basically, she lives with me. But I can't claim her on my health\vision\dental insurance (group insurance) that I get through work. I couldn't claim her unless we were married.

but

if she was a dude, and a faggot, and was my 'life partner', then I would be able to claim her no problem.




brain fart

6/25/2008 9:44:30 PM

i say that's some BULLLSHIT

6/25/2008 9:45:13 PM

i think anyone can be a life partner


as gross as it is,... i was my sister's for a while.

6/25/2008 9:45:27 PM

might as well go ahead and knock her up then

6/25/2008 9:45:57 PM

sounds like some discrimination

6/25/2008 9:46:08 PM

^^^wait, wut

6/25/2008 9:46:19 PM

GAYS HAVE TOO MANY RIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!!! straight people are being discriminated against

6/25/2008 9:46:21 PM

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"i think anyone can be a life partner as gross as it is,... i was my sister's for a while. "

hahahaha

6/25/2008 9:46:28 PM

me too, actually

we've been living together for a while
as the policy goes here: if your 'life partner' has been living with you for more than 6 months, you can claim them. they define life partner as someone that you are in a relationship with of the same sex.

but I can't include her on my group insurance because WE LIVE THE WAY THAT GOD INTENDED, HAHAHAH!

6/25/2008 9:47:04 PM

hahah yeah with an airline... so i could get flight privileges

6/25/2008 9:47:16 PM

ahhh

they factored that out here I guess. they made sure to say 'of the same sex'

6/25/2008 9:48:13 PM

what kind of shit did you get out of it??

[Edited on June 25, 2008 at 9:48 PM. Reason : ^^]

6/25/2008 9:48:26 PM

i could fly for free.

6/25/2008 9:48:55 PM

any limits?

6/25/2008 9:49:16 PM

i mean non rev so if the plane was full i got kicked the fuck off

6/25/2008 9:49:55 PM

just glue a penis onto her

she'll thank you next time she gets the SARS

6/25/2008 9:50:09 PM

She couldn't handle a penis. She would be irresponsible

6/25/2008 9:52:50 PM

^^^ that's still pretty cool though

6/25/2008 9:53:30 PM

it can be stressful

6/25/2008 9:53:55 PM

THIS IS UNFAIR

WE ARE BEING PUNISHED FOR PLANNING TO PROPAGATE OUR SPECIES

6/25/2008 9:57:17 PM

staple some testicles to her when she isn't paying attention

[Edited on June 25, 2008 at 9:58 PM. Reason : ar]

6/25/2008 9:58:46 PM

just marry her ... make her legal... c'mon

6/25/2008 9:59:10 PM

she's not Mrs. PotatoHead, OK?!?!

6/25/2008 10:00:01 PM

fine, fine

how bout this

whenever she needs to go to the hospital, stick your dork up ins and tell the doctor you need to have a genital growth looked at

...probably not going to have as good of results with this method at the eye doctor or dentist though

6/25/2008 10:02:39 PM

I will try

I'm just upset that these scrote garglers and carpet munchers and capitalizing on my beloved country

6/25/2008 10:05:26 PM

i'll do it if you don't

6/25/2008 10:16:05 PM

hahahha yeah been here before

it's complete bullshit

6/25/2008 10:17:31 PM

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"as gross as it is,... i was my sister's for a while."

whatever you gotta do to save some $texas.

6/25/2008 10:17:45 PM

hahaha its back when i was in school man.. i was broke as fuck i put my own ass through

6/25/2008 10:20:00 PM

claim that she is transgendered

6/25/2008 11:35:13 PM

So if you get kicked out of the army you'd best move back home North Carolina we got laws here for ya

6/25/2008 11:42:49 PM

huh?

are you making shit up again?

6/25/2008 11:45:15 PM

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"i think anyone can be a life partner as gross as it is,... i was my sister's for a while."

I just had to add another post with this quote.

6/26/2008 12:48:12 AM

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"WE LIVE THE WAY THAT GOD INTENDED, HAHAHAH!"

not judging you or anything but i'm gonna have to disagree with you on that one...

6/26/2008 9:31:26 AM

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"i think anyone can be a life partner"

yeah...when my gf gets kicked off her parents' (as a full-time student), then she'll be picked up on mine

*shrug*

6/26/2008 9:47:50 AM

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"but I can't include her on my group insurance because WE LIVE THE WAY THAT GOD INTENDED, HAHAHAH!"

wouldn't God have wanted you to be married before you started fucking?

6/26/2008 9:49:46 AM