oldest profession?

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/06/29/brothels.fuel.ap/index.html

in other news, poor truck drivers ( i think?? hard to tell who the victim is here really)

6/29/2008 11:22:11 PM

you really haven't heard that before?

6/29/2008 11:22:53 PM

You've never heard that?

6/29/2008 11:23:06 PM

s[old]

6/29/2008 11:23:23 PM

[old]

6/29/2008 11:23:31 PM

nope nope. guess i live under a rock.

or don't know much about prostitution

6/29/2008 11:23:39 PM

oh you didn't know ?

your ass better call somebody

6/29/2008 11:23:58 PM

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6/29/2008 11:24:45 PM

it's actually doctors

6/29/2008 11:25:34 PM

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"Shady Lady Ranch"

nice name

6/29/2008 11:26:16 PM

i want to be a lobbyist for the brothel's lobbying association

6/29/2008 11:26:45 PM

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"oh you didn't know ? your ass better call somebody "

6/29/2008 11:26:49 PM

SORRY! its been awhile since i've had a prostitute. and i forgot to inquire about the history of said profession.

ANYWAY i guess this is taking a toll on the efficiency of truck drives (the world's second oldest profession).

during a quick google search i found that this claim about prostitution is highly disputed.
2 other contenders are: advertising (pshhh) and surveying (double pshhh).

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6/29/2008 11:28:42 PM

6/29/2008 11:30:27 PM

if "farmer" counts as a profession, I'd figure it'd hold the title.

6/29/2008 11:32:38 PM

stone age hookers (noticeably absent from the flinstones might i add. i feel like i've been lied to)

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6/29/2008 11:34:29 PM

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"during a quick google search i found that this claim about prostitution is highly disputed"

It's not a fact, just a phrase.

6/29/2008 11:35:15 PM

i was being a little sarcastic in my wording of that.

but why is it a phrase? i'm interested.

6/29/2008 11:35:46 PM

farmers didn't start growin crops till the women started chargin for dat pussay

6/29/2008 11:36:10 PM

Because since the dawn of time, man has been willing to do almost anything for a piece of ass.

6/29/2008 11:36:36 PM

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"ANYWAY i guess this is taking a toll on the efficiency of truck drives (the world's second oldest profession)."

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"stone age hookers (noticeably absent from the flinstones might i add. i feel like i've been lied to)"

LOL

6/29/2008 11:37:27 PM

before farmers, when all the folks were nomadic, they still had doctors

seriously, a large number of folks in the scientific community feel that it was probably doctors

6/29/2008 11:38:53 PM

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"farmers didn't start growin crops till the women started chargin for dat pussay "

YAH but if they had to PAY for it wouldn't money making be the world's oldest profession? or were they just like yo i'll trade you this saber toothed tiger for a blow job? how did they even know how to have sex...they couldn't even create fire or invent the wheel. AND they didn't speak they just grunted. one grunts for the front two for the back?

oh pre-historic people how you fascinate me

6/29/2008 11:40:30 PM

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"or were they just like yo i'll trade you this saber toothed tiger for a blow job?"

I imagine that's EXACTLY how it went down. Saber toothed tiger teeth were the bombdiggity back then.. Shit was worth more than gold is now.

6/29/2008 11:43:18 PM

i've learned so much today.

thanx guys

6/29/2008 11:46:29 PM

anytime

6/29/2008 11:49:25 PM

lol at the arguments against farming/harvesting

6/29/2008 11:57:32 PM

what are the arguments

6/29/2008 11:58:45 PM

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"but why is it a phrase? i'm interested."

b/c all women are whores for something, from eve to mary to you

may not be money, per se, but jewelry, cars, other bright & shiny objects, the ability to sustain a high quality of life w/o having to work

6/30/2008 12:01:50 AM

haha i know i get it. its just weird to think about pre-historic women whoring themselves out for......

a really big cave?

6/30/2008 12:06:11 AM

dont forget about the saber tooth tiger teeth!!

6/30/2008 12:06:45 AM

Caveman - "ME NEED GO HUNT FOOD FOR US! WHAT WRONG?"

Cavegirl - "NOTHING. ME FINE." *fucks OGG for salted mammoth*

6/30/2008 12:09:47 AM

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"a really big cave?"

cause women these days don't whore themselves out for a really big house?

6/30/2008 12:11:18 AM

Cavegirl - "NO 'HUH HUH' TONIGHT. ME HAVE HURT IN HEAD."

Caveman - "NO MORE LIVE IN MY BIG CAVE. CAVEMAN HAVE NEEDS FOR 'HUH HUH'."

6/30/2008 12:15:45 AM

lolol. oh, cave people sex. hawt.

^^ good point. men have been being tricked for a LoOoooooOOnG time

6/30/2008 12:16:32 AM

Caveman - *Sleeps outside*

6/30/2008 12:16:37 AM

ME HAS NEEDS TOO

6/30/2008 12:18:16 AM

^watch posts of that format turn into one of those lame euphalo memes like squanto and crispus

6/30/2008 12:19:24 AM

new name^

6/30/2008 12:20:22 AM

^no dip. did you miss the "tired of the unity id username" thread?

6/30/2008 12:26:15 AM

- "ME OKAY WITH THAT. IN FACT ME THINK SABERTOOTH SKIN DRAPES ARE "BLECH" "




- "... ME GO FUCK OGG NOW"




- "TOODLES"

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6/30/2008 12:38:50 AM

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"YAH but if they had to PAY for it wouldn't money making be the world's oldest profession? or were they just like yo i'll trade you this saber toothed tiger for a blow job? how did they even know how to have sex...they couldn't even create fire or invent the wheel. AND they didn't speak they just grunted. one grunts for the front two for the back? "

Sweet Jesus, you ever heard of bartering? Or how about the sabertooth tiger was extinct before man was around. This thread worries me.

6/30/2008 12:54:59 AM

TOODLES

6/30/2008 1:08:01 AM

^^ hahahaha. awwww you thought i was being serious.

i was hoping she made that clear. damn you neanderthal woman you fail me AGAIN.



RAWR!

6/30/2008 9:00:50 AM