I'm in a creative mood tonight. I can make one up based on a given personality or my best guess.

Anybody? It would just be lyrics until I redownload Notepad Finale.

7/5/2008 12:04:29 AM

sure. why not?

7/5/2008 12:18:19 AM

ReceiveDeath's Theme Song

Narrated
Known for his epic padding, John would traverse the threads of T-dub teasing and tantalizing mods and the like. But little did anyone know his true identity, the leader of a secret society of superheroes, known only as...EUPHALO.

It all started on the interwebz one day
JohnnyT sat at his desk just typing away
Until he stumbled upon a secret hidden code
An easter egg from the mystical mistress Motherlode

Now he's ReceiveDeath (Crystal Meth?)
No No NoReceiveDeath
He's got to save the world from the evil NtitT...

*Bridge*
EVEN
USELESS
PEOPLE
HAVE
ANGELS
LOOKING
OVER
THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*instrumental break*

Can he triumph over adversity?
Will good win against the NtitT?
He's running out of time!
Save us RD!

*modulation*
ReceiveDeath (ReceiveDeath)
ReceiveDeeeeath
can post another day!!!!

7/5/2008 12:29:17 AM

Just saw your request IMS420

I'll work on it.

7/5/2008 12:29:57 AM

IMStoned420's Theme Song

I am Stoner with a boner.
I don't know if I should phone her.
IMStoned420

I am Pothead with some hot lead.
And she knows that I'm not well read
IMStoned420

I am Weedo with a Speedo
And I flirt with her on Meebo.
IMStoned420

*response melody*
And I'm Mary J
The hottest girl? No way
They all seem to love me
but put themselves above me

All I need is some dank
But all they want is a skank
If they could see through me or otherwise knew me
I'm waiting for wedlock for someone to screw me

(All together now)
We are users not abusers
and most certainly not losers
We are stoned, 420!

You can glaze, you can haze
as long as you will blaze
We are stoned
Fooooooooour
Twenty!

[Edited on July 5, 2008 at 12:45 AM. Reason : forgot the title]

7/5/2008 12:45:10 AM

hahaha. GG.

7/5/2008 12:47:11 AM

k me next

7/5/2008 12:48:19 AM

Just wait for the melody that was in my head.

Your shit sounded like a Saturday Morning Cartoon...for stoners.

[Edited on July 5, 2008 at 12:48 AM. Reason : FUCKING GRAMMAR]

7/5/2008 12:48:39 AM

theme me.

7/5/2008 1:19:01 AM

haha. that IMStoned one was money.

7/5/2008 1:21:26 AM

oh me next me next.

7/5/2008 1:22:58 AM

NCSUGirl83's theme song

Voice-over: This is all started in college, when I was looking for a boyfriend. I just wanted the perfect guy, was that too much to ask?

Using her degree
in anthropology
She had perfected
a methodology

It was a simple algorithm
for the consummate man
who can satisfy the ladies
at least that was the plan

Heather got everything right
she got everything to a tea
except for too much emphasis
for him emotionally

So while physically
he chiseled, buff, and hung
You'd never get to see his bod
he's paranoid and high-strung

Because basically deep down, being in touch with his feminine side

He's pretty much a chick
Heather: It makes me kind of sick
Constantly worried, constantly hurried
He's pretty much a chick

*bridge*
I went to Peace for four years
with no one there for me
except for one guy at NC State
my sex stalker, RD (at least his penis came in handy for a model ^_^)

So now I'm left with this "guy"
who out of nowhere will cry
He is sensitive, true, I want some sex, too
This will really not fly.


I might redo yours. I'm not satisfied with this.

7/5/2008 1:26:53 AM

hahaha



[Edited on July 5, 2008 at 1:33 AM. Reason : c]

7/5/2008 1:33:16 AM

I want one, now I'm curious

7/5/2008 1:34:28 AM

OMG I WANT ONE

BADLY

7/5/2008 1:34:40 AM

my theme song is no handlebars by flo bots

7/5/2008 2:13:24 AM

please

7/5/2008 2:25:21 AM

I think Spontaneous has gotten himself in over his head with this thread.

7/5/2008 2:25:48 AM

Spontaneous theme song by Young Cheezy:

I do shit without warning, eyyy ayyyy

Because I'm a guy that's not boring, yeahhhhhhhh

writing this lyrics is choring?, chyeah

7/5/2008 2:35:42 AM

lol

7/5/2008 8:50:38 AM

sure.

7/5/2008 9:13:29 AM

I need one...make it funnnnnnnnnnnnny

7/5/2008 9:45:47 AM

Oh wow. I do believe I'm in over my head. I'll start working on these tonight.

Lemme make a list:
Precursor
BEUs Lady Ask BEU Lady's thread
This thread
ReceiveDeath
IMStoned420<---probably the best so far
NCSUGirl83<--- I'm really disappointed in myself on that one. I think a redo is in order.
chembob
pttyndal
Gøldengirl
miska
evan
dgspencer
parsonsb
Airbag
wolfpackgrrr
puppy
ComputerGuy

So 12. Ok. Should be done by Sunday. Ise gots things to do today.

