I visited you this past week. I noticed a few things.

1. You are the sweaty butthole of Florida
2. You are too hot and humid
3. Your drivers suck ass
4. I wish I could saw off S. Florida and kick you out to sea.

that is all.

6/30/2008 9:36:50 AM

you are the minority

south florida is / south beach specifically is one of my favorite cities

6/30/2008 9:38:16 AM

you're an idiot

south florida is awesome... from jupiter all the way to the marquesas key

6/30/2008 9:39:55 AM

Quote :

"4. I wish I could saw off S. Florida and kick you out to sea."

yeah screw that, i love miami. not to mention you'd lose the keys which would be tragic too.

if you have to saw off anything, i'd saw off the northern part of florida and give it to alabama and gerogia.

6/30/2008 9:40:26 AM

Someone else said the same thing (about south beach) where the hell is it?

6/30/2008 9:42:54 AM

Dear LaserSoup, I've been to Miami a bunch of times and had one of the best times of my life:
1. It's Southern Florida, of course it's hot, what'd you expect to go skiing?
2. It's a tourist area, where they allow mofo's to get pissy drunk and walk around, of course the drivers arent the best, pedestrians crossing constantly.
3. THERE ARE DRUNK,DRUNK,DRUNK HOT GIRLS AROUND 24/7 FROM ALL AROUND THE WORLD AND THEY LOVE MEN NOT FROM FLORIDA...
4. You didn't get laid huh?

6/30/2008 9:48:15 AM

dont forget the topless beach

6/30/2008 9:51:16 AM

you forgot to mention the dade county niggas. miami fucking fails

6/30/2008 10:26:41 AM

I think Miami just needs to get rid of all the smelly ass black people and sweaty kinky-haired mexicans (the men too! ) ..then miami would be cool.

6/30/2008 10:29:52 AM

^ yeah damn all those mexicans from Cuba

6/30/2008 10:32:11 AM

dear dman32md:
1) It's chit chat
2) It a pairity (see Attn: Raleigh, NC)

6/30/2008 10:37:12 AM

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"THERE ARE DRUNK,DRUNK,DRUNK HOT GIRLS AROUND 24/7 FROM ALL AROUND THE WORLD AND THEY LOVE MEN NOT FROM FLORIDA... "

very true, but rarely have I ever run into anyone that's actually from Miami ... unless they're Cuban. for the most part its a pretty International city.

6/30/2008 11:05:09 AM

parity check.

6/30/2008 11:39:16 AM

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"yeah damn all those mexicans from Cuba"

i did laugh, but im not sure if it was because that statement is funny, or you're a complete idiot

6/30/2008 11:49:41 AM

that would probably depend on whether or not you think that I know the difference between a Cuban and a Mexican.

[Edited on June 30, 2008 at 11:53 AM. Reason : fucking dyslexia]

6/30/2008 11:53:24 AM

the only thing about this thread that ive liked is to see that AlexRebbel is still a huge tool, and a complete idiot. way to not change at all in 5 years.

6/30/2008 11:53:49 AM

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"I think Miami just needs to get rid of all the smelly ass black people and sweaty kinky-haired mexicans (the men too! ) ..then miami would be cool. "

you guys are nuts. Miami's one of the most diverse cities there is. this is what most major cities are going to look like after awhile anyways. get used to it.

and there is a small Mexican population here, but its mostly Cuban, Haitians, South Americans and Europeans . . .

6/30/2008 11:57:52 AM

^ yeah... not really any mexicans.


yes its hot, its florida. what did you expect STFU

The drivers are horrible I do agree

6/30/2008 1:00:11 PM

i will say that getting into the club can be as hard as getting into mother teresa unles u know someone....

6/30/2008 1:56:04 PM

^or pay the bouncer - or go early

6/30/2008 2:27:15 PM

yeah, my boys a promoter so i never have any problems...but once my friend offered to pay the bouncer and they still shitted on him

6/30/2008 2:42:14 PM

you just have to look the part. pull up in a rented Ferrari and valet and you're in no matter what. bottle service is too pricey though. look at spending $600 minimum for a table and bottle.

what i do like is there are no dress codes mostly. unlike in most HICK TOWNS WITH NIGHTLIFE, I.E. RALEIGH. that used to piss me off. i'd have a pocket full of money, but I'm a sneaker and jeans kinda guy.

i pull up to Prive or Mansion with sneakers and jeans, Yankees cap and no one GIVES A SH!T. why does Raleigh have to be different.

6/30/2008 4:44:36 PM

It's pretty obvious you have never been in either of those places.

6/30/2008 4:45:42 PM

oh SH!T. THE trollmasters back !!!! EAT A DICK YOU FCKING FAGGHETI. so you saved up $5 BUCKS to come and do this sh!t again with an ALIAS. fucking incredible.

6/30/2008 4:47:45 PM

I'm not trolling friend, it's just patently obvious the most you have done is driven by the places and dreamed about what it would be like to live the life you created for yourself on the internets.

6/30/2008 4:49:52 PM

^ thanks for the comments, bro. but this is my town. Ocean, Washington, Lincoln from 17th to 1 is all me. not a dime bag gets moved w/out me knowing about it fucking cockface.

6/30/2008 4:56:41 PM

Man, if I could only quote lines from movies and rap songs, I'd be the fucking man!

6/30/2008 5:07:04 PM

I'll email the quotes to you, make sure kevin@baldheadfarms.com isn't filtered to junk mail.

6/30/2008 5:41:37 PM

Why are you letting the alias slip man? For years, you pretended to not really know what was going on with this message board. In fact, before I was suspended, you still pretended to not know anything about Chance/State409c. Didn't know who I was, etc.

Now, all of a sudden, you're bringing up all the old bald trolls like it's new, after having previously not had a clue anything about me? Wtf, b? This is the weakest trolling imaginable. Real weak for you, g. Real weak.

6/30/2008 5:56:31 PM