So I have done this in other forums in the past. I will type a sentence and then you have to type one to add to the story and then the next person does the same and just keep it going.


One day a man was riding his bike.

6/25/2008 2:06:08 AM

One day a man was riding his bike. He was then hit by a bus.

6/25/2008 2:06:57 AM

DiamondAce did nothing but laugh.

6/25/2008 2:07:56 AM

But the bus was stopping, so it didn't hurt him to bad.

6/25/2008 2:08:09 AM

One day a man was riding his bike. He was then hit by a bus. He later found out the driver of this bus was a woman.

6/25/2008 2:08:17 AM

and that woman proved that women really can't drive, so...

[Edited on June 25, 2008 at 2:09 AM. Reason : .]

6/25/2008 2:09:02 AM

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"One day a man was riding his bike. He was then hit by a bus. DiamondAce did nothing but laugh. But the bus was stopping, so it didn't hurt him to bad. He later found out the driver of this bus was a woman. and that woman proved that women really can't drive, so..."

I smell a Pulitzer.

6/25/2008 2:11:31 AM

he decided to write a letter to the editor about the ignorance of women drivers.

6/25/2008 2:12:29 AM

and the mayor revoked every womans license for a week.

[Edited on June 25, 2008 at 2:13 AM. Reason : .]

6/25/2008 2:12:43 AM

Quote :

"MASSIVE BITCH UPROAR"

[Edited on June 25, 2008 at 2:15 AM. Reason : .]

6/25/2008 2:14:38 AM

but that was no shock since it was that time of the month.

[Edited on June 25, 2008 at 2:16 AM. Reason : .]

6/25/2008 2:15:29 AM

"But the bus was stopping, so it didn't hurt him to bad." So, even if the bus was driven by a woman, she must have done a good job of driving (and the silly man should not be in the bus lane - going slow)!

6/25/2008 2:16:00 AM

Then he went and posted on TWW about it.

6/25/2008 2:16:21 AM

and then the man went to the hospital to get an x-ray.

[Edited on June 25, 2008 at 2:18 AM. Reason : .]

6/25/2008 2:18:02 AM

And they saw the man had no heart

6/25/2008 2:19:23 AM

He had sold his heart in order to buy a PS3.

6/25/2008 2:21:09 AM

after that they did a second x-ray, but forgot to put the protective cver over him, so he became a sterile man.

6/25/2008 2:22:20 AM

And where his heart should be was the game piece from Operation!

6/25/2008 2:22:32 AM

so the man really didn't have a heart or sperm anymore.

6/25/2008 2:23:46 AM

But he was enraged about the going sterile thing so he hired zombie Johnny Cochran--that's right zombie Johnny Cochran-- to represent him in court against the hospital.

6/25/2008 2:24:08 AM

But he still liked to guzzle DR SPlooge

6/25/2008 2:24:32 AM

Wat!

6/25/2008 2:24:36 AM

because he gai!

6/25/2008 2:25:22 AM

He's now in a coma!

6/25/2008 2:25:27 AM

(eh, the story was entertaining for a minute)


since he's in a coma, his family is now faced with the choice to let him stay alive in hopes of waking up, or pull the plug

[Edited on June 25, 2008 at 2:27 AM. Reason : m]

6/25/2008 2:26:17 AM

So jeff said, "this thread has been done before".

6/25/2008 2:26:22 AM

Zombie Johnny Cochran enters to check on his client but cannot help notice how delicious the man's brains smelled.

6/25/2008 2:26:38 AM

and Johnny Cochran told him there was no need to go to court because he was free to bwn as many women as he wanted now with out the fear of creating unwanted children.

6/25/2008 2:27:22 AM

And that's why he's in a coma, so we can all go to bed!

6/25/2008 2:27:28 AM

but then he woke up from the coma and drank a beer.

6/25/2008 2:29:28 AM

Dr. come in during middle of the night and put it in his butt He find this out after Dr. come over and ask for buttsecks and he was confucius

[Edited on June 25, 2008 at 2:30 AM. Reason : .]

6/25/2008 2:29:40 AM

and ordered pizza

6/25/2008 2:30:38 AM

and he told the doctor, no I am not like that! I only bwn women.

