I'm here to facilitate any ladies wishing to get pregnant. I've been declared impotent, but I will try to assist you and we can prove medical science wrong in their diagnosis of my sterility. I'll drive to your place and I'll even bring wine.

6/22/2008 10:08:43 PM

Sorry about your diagnosis dude, is it genetic?

6/22/2008 10:09:25 PM

Yes. My son is sterile as well.

6/22/2008 10:10:58 PM

Sorry about your diagnosis dude, is it generic?

6/22/2008 10:11:24 PM

I'M BEING SERIOUS DAMMIT.

6/22/2008 10:11:57 PM

This is why we can't have nice things.

6/22/2008 10:12:00 PM

This is why we can't have nice things.

6/22/2008 10:12:35 PM

GIVE ME AN EGG YOU HAIR COLORED WHORE

6/22/2008 10:12:45 PM

FACE DOWN ASS UP

6/22/2008 10:13:12 PM

6/22/2008 10:13:15 PM

TOO LATE. I DONE TURNED THE TOILET BOWL RED.

6/22/2008 10:13:18 PM

Fuck - I'm not sterile. I'm just trying to get laid.

6/22/2008 10:13:32 PM

Hope you don't mind being choked by a balloon.

6/22/2008 10:16:00 PM

Quote :

"we can prove medical science wrong in their diagnosis of my sterility"

Quote :

"My son is sterile as well"

does not compute...

6/22/2008 10:39:29 PM

Well, if they let a 24 year old homeless dude do them, you stand a pretty good chance.

6/22/2008 10:41:09 PM

Did you know that if your parents can't have children, you probably won't be able to either?

6/22/2008 10:48:04 PM

6/22/2008 10:50:44 PM

^fuck that's badass

6/22/2008 10:52:12 PM

Quote :

" I've been declared impotent"

You realize that makes you as good as a gay?

6/22/2008 11:26:47 PM

But better, because he will still have sex with girls. I really am impotent, due to a real genetic mutation. But it don't make me gay.

6/23/2008 1:30:25 AM

Wait, impotent or sterile?

6/23/2008 1:32:39 AM

dude cant get a hard on...sucks for you

6/23/2008 1:40:20 AM

Shit. I forgot that impotent is no erection and sterile is no good sperm.

6/23/2008 8:38:43 AM

^ lol

6/26/2008 11:40:20 PM

lmao. self pwnd!

6/26/2008 11:41:29 PM