http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1031057/Pictured-Monster-crab-claws-size-mans-hand-captured-British-coast.html

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"For his efforts, he can congratulate himself on capturing what experts believe is the biggest edible crab ever landed. It weighed 17lb and had a shell width of 12in while each of its massive claws was as big as a man's hand. The previous largest edible crab on record is in the collection of the Museum National d'Histoire Naturelle in Paris. Its carapace was 11in wide. Mr Worsley, from Aylesbury, Buckinghamshire, said: 'I couldn't believe it when I saw it.' Andy Horton founder of the British Marine Life Study Society, said: 'If anyone has found a bigger one could they let us know?' Unfortunately, Mr Worsley's crab will not be displayed in any museum. A friend has eaten it."

7/2/2008 10:10:19 PM

SO HERE'S THIS GIANT ENEMY CRAB

AND YOU...ATTACK ITS WEAK POINTS

FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE

7/2/2008 10:11:59 PM

he has small hands

7/2/2008 10:14:49 PM

Or the crab has fucking huge claws.

7/2/2008 10:16:29 PM

The first thing I thought of was Kingler. Pokemon will never leave my system. I'm pathetic.

Nice thread, though!

7/2/2008 10:16:47 PM

So I wonder if it was any good of if crabs are like watermelons, the bigger they get the less tasty they are.

7/2/2008 10:19:47 PM

You can't get rid of those just by shaving.

7/2/2008 10:28:09 PM

http://www.hugecrab.com/

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"UPDATE: SEPTEMBER 27, 2007 4:08 AM PST. 50,000+ unique visitors. With nearly 44 Huge Crab images indexed, the internet steps one step closer to indexing what man once deemed inconceivable... Compiling every huge crab photo online. For those Connoisseurs of fine Arthropods, feast your eyes! ALSO due to overwhelming feedback I have added new features, these include adjusting the font size, and adding pages. "

7/2/2008 10:34:13 PM

dont F*** with this crab!!!

7/2/2008 10:35:19 PM

7/2/2008 10:40:56 PM

Don't fuck with this crab either:

7/2/2008 10:42:14 PM

7/2/2008 10:43:18 PM

a few things.

First off:

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"Unfortunately, Mr Worsley's crab will not be displayed in any museum. A friend has eaten it.""

Secondly:

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"With nearly 44 Huge Crab images indexed, the internet steps one step closer to indexing what man once deemed inconceivable... Compiling every huge crab photo online."

Finally:

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"Andy Horton founder of the British Marine Life Study Society, said: 'If anyone has found a bigger one could they let us know?'"

Society of Lazy Motherfucking Scientists

[Edited on July 2, 2008 at 10:52 PM. Reason : t]

7/2/2008 10:51:50 PM

I loved that last line.

7/2/2008 11:09:16 PM

if one of those things ever got near me...

7/2/2008 11:18:06 PM

7/2/2008 11:18:10 PM

Holy crap is that Stearns Heinzen in the second pic? (AE's know who I'm talking about)

7/2/2008 11:52:48 PM

DELICIOUS!

7/3/2008 1:43:52 AM