Sorry if this is old but I searched Urine, Piss, Pee, and Golden Drink to no avail...

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"DUBLIN, Ohio -- A man whose trial two years ago made public a long-held fetish for drinking the urine of young boys has surfaced again in the Columbus area. And according to complaints filed with Dublin police, his fetish still has him helpless to resist it. Allan Patton, 56, told NBC 4’s Matt Alvarez in a phone call that he has been accused of things, but nothing has been proven. A judge told Alan Patton he wasn't allowed in any public restrooms for five years and that he'd have to wear a global tracking device for the same amount of time in 2006, Alvarez reported. So far, Dublin police have charged Patton with a misdemeanor: criminal mischief. Official reports indicate he has been observed putting Saran wrap on toilet seats in public, sports-related venues with the apparent intent to drink any urine collected there. It was that practice that drew Patton to the attention of Gahanna authorities in 2006. During his trial, authorities said he collected urine from boys at a movie theater — and at times even paid for it. After this court session, Patton was supposed to be under electronic surveillance for five years. He must also register as a sexual offender because of a conviction in the 1990’s. Patton told Alvarez he’s consulting legal counsel to deal again with the consequences of this latest surfacing of alleged behavior that is alarming his Dublin neighbors who have reported him to police."

Not sure if I should LOL or cry.

6/30/2008 1:56:39 PM

This is why humankind should be killed off.

6/30/2008 1:58:23 PM

He seems like the kinda guy that would be into anime for some reason.

6/30/2008 1:58:53 PM

Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste.

6/30/2008 1:59:18 PM

I've paid a young boy for his urine but it was just cause it was clean and I needed to pass a drug test

6/30/2008 2:00:49 PM

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"PATCHES O' HOULIHAN"

6/30/2008 2:01:28 PM

i dont think this guy should get in trouble, i mean if he asks and they offer that his own damn business as long as he doesnt touch them or force them to give it to him, esp. if he's paying them..what do u think "R"?.. CHEERS!

6/30/2008 2:01:35 PM

[Edited on June 30, 2008 at 2:02 PM. Reason : ^that was my first thought haha...I was too lazy to find a pic]

6/30/2008 2:01:37 PM

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"He seems like the kinda guy that would be into anime for some reason."

U R OFFICIALLY A FOOL!

6/30/2008 2:12:10 PM

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"A judge told Alan Patton he wasn't allowed in any public restrooms for five years"

Damn, that sucks.

6/30/2008 2:18:06 PM