http://gizmoblog.net/revolutionary-spray-on-condoms-soon-to-arrive/
and the best quote winner is:

Quote :

"technology can enable us to spray a condom on an erect elephant!."

6/25/2008 11:39:03 AM

....uhhh, first,...I guess..

6/25/2008 11:40:33 AM

im sure theyll just be super effective

6/25/2008 11:41:25 AM

in that picture

is that that guys cock

cuz it looks like its made out of wood

6/25/2008 11:44:52 AM

whatever...i've used liquid latex before. if it's anything similar, the problem ain't getting the shit ON, it's how you get it OFF that presents the problems.

[Edited on June 25, 2008 at 11:51 AM. Reason : bjh]

6/25/2008 11:50:57 AM

Can you just spray it on the tip?

6/25/2008 11:51:43 AM

So, where does the fluid go?

Does it trap it in your urethra? because that seems painful.

6/25/2008 11:53:25 AM

Quote :

"scientists from Condom Consultancy in Germany have invented revolutionary spray on condom that pumps liquid latex on the penis from a chamber and then dries to a regular condom within 20-25 seconds."

Bob: Hi I'm Bob
Jeff: Hi Bob I'm Jeff.
Bob: Nice to meet you Jeff, what do you do?
Jeff: I'm a condom consultant
Bob: . . .

6/25/2008 11:54:03 AM

Quote :

"technology can enable us to spray a condom on an erect elephant"

Finally something to accommodate bassjunkie

6/25/2008 11:57:57 AM

I wish I was hung like an elephant.

6/25/2008 12:26:44 PM

^^^^i know right? how are you supposed to get you a reservoir on the tip if it hugs your head

6/25/2008 12:29:06 PM

is it thicker then a condom?

6/25/2008 12:54:56 PM

this machine has a place in whorehouses

6/25/2008 12:56:16 PM

wasn't there a thread about ball condoms a while back?

TA DA!

6/25/2008 12:57:25 PM

Quote :

"TUSK: The condom used by elephants. Are you man enough?"

[Edited on June 25, 2008 at 12:59 PM. Reason : ``]

6/25/2008 12:59:13 PM

"YOU MISSED A SPOT!!!"

6/25/2008 1:34:20 PM

what if you started doin it before it was dry?

6/25/2008 1:38:11 PM

nothing spices up the moment quite like breaking out an aerosol can and shaking it vigorously for at least 60 seconds

6/25/2008 1:41:12 PM

i hate these.

these shits too tight for me.
i gotta get the magnum spray-ons.

6/25/2008 1:42:21 PM

you're like 12 yrs old dude, magnums could fit your entire torso

6/25/2008 1:55:22 PM

i don't remember asking you to post in this thread.

6/25/2008 2:07:20 PM

^^ is that necessary?

6/25/2008 2:14:58 PM

You want safe sex baby gimmie a hefty bag.

6/25/2008 2:30:21 PM

Quote :

"You want safe sex baby gimmie a hefty bag."

LOL

6/25/2008 2:41:33 PM