http://raleigh.craigslist.org/roo/740022154.html

7/2/2008 8:37:18 AM

youre not allowed to work either

7/2/2008 8:47:25 AM

this has gold written all over it, I'll come back to it later.

7/2/2008 8:47:58 AM

dude just needs a job.

7/2/2008 8:51:09 AM

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"I am based in Wylie Waco, a small Dallas suburb, in the state of Texas "

7/2/2008 8:52:50 AM

[Edited on July 2, 2008 at 8:54 AM. Reason : .]

7/2/2008 8:54:30 AM

OK, Project "Expose weird Guy attempting to lure young women into his dungeon"

So, here's what we do, we acquire picture of a mediocre looking female, and send a message from an unsuspicious email address..

then alert dateline.

7/2/2008 10:10:15 AM

send him lewoods and that other crazy bitch [user]fukistan[/user] or whatever her name is.

7/2/2008 10:14:05 AM

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"Rent Free Living Available To Future Friend Reply to: hous-740022154@craigslist.org Date: 2008-07-02, 4:23AM EDT I am seeking somebody that needs both a place to stay and somebody that could use a true friend. Due to transportation issues I have been unable to make any long term friends and have grown very lonely and am finding it harder than ever to find previously enjoyable activities fulfilling. I have a wonderful sense of humor, am eccentric, a great listener, very dedicated to those in my life, and feel that I have a lot to offer. Due to my situation I just never get the chance to show anybody what I am capable of. I enjoy movies, playing games, literature, conversing, and generally sharing recreational activities with others. I've been a hermit for far to long and greatly desire for change. If you think you might be such a person please read further. I hope that there is somebody out there that needs a place to stay, free of financial burdens, and someone who would benefit from a solid friendship as much as I would. In return for your companionship you would receive a place to stay, live rent free, utilities are free, food is provided, necessities are available, and we would try to provide you with some entertainment/luxuries when desired. We are not rich, we currently live in a very small house but in the next couple of months will be moving to a much bigger and spacious house, we can only provide a couch or blowup mattress to sleep on (hopefully will upgrade for you within the next few months), and due to the fact that I am alone all day, you would be expected NOT to seek active employment. I realize this opportunity is probably not attractive to most but I am hoping there are some people out there that need a place to stay or for whatever reason would prefer to stay home all day and just hang out over going to work. I enjoy listening to music, watching movies, playing games of all types, and above all else conversing. A little bit about me. I am 27 years old, am married, and have two small boys under the age of four. My wife works during the night and sleeps most of the day. It is likely she will keep to this work schedule and job for a good year or two before even considering an alternate form of employment. She is trying to build up work history and her working nights is the best way to do this right now. I love my wife to death but I just don't see her that much anymore. She is not only aware that I am looking for somebody to fulfill this role but she is pushing me to find somebody as she worries about me having so much free time and nothing to do. We are both kind, caring, loving, loyal, trustworthy, compassionate, intelligent, and eccentric. We have both dedicated the last couple of years to helping people in need, in fact we have two people living with us right now that had nowhere else to go and are looking to get a new start in life, and will continue to do so when possible. We take great joy and pride from knowing that we have made a difference in the lives of those who need "somebody to truly be there for them" the most. Anybody who comes into this situation should be prepared to hang out with both of us when Jeana has days off. I am looking for a woman between the ages of 18 and 26 to fill this spot. I have spent most of my life in the company of women. It isn't that I don't get along with men or even have any problems with them. I think I just relate better to women than I do most men. There is no question about it when you meet me, I'm definitely a man at heart, but I tend to be more complex, intellectual, and emotionally aware than most men are comfortable with or prone to achieve, at least when left to their own devices. I know there are exceptions, in both gender pools, but at this point in time I feel I would benefit much more from the company of a female. I am not looking for a relationship or sex or anything else even remotely "creepy". I just need a friend to help pass the time with. If you would be interested in more information please contact me. I have a simple questionnaire that I will respond with so you can tell me a little bit more about yourself and I can easily keep those who respond separate and well defined. I am based in Wylie, a small Dallas suburb, in the state of Texas but am willing to make travel arrangements to move you here if relocating is something your interested in doing. Before I commit to anybody I will need to speak with them over the phone a few times and to see a picture or two. Pictures without axes in your hand or dead bodies in the background are a definite plus =) "

7/2/2008 10:20:46 AM

^^^ I heard Dateline and most Police forces have stopped their online predator stings. Apparently none of them are holding up in court, which is what i figured.

[Edited on July 2, 2008 at 10:24 AM. Reason : s]

7/2/2008 10:23:57 AM

Dateline stopped because the guys they caught kept committing suicide, and families began suing.

that type of bad press destroyed the "Good intentions" of the show.

[Edited on July 2, 2008 at 11:01 AM. Reason : .]

7/2/2008 11:01:17 AM

That, and the fact that in their last episode, all 20 cases they brought to trial were thrown out of court for evidence issues. Criminal Intent is a really hard thing to prove.

7/2/2008 11:03:21 AM

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"Sexiest trashman ever! - w4m Date: 2008-05-21, 4:19PM MDT I know you probably get this a lot, but you are the hottest garbage man I have ever seen. Every Tuesday, I wait at my window desperately at 8:00 AM waiting for you. I love your strong muscles; not matter how heavy my waste is, you have no problem lifting it. Sometimes I hide bricks in there just so I can see your sweaty big muscles in real action. You may know my house specifically because I always leave my old lingerie lying on top of all my other trash. I put it out there for you, you know. I want you to have them. Don't worry, I spray a little perfume on them before I toss them so they don't smell anymore. Anyway, if you like what you see in my trash, come inside sometime, there will be plenty more of where that came from. Love, Your Secret Admirer P.S. I'm single with no kids. All the diapers are from my grandmother who lives with me. "

7/2/2008 11:29:51 AM

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"Sometimes I hide bricks in there just so I can see your sweaty big muscles in real action."

he's going to see this and say, fuck dumping this bitches trash...

what a fucknut

[Edited on July 2, 2008 at 11:43 AM. Reason : forgot the line]

7/2/2008 11:38:06 AM

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"Sometimes I hide bricks in there just so I can see your sweaty big muscles in real action. You may know my house specifically because I always leave my old lingerie lying on top of all my other trash."

Classy.

7/2/2008 11:38:58 AM

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"P.S. I'm single with no kids. All the diapers are from my grandmother who lives with me."

7/2/2008 11:43:28 AM

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"All the diapers are from my grandmother who lives with me."

7/2/2008 11:50:02 AM

there's already a thread for crazy craigslist stuff
/message_topic.aspx?topic=488744

[Edited on July 2, 2008 at 12:02 PM. Reason : ]

7/2/2008 12:01:43 PM

That first dude needs to be friends with his wife first. His wife needs to find some time in her schedule for him. The situation is just pathetic...he has to go on craigslist to find a girl friend to live in his house? I bet he gets some crazies responding to his plea. Especially those girls that are only friends with dudes and eventually competes with the so in his life.

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"SEXIEST GARBAGEMAN EVER!!!!"

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"BRICK TONED MUSCLES"

7/2/2008 12:13:15 PM

i like how his wife is apparently working nights to support him, the kids, and the two people who have nowhere to go

7/2/2008 12:27:57 PM

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"Pictures without axes in your hand or dead bodies in the background are a definite plus =)"

7/2/2008 12:37:46 PM

^i stalk your posts

7/2/2008 12:41:35 PM