[Edited on July 5, 2008 at 10:42 AM. Reason : asdf]

7/5/2008 10:42:07 AM

Quote :

"Ise gots things to do today."

*cough cough*

7/5/2008 10:45:25 AM

meeeeeeeee?

7/5/2008 10:46:29 AM

Not a prob.

7/5/2008 10:47:40 AM

me?

7/5/2008 10:50:42 AM

Anybody who wants a theme song can have one! I do like the songs to be quality, so it might take some time, unless you want a lame couplet. Screw that noise. Quality theme songs all around!

I've been watching these videos for influence:
30 Minutes of 80's Cartoon Theme Songs
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Bto7l3cKhvk

30 Minutes of 90's Cartoon Theme Songs
http://youtube.com/watch?v=QmcKGcKW76M

30 Minutes of 90's Cartoon Theme Songs Part 2
http://youtube.com/watch?v=u2gPW64H8Hk

30 Minutes of Y2K Cartoon Theme Songs
http://youtube.com/watch?v=PkRFPsvdB_E&feature=related

This is in addition to recall of sitcom themes.

7/5/2008 10:57:41 AM

willing to wait

7/5/2008 10:59:42 AM

lemme get one of these

7/5/2008 11:16:33 AM

I want one! Please don't use Beth in it though! (because that's not my name)

7/5/2008 11:20:55 AM

do one for DNL for our own personal entertainment.

7/5/2008 11:32:05 AM

That almost supersedes the entire list!

7/5/2008 11:38:48 AM

dude i want one.. i'll give you more info about me when you're ready to do it

7/5/2008 11:41:18 AM

Oh yeah, if anybody wants to PM me their personal history and/or a story they want surrounding the theme song, that would help me out a lot. I did RD's and IMStoned's with no help and NCSUGirl's with a little history.

7/5/2008 11:43:42 AM

I didn't read the thread. But I want one.

7/5/2008 12:01:40 PM

add me to the list!

best guess is fine. or ask cddweller

7/5/2008 12:38:57 PM

bttt

7/5/2008 1:21:00 PM

Quote :

"Airbag"

You don't need to do one for me, though I appreciate the thought!

7/5/2008 2:58:32 PM

Quote :

"Spontaneous theme song by Young Cheezy: I do shit without warning, eyyy ayyyy Because I'm a guy that's not boring, yeahhhhhhhh writing this lyrics is choring?, chyeah"

damn i definitely don't remember posting that last night haha.

7/5/2008 3:01:17 PM

Sorry to supersede the list, but I believe this one was in high demand anyway.

drunknloaded's theme song

Voice-over:
He came from parts unknown, one rainy day. They called him "The Daywalker", because he didn't have a car. He always said his favorite part of this town was riding cat all day long. Nobody knew what he meant. One guy said it might be a double entendre for the bus and vagina, but none of us knew what a double entendre was, so we killed that guy. Anyway, little did we know this guy's true strength was about to be revealed.

Song:
This all started in
a counseling session.
My psychologist probed me
for one big confession.

I told them I discovered
attending my university
that I could hook dudes up

Counselor: So that makes you...?
DNL: That's right!

I'm a Gay Cupid
I know it sounds stupid
but that's what they said
about math to poor Euclid

I've got a gift
for finding a match
of one who can pitch
and one who's a catch

I'm the one who hooked Big Gay Al
with Little Ed the homosexual
making my Class-A ability
valid and intertextual

There is not one thing
that can stand in my way
because in California
you can marry if you're gay

So come on down to me
My gaydar works, you'll see
Have a happy ending like Prince Charming
if he liked Prince Ali
(if he liked Prince Ali)

7/6/2008 6:05:28 PM

yawn

7/6/2008 6:06:05 PM

add me to the list

7/6/2008 6:07:03 PM

^^ Would you like one EMCE???

7/6/2008 6:07:43 PM

with all the crazy shit he's done/said i expected better

sorry

7/6/2008 6:08:06 PM

hahaha, gg


As far as details, make sure mine includes Lucky1 and Grits.

7/6/2008 6:08:47 PM

sure

7/6/2008 6:09:27 PM

^^^ Redo DNL's?? I mean that was inspired by one post. IDK, I rhymed homosexual and intertextual. I thought that would make up for it. But I guess since DNL's life is pretty much on T-dub, I had a lot more material to work with thank I realized. He'll have like a Beowulf sized song by the time I'm done with his.

[Edited on July 6, 2008 at 6:12 PM. Reason : asdf]

7/6/2008 6:09:57 PM

People this is free, how picky can you be.

7/6/2008 6:10:29 PM

so are these songs he is writing? the lyrics dont look familiar

7/6/2008 6:10:34 PM