post your fabulous bum stories here!

two of my personal favorites have to be when Roundie hit me up for change on hillsborough and main thing came out of nowhere telling me to give him the change instead, roundie will spend it on crack, and the two started arguing and i walked away

or when another one asked me for change and i told him to tell me a story and he talked about some parade with evil clowns and shit

any sighting of the western blvd push up bum is amusing

6/28/2008 12:42:20 AM

was this inspired by my story of the guy calling me "red man" on the cat bus?

6/28/2008 12:43:23 AM

had a nigga start talking to me about living in asheville and shit and thinking he landed in vietnam again when he came to raleigh

[Edited on June 28, 2008 at 12:43 AM. Reason : cat bus...yall niggas should ride that shit]

[Edited on June 28, 2008 at 12:44 AM. Reason : gangSTAR]

6/28/2008 12:43:39 AM

^^ no, do tell.

6/28/2008 12:45:22 AM

it's in the flatter the person above thread...not that much to it, but we were kind of in fear for our lives cause that guy had probably been drunk for the past few years. we were waiting on the bench with one seat between us and he sat down right in the middle and popped open a king cobra. went to talking about his brother and all kinds of shit you'd expect a 3-years-drunk bum to talk about.

6/28/2008 12:47:34 AM

casummer you strike me as a really good type of redneck....like you give rednecks a good name i bet

6/28/2008 12:48:34 AM

sanfranscico subway haha

6/28/2008 12:49:38 AM

One time I put my pecker in a girl's bum. True story.

6/28/2008 12:49:40 AM

why thank you dnl

[Edited on June 28, 2008 at 12:50 AM. Reason : i feel like we can all get along]

6/28/2008 12:50:05 AM

War bums using taco shells as wallets

6/28/2008 1:05:57 AM

hah

6/28/2008 1:08:02 AM

War bums using hamburger buns as earmuffs

6/28/2008 1:09:35 AM

war bums using pizza boxes as briefcases

6/28/2008 1:13:06 AM

War bums leaning on people instead of stores

[Edited on June 28, 2008 at 1:14 AM. Reason : i fucked up]

6/28/2008 1:14:10 AM

War bums with rocks, war bums with bank accounts, and war bums depositing rocks into their bank accounts

6/28/2008 1:16:17 AM

wut

6/28/2008 2:28:26 AM

hell yeah I always enjoyed riding the CAT

met neat people that way

some old bum told me that I shouldn't be out late at night
that I should be at home with my family

6/28/2008 2:30:49 AM

6/28/2008 2:37:48 AM