
wat
6/20/2008 9:40:33 PM
defrost for a minute or so, check it every 20 seconds or so i'd say
6/20/2008 9:41:32 PM
i've only ever had bagels on school trips to places like museums or shit where those fgts only eat bagels for some reason.actually theres a bagel place in CH that had some dank ass pizza bagels one time.okay, what should i put on this.i have plain, cinnamon, and some blueberry ones (i hope thats not mold because they are in some weirdass bag)]
6/20/2008 9:42:18 PM
toast itor microwave it and have sex with it^ you've only ever had bagels on school field trips where they were exposing you to exotic, ethnic foods like bagels?[Edited on June 20, 2008 at 10:02 PM. Reason : bagel eaters are faggots? I think you're thinking croissants]
6/20/2008 10:02:03 PM
microwave for 15-30 secondsPutting bagels in the freezer is smart if not normal you fuck. It keeps them from molding. Plus, when you defrost one it is warm and soft.
6/20/2008 10:05:00 PM
Just have sex with it.
6/20/2008 10:08:15 PM
^^ oh.you learn something new every day.No you just go to the giftshop on a school field trip (some fucking retard always thinks that it isn't going to be overpriced shit you could get from a dollar store) and everyone else who was forced to go there was just like fuck it i might as well get something to eat. and bagels are like the only fucking then on the menu. imagine that.[Edited on June 20, 2008 at 10:08 PM. Reason : ^]
6/20/2008 10:08:43 PM
word, my mom does this. kinda inconvenient when you just want to grab one, but w/e.i need a nap >_>
6/20/2008 10:12:44 PM
I didn't realize gift shops sold bagelsdid you go to the Bagel Museum?fucking assholethe cool kids bought astronaut ice cream
6/20/2008 10:13:23 PM
dude.that bagel sucked ass.
6/20/2008 11:09:27 PM
should have bought the ice creamdipshit
6/20/2008 11:09:52 PM
MMM ICE CREAM..great idea
6/20/2008 11:11:30 PM
toast itbutter and or jelly, since you're a cream cheese haterOR you can fry up an egg and slap it on there with a slice of cheese
6/20/2008 11:23:14 PM
don't encourage this ape to put eggs in a panhe'd have to discover fire firstwho the fuck can't make bagels?
6/20/2008 11:24:21 PM
crack an egg into a bowl, put into microwave for a minute or so, then place onto bagel
6/20/2008 11:34:02 PM
Did some idiot monkey make this thread or something?
6/20/2008 11:37:39 PM
Apparently freezing bagels is better for their texture than refrigerating them.Just toast it a little longer than normal.
6/20/2008 11:44:16 PM
you can microwave eggs?what the fuck is this.and i meant the bagel i made not the one from the museum.i guess bagel making just comes with time.
6/21/2008 12:37:50 AM
by throwing it in the trash
6/21/2008 12:38:15 AM
you can microwave almost anything.congrats on being able to defrost a bagel, clap clap clap.
6/21/2008 12:38:36 AM
dudemicrowave that shit for 30 secondsmaybe 45
6/21/2008 12:39:12 AM
Once a bagel is frozen it cannot be thawed. Anyone who says you can thaw it is lying. You just have to eat it frozen.
6/21/2008 12:42:35 AM
No, you thaw it and toast it. By toasting it you never notice that it was ever frozen.misinterpreted your post there [Edited on June 21, 2008 at 12:47 AM. Reason : lol]
6/21/2008 12:46:47 AM
i'm hungry again. i'm just going to eat a huge bowl of oatmeal.that shit is filler.
6/21/2008 2:54:32 AM
ive had to stay hungry a lot in order to lose weight. when i gained my 40ish lbs, i would eat and be hungry 15 min after a meal. i think you just ignore being hungry.are you fat?
6/21/2008 2:59:03 AM
i'm 5'10 and the most i've ever weighed at this height is 140lbs.i eat like mounds of food and its pretty much impossible for me to gain weight or any form of body fat. I didn't really exercise regularly until about last year.
6/21/2008 3:06:35 AM
pee on it?
6/21/2008 3:26:52 AM
Okay, someone pick some toppings for me tonight.
6/24/2008 2:03:32 AM
6/24/2008 2:13:20 AM
turkey sandwich on bagel.
6/24/2008 2:25:01 AM