if they confuse you, you confuse them
if they have a bf, you make them promise to date you when it doesnt work out(and in that time you lift weights)
analyze their every word, cause every woman is at least a "little slutty"
notice their activity habits, cause it only goes downhill from there typically


more as i think of them...this will def. be perpetual LOL

6/25/2008 11:01:07 PM

OH

GOD

6/25/2008 11:01:48 PM

in on page 1

6/25/2008 11:02:41 PM

it's threads like these that make me wonder if you're actually as stupid as you let on

6/25/2008 11:02:48 PM

HA!

Quote :

"if they have a bf, you make them promise to date you when it doesnt work out(and in that time you lift weights)"

6/25/2008 11:03:03 PM

DNL the one thing that i've noticed with the multiple hoes i've been with


is this



always pay attention to where there shoulders are pointing, its pure science that womens shoulders always point to their attraction. so


try this now

6/25/2008 11:03:40 PM

6/25/2008 11:04:05 PM

so do you think you will get a girlfriend or what?

6/25/2008 11:04:32 PM

in on page 1

6/25/2008 11:04:52 PM

idk you got a link to back up that shoulder thing? my methods work wonders...i bed 5 hoes a week and only pay for 2 of them

6/25/2008 11:08:42 PM

lolz

6/25/2008 11:10:00 PM

in on page 1

6/25/2008 11:10:50 PM

6/25/2008 11:11:45 PM

oh btw...if you find a fit chick that can eat cicis once every 2 weeks seriously marry that bitch

[Edited on June 25, 2008 at 11:12 PM. Reason : oh btw...feel free to add your own generic tips!!!]

6/25/2008 11:12:02 PM

6/25/2008 11:12:47 PM

my advice comes from lil wayne


cuz that mothafucka is ill

i think it came from menshealth.com or something i read that shit a lot

6/25/2008 11:13:18 PM

^^dont get up with females that do drugs is another gf advice tip

[Edited on June 25, 2008 at 11:13 PM. Reason : kdjlfksdjf]

6/25/2008 11:13:20 PM

best advice, don't get one

6/25/2008 11:16:39 PM

Just masturbate.

Women aren't worth it.

6/25/2008 11:17:32 PM

Quote :

"it's threads like these that make me wonder if you're actually as stupid as you let on"

he is. I had the misfortune of meeting this kid

6/25/2008 11:18:05 PM

6/25/2008 11:18:08 PM

^^^^baddddddddddddddddddd advice imo

^^^bad advice in another way though...

^^u know the good thing about golovko? he'll be the first to say when he logs off he leaves tww on the computer...this guy doesnt hold a grudge in real life...thats the good thing about golovko

^if she has kids dont mess with her unless she totally is drunk

6/25/2008 11:27:23 PM

http://www.wisdom.weizmann.ac.il/~danamo/personal/Feynman-Sex-and-the-Cosmos.html

6/25/2008 11:33:08 PM

dont ask them if they like anal until the second date


if you do it the first date they will know you are just wanting to hit it

[Edited on June 25, 2008 at 11:34 PM. Reason : ^will read]

6/25/2008 11:34:12 PM

I got a girlfriend by being cool

try that

6/25/2008 11:35:55 PM

got a link to some cool?

[Edited on June 25, 2008 at 11:37 PM. Reason : hyperlink that is]

6/25/2008 11:37:00 PM

http://www.fykaljpn.com

6/25/2008 11:38:49 PM

the working out thing is a good idea
if I do more of it maybe my gf will be more permissive in the sack

6/25/2008 11:41:41 PM

you misspelled submissive

6/25/2008 11:42:44 PM

oh another good thing is finding a chick that has a good job...then yall can both work makin a ton of cheese and fuck like rabbits at night when you are tired...that way you both keep each other on track and you both happy etc

6/25/2008 11:46:59 PM

Quote :

"i bed 5 hoes a week and only pay for 2 of them"

6/25/2008 11:49:08 PM

1) get girl
2) be friend

6/26/2008 12:05:05 AM

3) pee in butt

6/26/2008 12:08:26 AM

Quote :

"analyze their every word"

theres your first, and likely not your last, problem

6/26/2008 12:12:01 AM

1. Don't take DNL's advice

6/26/2008 12:13:02 AM

another good tip is to leave then hanging and go to bed

6/26/2008 12:13:53 AM

how bout "you have to sell yourself the way you perceive yourself"

6/26/2008 12:44:16 AM

6/26/2008 12:52:15 AM

poop back and forth forever.

6/26/2008 1:17:27 AM

tell them you are the rainbow and after 50 years they get a pot of gold

6/26/2008 1:25:17 AM

I like it!
DNL made me laff.

6/26/2008 1:26:40 AM

i'm good at that most times...moreso in real life

6/26/2008 1:59:40 AM

lol btw i totally made this thread because i'm hoping to score a wolfweb chick


anyways, another tip is to tell them things they've NEVER heard before....broads like originality

6/26/2008 7:20:48 PM

dnl is funny

6/26/2008 7:22:20 PM

p1

6/26/2008 7:26:33 PM

btw...if the chick is worthy quit all that blogging shit and focus on her


thats like tip number 8 or something

6/26/2008 7:31:31 PM

this thread made me lol.

6/26/2008 7:32:38 PM

I approve this thread

6/26/2008 7:50:11 PM

my best advice to you in regards to getting a girlfriend is: DON'T

6/26/2008 7:56:07 PM

Quote :

"1. Don't take DNL's advice"

6/26/2008 7:57:02 PM