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" President Bush Boosts Porn Industry With Economic Stimulus Plan, According to AIMRCo An unforeseen and surprising beneficiary of the Economic Stimulus Plan, a plan that George Bush contends will "boost our economy and encourage job creation," has surfaced this week. An independent market-research firm, AIMRCo (Adult Internet Market Research Company), has discovered that many websites focused on adult or erotic material have experienced an upswing in sales in the recent weeks since checks have appeared in millions of Americans' mailboxes across the country. According to Kirk Mishkin, Head Research Consultant for AIMRCo, "Many of the sites we surveyed have reported 20-30% growth in membership rates since mid-May when the checks were first sent out, and typically the summer is a slow period for this market." Jillian Fox, spokeswoman for LSGmodels.com, one of the sites reporting figures to AIMRCo, added, "In a June 15, 2008 survey to our members, thirty two percent of respondents referenced the recent stimulus package as part of their decision to either become a new member, or renew an existing membership." The economic stimulus plan, which includes a check for up to $600 for individuals and $1200 for married couples (among other benefits), is the product of an agreement between House leaders and the Bush Administration, focused on reviving a struggling economy in the wake of a flagging economy. Fox also added, "Getting more people to buy porn was probably the last thing Bush had on his mind when he came up with his 'stimulus package,' but we'll take it.""

http://news.yahoo.com/s/usnw/20080702/pl_usnw/president_bush_boosts_porn_industry_with_economic_stimulus_plan__according_to_aimrco

wahoo!

In other news, people still pay for porn

7/2/2008 6:24:52 PM

all sites hosted overseas.

7/2/2008 6:27:20 PM

Didn't Katrina victims buy boob jobs and shit? I hate people.

7/2/2008 6:27:26 PM

disgusting.

7/2/2008 6:29:56 PM

Yes, sex between consenting adults is totally disgusting.

I hadn't thought about it before, though, but I could finally get a membership to abbywinters.

7/2/2008 6:30:26 PM

^ depends on the body types, but most of the time, yes, yes it is.

Plus with RedTube and YouPorn, why would you need to pay for it?? RAWR RAWR RAWR

7/2/2008 6:32:33 PM

xtube ftmfw

7/2/2008 6:34:19 PM

Quote :

"Yes, sex between consenting adults is totally disgusting."

7/2/2008 6:37:52 PM

myfreepaysite . com... humm...

7/2/2008 6:50:59 PM

Damn you're dumb. I meant that its disgusting that I didn't get a check, and other people get to buy porn.

7/2/2008 6:56:42 PM

How the fuck am I supposed to know that you didn't get a check?

Also, how the fuck did you avoid paying taxes? Anyone who paid taxes, even those whose liability didn't reach $300, should get a check for $300.

7/2/2008 6:57:51 PM

it always pays off when I stimulate myself.

7/2/2008 6:58:53 PM

^

7/2/2008 6:59:22 PM

Read the rules. If you're a dpendent, you dont get one. And your parents don't get one for you.

7/2/2008 7:00:50 PM

Gotcha.

I wish I was a dependent, though...that'd be sweet.

7/2/2008 7:01:44 PM

meh, its ok.

[Edited on July 2, 2008 at 7:15 PM. Reason : ]

7/2/2008 7:14:59 PM

Beats the shit out of investing in a fucking stereo.

7/2/2008 7:22:08 PM

Before I knew I wasn't getting one, I had planned to use it for a plane ticket. Then I had to charge it. I love having credit cards, but I hate using them.

7/2/2008 8:20:15 PM

I got $300

cause I'm not a dependent but I didn't make enough money to be eligible

isn't that stupid, huh?

you have to MAKE money before they will give it to you for free

7/2/2008 9:00:34 PM

people who make more should get more since they pay more taxes to start

7/2/2008 10:03:37 PM

but those who make more can more than make up for those that do not.

7/2/2008 10:34:14 PM

i dont have a problem with the bottom paying no taxes

i have a problem with the bottom getting something for nothing

7/2/2008 10:35:40 PM