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joe_schmoe
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inspired by hooksaw's assertion that he is hotter than GrumpyGOP,

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"Concerning your sense of wonderment about "why a much older man doesn't want to hang out with a bunch of college students," I have to laugh. I've got news for you, [Grumpy]--I look better and younger than you do. If you don't believe me, ask around--I've met a number of people here.

--/message_topic.aspx?topic=531510&page=1#11746067"




Well, now that's a challenge if I ever heard one. I believe the gauntlet has been thrown down!! therefore it will be *quite* pertinent to start a beauty pageant for the regular TSB posters.

So without further ado, we have first up on the runway....

        ! ! ! ! hooksaw ! ! ! ! (*cheers and applause *)


... um, unfortunately, his profile has been conspicuously devoid of photos ever since he signed up. he coyly declines to identify himself, except in tantalizing titbits that leave us all hungering for more.

so, COME ON DOWN, Hooksaw : you are the first contestant up tonight! lets see that famously stunning, sexy and young-looking mug of yours.

Or shall we solicit comments from the audience?

Paging people who may have seen hooksaw!! anyone with a picture they can donate? or maybe know his name and office hours at the University... perhaps someone can swing by and snap a cell phone pic.





[Edited on June 27, 2008 at 1:22 AM. Reason : ]

6/27/2008 1:13:53 AM

skokiaan
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bald is beautiful

6/27/2008 1:17:10 AM

Socks``
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a thread worth the making for.

PS* IBTL!!

[Edited on June 27, 2008 at 1:22 AM. Reason : in before the inevitable lock.]

6/27/2008 1:21:38 AM

hooksaw
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1. IBTS--I hope.

2. How old are you, schmoe?

3. FWIW, these are T-Dubbers I can think of right now that I've met--that I know of:

ambrosia1231
chembob
Jen
miska
paerabol
pwrstrkdf250

[Edited on June 27, 2008 at 1:28 AM. Reason : PS: If you were half as smart as you think you are, you could've found a pic of me by now. ]

6/27/2008 1:27:17 AM

drunknloaded
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i do not hope for a suspension, but i do hope for a lock

6/27/2008 1:28:51 AM

joe_schmoe
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so before you make fun of anyone else for their looks, their weight, their hair color, the size of their nose.... whatever myriad of things you seem to attack people for lately

how about you put a picture of your bald -- i mean, beautiful -- head up here, hmmm?

6/27/2008 1:29:06 AM

hooksaw
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Quote :
"2. How old are you, schmoe?"

6/27/2008 1:34:38 AM

joe_schmoe
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dont try and weasel out of this, hooksaw. this isnt about anyone's age. this is about you. and your lack of pictures. you've been on here making fun of people for how they look, how fat they are, etc.

my (very recent) pics are in my gallery.

where are yours?







[Edited on June 27, 2008 at 1:44 AM. Reason : ]

6/27/2008 1:40:09 AM

hooksaw
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Quote :
"2. How old are you, schmoe?"

6/27/2008 1:45:20 AM

joe_schmoe
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address the topic ... you fat, old, wrinkly, bald and crusty depends-wearing sonofabitch

6/27/2008 1:48:33 AM

hooksaw
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Quote :
"2. How old are you, schmoe?"


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"PS: If you were half as smart as you think you are, you could've found a pic of me by now. "

6/27/2008 1:56:23 AM

theDuke866
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there is already a thread for shit talking.

in fact, i think you made it, rob.

6/27/2008 1:59:05 AM

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