So I come home today and immediately the smell of fresh dog shit jabs me in the face. I walk into the living room and there's 4 huge piles of shit bigger than any me or any one of you could make on the floor and two dogs cowaring in the corner. I yelled "Who shit on the floor!?!?!" and they proceeded to wag their tails and walk towards me not before both stepped in it and tracking it even more over the carpet. I let them outside and turned around only to realize that I had stepped in a 5th previously undiscovered pile of shit myself. So now I have a house with a stink that a can of febreeze can't kill and wet shit carpet the rest of the night. Joyous occasions

6/27/2008 7:31:43 PM

so you didn't get a confession...?

6/27/2008 7:32:39 PM

perhaps if you were a better poker players your dogs wouldn't shit on the floor

6/27/2008 7:32:48 PM

SOMEONE SHIT ON THE COATS

6/27/2008 7:35:06 PM

sorry. my bad, b

6/27/2008 7:35:35 PM

6/27/2008 7:36:47 PM

time to break out "the box"

6/27/2008 7:36:49 PM

hahahahahahahahahaahahahah

6/27/2008 7:37:24 PM

no confession, though I'm pretty certain it was a dual effort. i watched them do their business this morning, so I don't know where it all came from.

6/27/2008 7:38:16 PM

one of my friends got drunk in england and shit on the hotel-room floor after everyone else went to sleep

6/27/2008 7:41:07 PM

shouldn't have given them that cup.

6/27/2008 8:23:31 PM

Quote :

"perhaps if you were a better poker players your dogs wouldn't shit on the floor"

glorious lol from this


+ gg on michael scott


A++ thread

6/27/2008 8:30:23 PM

you called it dog shit... that means you know who did it

6/27/2008 8:55:25 PM