joe_schmoe All American 18758 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "
A Neckbeard, also known as a neard, is the strange under-the-chin hair growth only seen on fatties and UNIX programmers. Also known as the "Bloatee" it is a derivative of the "Abe Lincoln". Its purpose is to deliniate the neck from the chin when the two have merged due to obesity. The wearer hopes his neckbeard will make him look like a badass from Hackers or the Matrix, but it actually just reminds observers that he lacks a fucking chin.
A neckbeard is never, ever cool.
All neckbeards are Dungeons & Dragons-obsessed losers, and vice versa. It is not known at this time whether growing a neckbeard causes one to play Dungeons & Dragons or playing Dungeons & Dragons causes one to grow a neckbeard.
-http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Neckbeard " |
7/7/2008 1:45:06 AM |
hypaone All American 11084 Posts user info edit post |
I, for one, am not a fan of the neckbeard. 7/7/2008 1:45:44 AM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
the thing you need to do is to catch the elusive neck only beard, which is a beard grown only on the neck which has the chin clean shaven. 7/7/2008 1:47:27 AM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
haha bloatee 7/7/2008 1:47:31 AM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
7/7/2008 1:50:24 AM |
catalyst All American 8704 Posts user info edit post |
I bet evan has one of these
FUCKIN NECKBEARD 7/7/2008 1:50:31 AM |
Airbag Suspended 12921 Posts user info edit post |
Doesn't everybody? Or are you guys just too pussy to grow hair on your neck? 7/7/2008 1:51:49 AM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
your mother has a neckbeard! 7/7/2008 1:53:06 AM |
Airbag Suspended 12921 Posts user info edit post |
Oh snap! 7/7/2008 1:53:46 AM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
OH YESSIR I WENT THERE 7/7/2008 1:54:08 AM |
dgspencer All American 4474 Posts user info edit post |
i sport one of these on exam week, but i have hair all over my face as well. 7/7/2008 2:01:50 AM |
Jaybee1200 Suspended 56200 Posts user info edit post |
oh, Frodo looking ass pilgrimshoes wants to start some shit does he?
and I never sport a neckbeard, cant stand that shit on my neck, if anything is there its just because I haven't shaved yet
[Edited on July 7, 2008 at 2:11 AM. Reason : d] 7/7/2008 2:03:52 AM |
Flying Tiger All American 2341 Posts user info edit post |
I'll let y'all know if "playing Dungeons & Dragons causes one to grow a neckbeard" since I'll be learning how to play next weekend. I think it's unlikely. 7/7/2008 2:06:25 AM |
Gamecat All American 17913 Posts user info edit post |
it's just a razor
nothing frightening 7/7/2008 2:47:45 AM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
haha
look at jaybee's post history
it's like someone called him, woke him up
"OMG SOMEONE POSTED A PICTURE OF YOU IN A NECKBEARD THREAD, WAKE UP DUDE, YOU GOTTA RESPOND!" 7/7/2008 3:10:49 AM |
PirateARRRny All American 1260 Posts user info edit post |
awesome 7/7/2008 3:18:40 AM |
hypaone All American 11084 Posts user info edit post |
^^laul
"A NECKBEARD THREAD" 7/7/2008 3:22:50 AM |
BobbyDigital Thots and Prayers 41777 Posts user info edit post |
^^^
hahaha, i assumed that was that Wolfpack2K guy. 7/7/2008 6:32:24 AM |
Spyami All American 1340 Posts user info edit post |
ive never understood it either 7/7/2008 8:36:12 AM |
Jaybee1200 Suspended 56200 Posts user info edit post |
haha, no one called, but it was completely random... was reading in bed for a couple of hours, forgot what time my meeting was this morning, got on the laptop to check and figured I would look in on tdub for a second or two 7/7/2008 9:06:46 AM |
joe_schmoe All American 18758 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "hahaha, i assumed that was that Wolfpack2K guy." |
you're right. it is.
[Edited on July 7, 2008 at 12:08 PM. Reason : ]7/7/2008 12:05:35 PM |
TroleTacks Suspended 1004 Posts user info edit post |
Calling out TSB shenanigans in Chit Chat never works. 7/7/2008 12:06:42 PM |
joe_schmoe All American 18758 Posts user info edit post |
no, you're wrong there.
cause, see.... Wolfpack2K's imaginary family: Dave, Juliet, and the twins....
that shit transcends TSB. it's pure comedy. Carl Reiner couldn't have written it better. 7/7/2008 12:10:20 PM |
joe_schmoe All American 18758 Posts user info edit post |
^^ maybe you're right. the thread fell off a cliff as soon as Wolfpack2K's shenanigans were referenced. 7/8/2008 3:07:59 PM |
jackleg All American 170957 Posts user info edit post |
if youre gonna stalk chuck and steal his pictures you should at least save them instead of hotlinking 7/8/2008 3:10:46 PM |
joe_schmoe All American 18758 Posts user info edit post |
i do have them saved.
but i'd rather hotlink his bandwidth.
but he's too busy filing briefs with the GA Supreme Court to worry about websites. 7/8/2008 5:20:20 PM |
evan All American 27701 Posts user info edit post |
neckbeards represent everything that is wrong with american society 7/8/2008 5:22:08 PM |
One All American 10570 Posts user info edit post |
...said the faget 7/8/2008 5:23:18 PM |
jackleg All American 170957 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "but he's too busy filing briefs with the GA Supreme Court to worry about websites." |
...7/8/2008 5:23:18 PM |
Mindstorm All American 15858 Posts user info edit post |
I had a nasty neckbeard going on til I shaved earlier today.
I'll take better care of myself if I get this job. Shave every day and such. As is, it's rather pointless when I'm just screwing around in my apartment, applying to job listings, and counting down the days til my interview, lol. 7/8/2008 5:23:50 PM |
evan All American 27701 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "...said the faget" |
neckbeards are a threat to life as we know it
fags, however, are not7/8/2008 5:24:24 PM |
ParksNrec All American 8742 Posts user info edit post |
having a neckbeard in a professional setting really is awful.
I've had a neckbeard before, but it was college and I was a lazy fuck. 7/8/2008 5:24:41 PM |
One All American 10570 Posts user info edit post |
Fagets are indeed a threat to life.....
..think about it 7/8/2008 5:26:21 PM |
arog20012001 All American 10023 Posts user info edit post |
Bloatee is a great term. 7/8/2008 5:44:03 PM |