http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/27/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/

embed plz

7/3/2008 11:00:27 AM

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7/3/2008 11:03:06 AM

Ugh, I wish he'd call me so I could arrange to kill him.

[Edited on July 3, 2008 at 11:07 AM. Reason : Eh, it's gotta be fake.]

7/3/2008 11:05:19 AM

the first 10 seconds sounded canadian so i just stopped it

7/3/2008 11:07:40 AM

Quote :

"Ugh, I wish he'd call me so I could arrange to kill him."

PM your number

7/3/2008 11:11:01 AM

OMG

That must be fake. Else, I will no longer be interested in interacting with the rest of humanity. That's how I operate. I don't play games like that.

7/3/2008 11:13:42 AM

dude, who the fuck posted my message

7/3/2008 11:15:27 AM

wow

just wow

7/3/2008 11:31:25 AM

This was on O&A like two days ago... love it.

Quote :

"The back story on this is that a girl named Olga was out with her friends in the Marina district of San Francisco (known for being a popular hang out for douches), and she talked to this guy named Dmitri for all of two minutes."

From the write up... that isn't true. The Marina District is full of hot mid-20's to early-30's chicks who like to get drunk and have one night stands. I mean maybe if guys like this hang out there it might be taking a hit, but I think he is an outlier...

[Edited on July 3, 2008 at 11:37 AM. Reason : x]

7/3/2008 11:34:55 AM

tracking

7/3/2008 11:46:22 AM

that's got to be fake

7/3/2008 12:31:37 PM

i thought this was about

7/3/2008 2:42:29 PM

please dont shit up the thread with auto-play

7/3/2008 3:00:02 PM

ttt

7/22/2008 11:53:27 AM