6/25/2008 2:31:20 AM

Then he said
"do you like pizza"
Dr. sais yes
Then he sais
"do you like my ass"
Dr. sais yes
The he sais
"do you want to eat pizza out my ass"
Dr. sais yes
PROCEED

6/25/2008 2:32:40 AM

but then he remembered that he hated women because they were the reason all of this happened, so he said "okay, i'll bwn"

6/25/2008 2:32:40 AM

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

6/25/2008 2:36:28 AM

so he did that and got AIDs and

6/25/2008 6:29:39 AM

The End?

6/25/2008 6:32:38 AM

so he realized he only had a short time left to live (how long could one live with both aids and diabetus) so he decides to go do a list of everything he ever wanted to do before he died.

6/25/2008 6:33:50 AM

the firt thing on his list was to ask a dr how he got diabeetus from bwning

6/25/2008 8:31:21 AM

The dr. said giving head to the candy man repeatedly can result in diabetus... as can anal intercourse with him.

6/25/2008 8:35:04 AM

So after that he took some more tests and discovered he didn't have those diseases. The person who ran the tests in the lab was just an idiot and told him wrong, so...

6/25/2008 10:03:48 AM

i've rolled a regular condom up to my elbow without it breaking to it's not like they won't fit...

6/25/2008 10:19:09 AM

One day a man was riding his bike. He was then hit by a bus.
DiamondAce did nothing but laugh.
But the bus was stopping, so it didn't hurt him to bad.
He later found out the driver of this bus was a woman. and that woman proved that women really can't drive, so...he decided to write a letter to the editor about the ignorance of women drivers and the mayor revoked every womans license for a week.
That was no shock since it was that time of the month. Then he went and posted on TWW about it and then the man went to the hospital to get an x-ray. And they saw the man had no heart
He had sold his heart in order to buy a PS3. after that they did a second x-ray, but forgot to put the protective cver over him, so he became a sterile man. And where his heart should be was the game piece from Operation! so the man really didn't have a heart or sperm anymore.
But he was enraged about the going sterile thing so he hired zombie Johnny Cochran--that's right zombie Johnny Cochran-- to represent him in court against the hospital. But he still liked to guzzle DR SPlooge.
Wat!
because he gai! He's now in a coma!
Since he's in a coma, his family is now faced with the choice to let him stay alive in hopes of waking up, or pull the plug.
So jeff said, "this thread has been done before".
Zombie Johnny Cochran enters to check on his client but cannot help notice how delicious the man's brains smelled. Johnny Cochran told him there was no need to go to court because he was free to bwn as many women as he wanted now with out the fear of creating unwanted children. And that's why he's in a coma, so we can all go to bed!
but then he woke up from the coma and drank a beer. Dr. come in during middle of the night and put it in his butt He find this out after Dr. come over and ask for buttsecks and he was confucius and ordered pizza and he told the doctor, no I am not like that! I only bwn women.
Then he said

Quote :

" "do you like pizza" Dr. sais yes Then he sais "do you like my ass" Dr. sais yes The he sais "do you want to eat pizza out my ass" Dr. sais yes PROCEED"

but then he remembered that he hated women because they were the reason all of this happened, so he said "okay, i'll bwn"
so he did that and got AIDs and

so he realized he only had a short time left to live (how long could one live with both aids and diabetus) so he decides to go do a list of everything he ever wanted to do before he died.
the firt thing on his list was to ask a dr how he got diabeetus from bwning.
The dr. said giving head to the candy man repeatedly can result in diabetus... as can anal intercourse with him. So after that he took some more tests and discovered he didn't have those diseases. The person who ran the tests in the lab was just an idiot and told him wrong, so...i've rolled a regular condom up to my elbow without it breaking to it's not like they won't fit...

6/25/2008 10:50:21 AM

but here it gets really wild, first the Klingons showed up, and the X-men rolled up, and finally the man from room five walked in...

6/25/2008 10:54:31 AM

and told him that the X-me weren't real and he needed to turn the tv off and go have a beer at the bar which he did.

6/25/2008 5:43:51 PM

After he drank fifteen draft Icehouses, he stumbled out of the bar, whistled for a cab...

6/25/2008 5:47:39 PM

He got in the cab, and noticed that the cab driver was a grizzly bear.

6/25/2008 5:55:47 PM

but he saw a lion outside, so he took his chances with the bear

6/25/2008 5:56:56 PM

but we all know bears can't drive

6/25/2008 5:58:09 PM