McCain Vows To Replace Secret Service With His Own Bare Fists

7/3/2008 5:01:40 PM

7/3/2008 6:12:45 PM

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FUCK

7/3/2008 6:13:40 PM

i've heard more jokes from mccain than serious business. i hope he can do better than this, otherwise i'm voting for the halfie.

7/3/2008 6:38:46 PM

Nah.. vote for Huckabee.

Both McCain and Obama are freakin' posers.

7/3/2008 9:36:48 PM

^ thanks for the insight on posers "Stonerman".

7/3/2008 9:47:38 PM

^^^ wait, you realize that McCain had nothing to do with this, right? I mean, you realize it's the ONION, right?

7/3/2008 9:50:12 PM

everyone knows the onion is just a right wing front group seeding misinformation as "satire"

7/3/2008 9:55:26 PM

haha, half the internet is a right-wing front

7/3/2008 9:56:28 PM

McCain is a badass.

7/4/2008 10:39:47 PM