http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080625/ap_on_fe_st/odd_fake_ninja_1

6/26/2008 1:09:46 PM

now why didn't I think of this...

6/26/2008 1:13:05 PM

A bomb threat is one thing, but a ninja threat is something altogether different.

Hmmm, I should see if we have a ninja threat evacuation plan on file here.

6/26/2008 1:13:32 PM

YES!

6/26/2008 1:13:57 PM

best news story ever

6/26/2008 1:18:16 PM

in on page one
fucking ninjas...surrounding me!

6/26/2008 1:18:48 PM

This is awesome

6/26/2008 1:51:20 PM

that is absolutely amazing

6/26/2008 1:52:10 PM

only in america

6/26/2008 1:54:03 PM

FUCK THAT

I see a ninja running through the woods, i am getting the fuck inside and locking the doors too.

Ninjas are not to be fucked with.

6/26/2008 1:54:58 PM

If you seriously see a ninja, then they fail. Ninja's aren't meant to be seen. And if you see a ninja, it's because of 1 of 3 reasons... 1) The ninja is about to kill you. 2) the ninja sucks (n00b) 3) The ninja is distracting you and you are about to die.

[Edited on June 26, 2008 at 2:01 PM. Reason : .]

6/26/2008 1:59:57 PM

I just wonder how the conversation on that one went:

"Look there's a ninja!"
"Oh shit, better lock the school down!"

6/26/2008 2:01:45 PM

If you see a ninja, its because you don't see the 15 other ones surrounding you.

6/26/2008 2:17:16 PM

what kind of camp counselor carries a plastic sword?

6/26/2008 2:20:58 PM

Quote :

"If you see a ninja, its because you don't see the 15 other ones surrounding you."

6/26/2008 2:22:01 PM

^^ The kind that puts the school under 30 minute lockdown ...

6/26/2008 2:23:25 PM

Quote :

"what kind of camp counselor ninja carries a plastic sword?"

6/26/2008 2:29:56 PM

i wonder how many times a ninja slipped by unseen at my high school

6/26/2008 2:44:36 PM

"Due to ninja"

6/26/2008 2:56:51 PM

ugh
they shut down the whole public school system beause of this. i wonder how many toddlers got a glock shoved in their face while they enforced the "lockdown"(what the fuck does that even mean)

6/26/2008 3:00:45 PM

they were middle schoolers

6/26/2008 4:58:00 PM

Quote :

"BARNEGAT, N.J. - It's the case of the nonexistent ninja. Public schools in Barnegat were locked down briefly after someone reported seeing a ninja running through the woods behind an elementary school"

[Edited on June 26, 2008 at 5:01 PM. Reason : "schools" sounds sorta plural to me :-/]

6/26/2008 5:01:19 PM

NINJAA

6/26/2008 5:02:52 PM

brilliant.

6/26/2008 5:02:59 PM

SCHOOLS CLOSED DUE TO NINJAS

6/26/2008 5:25:57 PM

hahahahahaha!!

6/26/2008 5:30:17 PM

i actually thing the story got totally screwed up


they saw a "nigga"

6/26/2008 5:31:36 PM

iop1

6/26/2008 5:38:09 PM