because unless she's got a gigantic clit

you're really using your tongue more than your mouth

discuss

7/7/2008 3:04:54 PM

finally.

7/7/2008 3:06:03 PM

May I subscribe to your newsletter?

7/7/2008 3:07:18 PM

i dont get it

7/7/2008 3:08:14 PM

I thought a 69 was when you stuck your toungue in each others ass....

no more rim jobs for my skanks.

7/7/2008 3:08:35 PM

<8

7/7/2008 3:10:23 PM

^^^don't feel bad...

i don't get it either

7/7/2008 3:10:58 PM

so you're performing oral sex on each other simultaneously

"69" is the preferred nomenclature

and yet, there's a mouth manipulating a penis

and a tongue manipulating a vagina

which makes the "69" diagram a little misleading

unless you're sucking on a huge clit

7/7/2008 3:28:19 PM

well i'm terrible at 69 anyway so it doesn't matter....


i completely forget what i'm doing so it's better if the acts are independent of each other

7/7/2008 3:29:33 PM

so you want ()

because i have no clue what the 8 is doing

[Edited on July 7, 2008 at 3:30 PM. Reason : ..]

actually that doesn't make sense either

[Edited on July 7, 2008 at 3:30 PM. Reason : nvm]

7/7/2008 3:29:56 PM

the parenthesis is penis and tongue

and 8 is mouth and vagina

and while i realize that you're generally not tongue-fucking someone if you're good at eating pussy

you don't have a vacuum grip on the clit with your mouth either

[Edited on July 7, 2008 at 3:32 PM. Reason : 3]

7/7/2008 3:31:21 PM

You are really over thinking this.

7/7/2008 3:32:39 PM

dude, I totally open parenthesis eighted that girl last night

7/7/2008 3:33:43 PM

He's well-schooled in all matters dealing with anything ever known to man.

7/7/2008 3:33:54 PM

^^ I hope it was miska

[Edited on July 7, 2008 at 3:34 PM. Reason : .]

7/7/2008 3:34:15 PM

^^^^ probably

i'm also really bored at work

Jen says i'm an almost constant overthinker

[Edited on July 7, 2008 at 3:34 PM. Reason : 3]

7/7/2008 3:34:16 PM

you are

not that it's a bad thing

[Edited on July 7, 2008 at 3:35 PM. Reason : .]

7/7/2008 3:34:47 PM

Stillfurshia with the epic grammar fail

DAMMIT

[Edited on July 7, 2008 at 3:35 PM. Reason : .]

7/7/2008 3:35:35 PM

screen shot or it didn't happen

7/7/2008 3:36:50 PM

oh, the grammar

[Edited on July 7, 2008 at 3:38 PM. Reason : lol]

7/7/2008 3:38:03 PM

it never happens, B

NEVER EVER

except for like all the time

7/7/2008 3:38:25 PM

can you, like, call a cab for me?

- do you want me to call a cab, or something like a cab? i mean, i could get you a forklift with a canopy, or a horse, or...

7/7/2008 3:39:14 PM

a surrey with fringe on top, please

[Edited on July 7, 2008 at 3:42 PM. Reason : see http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dz-ky8qqKMg]

7/7/2008 3:40:58 PM

it's stupid if you have to explain it...

7/7/2008 3:53:33 PM

the theory of relativity is also stupid

7/7/2008 3:54:42 PM

^^ I wasn't explaining

I think it's funnier with Hugh Jackman than the old version

7/7/2008 3:57:35 PM

hey ActionPants your better at grammar than a lot of other things your good at

[Edited on July 7, 2008 at 4:01 PM. Reason : just for you - correct away]

7/7/2008 4:01:16 PM

he's really only good at cosbybot

7/7/2008 4:02:04 PM

but he's fucking incredible at cosbybot

i fucking miss cosbybot

we should go as cosbybot and ravensymonebot for halloween

7/7/2008 4:03:21 PM

I'm not even good at Cosbybot D:

Also I feel bad correcting your grammar Spyami because you are one of them illegals what cant speak good

7/7/2008 4:14:14 PM

Quote :

"so you're performing oral sex on each other simultaneously "69" is the preferred nomenclature and yet, there's a mouth manipulating a penis and a tongue manipulating a vagina which makes the "69" diagram a little misleading unless you're sucking on a huge clit "

you have failed at "stick figure 101"

the round portion designates the head

and the line portion designates the feet.

until the last few years there were no additional parts in most stick figures......you are over thinking something that was very simple when created

7/7/2008 4:23:27 PM

i just prefer

8=====D ()

7/7/2008 4:24:35 PM

^^ good call

i was thinking of bits, not figures

/thread, norrin radd wins

the fact remains that i love the subject in question

because while some girls react like LP and forget what they're doing

others go on total autopilot and any reservations they had before fly out the window

plus i like the taste

and whatnot

my gf won't be home for another week

7/7/2008 4:27:45 PM

You are a disgusting sex pervert

7/7/2008 4:29:41 PM

A PREVERT

7/7/2008 4:37:27 PM

Hey man so I'm going to be near Carrboro for the forseeable future

What say we call up Zach Ward and get our DSI on

It'll be AWESOME

7/7/2008 4:38:36 PM

oh lord

were you in the original class with brad and i?

because i've been hanging out with tony again

lolz

7/7/2008 4:40:14 PM

No, although I did go to that one thing with Ross down at King's when we were trying to get all the SIC shit organized. I don't think I know Tony. I miss the 'prov though man let's make some shit pop off

7/7/2008 4:42:38 PM

Quote :

"you have failed at "stick figure 101" the round portion designates the head and the line portion designates the feet."

Beat me to it.

7/7/2008 4:43:10 PM

i miss kings

and cunnilingus

7/7/2008 4:45:40 PM

Agreed 100%

7/7/2008 4:46:09 PM

there was 1 girl (1)
she was 16 (116)
she had 69 (11669)
with 3 guys... (11669)(3)

that makes her

35007

7/7/2008 4:54:26 PM

haha

you must be stirring for your gf to come home

7/7/2008 5:06:02 PM

stirring?

but yes

i shouldn't think about eating pussy when there's not acceptable pussy available

7/7/2008 5:06:36 PM

lies

i seen you looken at that red head

7/7/2008 5:08:30 PM

looking, yes

but only looking

hence acceptability

7/7/2008 5:09:17 PM

either way.... yes you are overthinking and must be board at work and in need of getting laid. The only service as a friend i can't provide.

The real question is who likes 69 anyway?

7/7/2008 5:12:41 PM

with 2 guys, each party is equally using his mouth

7/7/2008 5:13:24 PM

not if you have different sized dicks.

7/7/2008 5:13:56 PM

evan, have you had sex with a woman before?

7/7/2008 5:31:46 PM