Have you ever thought about all of the bull shit men go through just to get an orgasm? Sneaking porn, buying drinks for women, putting jobs at risk, on and on and on for a fucking 10 seconds of bliss.

Fuck, better to wack off and then go to TWW and waste time.

6/27/2008 1:33:33 PM

Mama always said it was best to take matters into your own hands...literally.

6/27/2008 1:34:29 PM

http://advancedmasturbation.com/


i'm currently on there looking for tips

6/27/2008 1:36:42 PM

i really wanna look at the "Stephanie, all growed up" thread, but i'm at work

6/27/2008 1:37:28 PM

dont its not that great

6/27/2008 1:38:15 PM

more or less just a curiosity thing

6/27/2008 1:39:25 PM

Bustin in vag>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Bustin in the toilet

6/27/2008 1:40:18 PM

lol "the mushroom"

6/27/2008 1:43:37 PM

the mush room sucks

I like the one where you rub your hands on the side of your cock really fast like its a stick and you're trying to start a fire

6/27/2008 1:45:08 PM

never tried that but have heard of it...looked dumb and not as good feeling plus i cant imagine how it'd spray out with jerking like that

6/27/2008 1:45:51 PM

my method or the mushroom ?

the mushroom you move your hand when your finna bust

my method you actually shot hella far, like once I only expected the average explosion but a lot came out and I stained my polo shirt lol

6/27/2008 1:48:00 PM

finna

6/27/2008 1:49:05 PM

well i would think going up and down(for regular jacking) would cause you to ejaculate out(like a facial) where as the sticks to make a fire method would just kinda fizzle out


http://advancedmasturbation.com/06.html

cant believe thats a type of masturbation method

[Edited on June 27, 2008 at 1:49 PM. Reason : .]

[Edited on June 27, 2008 at 1:49 PM. Reason : just regular but it has its own name cause its through the boxers ]

6/27/2008 1:49:06 PM

yeah bustin in the vag is a lot better than busting in a toilet.....

plus I wouldn't want to put my cock between the toilet seats in some these bathrooms.

6/27/2008 1:50:11 PM

http://advancedmasturbation.com/07.html


tried this a few times but never thought about using my finger to stimulate my balls

6/27/2008 1:50:44 PM

actually the torsion causes a bigger eruption

sometimes no hands it when i bust like peter north does

6/27/2008 1:50:56 PM

Quote :

"I like the one where you rub your hands on the side of your cock really fast like its a stick and you're trying to start a fire"

Wouldn't that twist the shaft at the base?

6/27/2008 1:51:00 PM

Quote :

"i really wanna look at the "Stephanie, all growed up" thread, but i'm at work"

6/27/2008 1:51:39 PM

yeah....lots of guys are walking around out there with twisted shafts

6/27/2008 1:51:55 PM

^^it sucks

[Edited on June 27, 2008 at 1:52 PM. Reason : .]

6/27/2008 1:52:07 PM

^^^not enough to cause any real pain

[Edited on June 27, 2008 at 1:52 PM. Reason : x]

6/27/2008 1:52:16 PM

if i had some lube/lotion that didnt irritate my skin i'd trie this



http://advancedmasturbation.com/08.html

http://advancedmasturbation.com/16.html

[Edited on June 27, 2008 at 1:55 PM. Reason : second one looks stupid]

6/27/2008 1:53:16 PM

I got best results by grabbing the base with one hand (pretty tightly) and just jackhammering the top half of the shaft with a gentle "[" -grip made with the base of my four fingers and thumb. I know there's a lot of tricks but when it comes to getting down and dirty I think the simplest methods are the most effective. Same with getting head: I like to do all sorts of tricks to start with but when he's getting close it's just a matter of enduring the suck-and-pump spirit.

imo

[Edited on June 27, 2008 at 2:00 PM. Reason : .]

6/27/2008 1:57:41 PM

basically.

6/27/2008 1:59:09 PM

yeah but "just regular" gets old

6/27/2008 1:59:42 PM

have you done that thing i was telling you about

where you fill a ziplock bag up with lube and put it between the mattress and boxspring on your bed

then you fuck it

6/27/2008 2:00:51 PM

yeah tried it for about 2 minutes...idk if i just need a bigger cock or a different mattress or what but it wasnt working...plus i had to use veggie oil as lube cause my lotion is like cheap foodlion brand lotion

6/27/2008 2:02:14 PM

who cares if the dude gets off as long as i do?

6/27/2008 2:02:38 PM

nobody cares if the girl gets off

its always about the cumshot

always

6/27/2008 2:03:17 PM

i'm lolling hard at work

6/27/2008 2:03:24 PM

you must have bad sex

6/27/2008 2:03:36 PM

^^^^better be one hell of a woman

[Edited on June 27, 2008 at 2:03 PM. Reason : .]

6/27/2008 2:03:48 PM

Quote :

"yeah tried it for about 2 minutes...idk if i just need a bigger cock or a different mattress or what but it wasnt working...plus i had to use veggie oil as lube cause my lotion is like cheap foodlion brand lotion"

that is so epic

6/27/2008 2:04:29 PM

dnl here is what I use



top of the line imo

you dont have to use a lot and it stays moist for a while...doesn't crust up like the cheaper stuff

[Edited on June 27, 2008 at 2:06 PM. Reason : x]

6/27/2008 2:06:03 PM

message_topic.aspx?topic=517726

6/27/2008 2:06:32 PM

it gets to the point with my lotion that i have to wipe it off cause the burning/tingling sensation(after only about 1-2 minutes of jerking)

6/27/2008 2:07:05 PM

Quote :

"its always about the cumshot always"

ahaha

FACIAL

6/27/2008 2:07:24 PM

udderly smooth is the way to go

when I worked at cvs I use to grab the display bottle and squirt some in my hand then rub to the john for a quick tug

6/27/2008 2:07:54 PM

at least guys get to have one. for all the work you put in, you don't deliver that often.

6/27/2008 2:07:56 PM

i've only gotten off from sex once so go fuck yourself or get a better dude

6/27/2008 2:08:58 PM

^^ain't that the truth

[Edited on June 27, 2008 at 2:09 PM. Reason : ^me too :beatup]

6/27/2008 2:09:10 PM

damn, boy

6/27/2008 2:09:24 PM

i don't see the problem, my girl gets off every time, not that much work to me

[Edited on June 27, 2008 at 2:13 PM. Reason : my e-cock is huge ]

6/27/2008 2:10:54 PM

what do you do when you don't get off from sex

just wait for the boner to subside or go in another room and JO

I think I've gotten off everytime in my sex career but one

but that was because we got caught lol

6/27/2008 2:11:14 PM

i'm a hands-on only sorta girl

it's not hard to make it happen...

but it's not happening from penetration unless something really spectacular happens

6/27/2008 2:11:52 PM

^

[Edited on June 27, 2008 at 2:12 PM. Reason : except i'm a man]

6/27/2008 2:12:48 PM

probably one of those girls that only orgasms clitoraly and not vaginally or anally

its more common than most people think

6/27/2008 2:13:02 PM

there are more women like me than not

6/27/2008 2:13:46 PM

yeah pretty common

6/27/2008 2:14:01 PM

guess i got lucky with my gf

6/27/2008 2:14:37 PM