Share your stories of when you take a humongous shit and you clog up a guests toilet that you don't know very well. What do you do when there isn't a plunger? Do you just leave that shit water be or do you speak up?

7/7/2008 8:39:20 PM

fail

7/7/2008 8:39:59 PM

Why would a guest bring a toilet?

7/7/2008 8:44:03 PM

do you mean clogging a toilet as a guest in someone's house?

7/7/2008 8:44:14 PM

I clogged your moms "toilet"

7/7/2008 8:44:48 PM

guest's*

just for Ernie McAsshole

7/7/2008 8:45:17 PM

it wasn't a punctuation issue... it was an issue of not making sense

7/7/2008 8:46:01 PM

yeah, you know taking a shit in somebody's toilet that you don't know very well, but then it becomes clogged - what is the right thing to do there?

7/7/2008 8:46:08 PM

I'd ask them why the fuck they brought a toilet to my house. I have one that they're more than welcome to use.

7/7/2008 8:46:44 PM

ok, it's cleared up,

but still a dumb thread

[Edited on July 7, 2008 at 8:47 PM. Reason : ]

7/7/2008 8:46:50 PM

great thread or greatest thread?

7/7/2008 8:47:28 PM

eat a fucking salad or something.

7/7/2008 8:49:17 PM

why wouldn't a Jew use someone else's toilet? that way he don't have to pay to clean that shit

7/7/2008 8:50:36 PM

http://brentroad.com/message_postreply.aspx?topic=532433

another FAIL

7/7/2008 8:51:23 PM

So, who's the alias?

7/7/2008 8:52:14 PM

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"Why would a guest bring a toilet?"

7/7/2008 8:54:10 PM

good jew, or TOP jew?

7/7/2008 8:54:23 PM

I've puked in toilets and made a mess before

true story.

7/7/2008 8:56:09 PM

i think he means inviting someone to your house then sneaking out to their house to clog up their toilet

7/7/2008 9:01:55 PM

You motherfucking college shit heads think you are so smart. Nothing but a bunch of smart asses is what you are.

7/7/2008 9:02:16 PM

don't be such a jew

7/7/2008 9:02:41 PM

Oh, I get it. How do you entertain them while they are at your house and you are pinching a massive loaf in their can?

[Edited on July 7, 2008 at 9:03 PM. Reason : ,]

7/7/2008 9:03:03 PM

are you not a college kid?

if not why would you pay 5 dollars to come here

7/7/2008 9:03:20 PM

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"are you not a college kid? if not why would you pay 5 dollars to come here"

So I can try to usurp you kids.

7/7/2008 9:08:07 PM

JewCop?

7/7/2008 9:08:59 PM

bttt

7/7/2008 9:58:44 PM

If this thread makes it to 3 pages I'll post a picture of my taint.

7/7/2008 9:59:58 PM

My girlfriend clogs my toilet at least once whenever she visits. Something about my toilet paper being thicker than hers or the toilet uses less water than her toilet.

[Edited on July 7, 2008 at 10:00 PM. Reason : -]

7/7/2008 10:00:03 PM

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"I'd ask them why the fuck they brought a toilet to my house. I have one that they're more than welcome to use."

i admit, i lol'd at this.

7/7/2008 10:00:44 PM

^ and this thread was comedy

7/7/2008 10:02:22 PM

bttt i want to see lemonpop's taint

7/7/2008 10:13:57 PM

call now to make your pledge

7/7/2008 10:14:46 PM

id rather clog a guest toilet than my own

7/7/2008 10:25:09 PM

i clogged up my girlfriend's parent's toilet in italy

i searched that whole house for a plunger and couldn't find one anywhere.

i ended up just leaving it and letting their housekeeper find it

7/7/2008 10:26:23 PM

Quote :

"Why would a guest bring a toilet?"

7/7/2008 10:48:45 PM

7/8/2008 12:21:38 AM

oh god

i just did this 2 days ago, spent like 40 mins in the bathroom, where nearly 3/4 of the time i was using the plunger to clear it out----but alas, no luck

i gave up, ate dinner, prayed no one else used the bathroom, and peaced out after 30 mins

7/8/2008 12:36:43 AM

Are you talking about the toilet in the guest house because I just blame it on whoever stayed there last so my parents don't get mad at me.

7/8/2008 12:48:55 AM

JewTop

7/8/2008 12:52:12 AM

7/8/2008 12:53:46 AM

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"i think he means inviting someone to your house then sneaking out to their house to clog up their toilet "

lol

7/8/2008 1:28:00 AM

good funny in this thread

7/8/2008 1:32:22 AM

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"If this thread makes it to 3 pages I'll post a picture of my taint."

it can, and will.

7/8/2008 2:13:03 AM

if theres no plunger, fuck them, thats what they get for not having basic equipment in the WC

7/8/2008 2:26:08 AM

If there isn't a plunger I just hold down on the lever until water pressure builds up and clears the toilet. About 70% of the time, if I manage to get a toilet clogged, it's because I used too much paper. I try to use less paper now (cheap ass) and RARELY does the thing ever clog.

Sometimes, though, you get concerned about whether or not the guest's toilet is going to make it. I get REALLY wary if I'm in somebody's house in a newer, vinyl box suburban development. I always find the low-flow toilets they put in those houses to be absolute crap (where if you go to a nicer new house they operate like water cannons).

Oh yeah, if there isn't a plunger and the lever trick doesn't work, I'll go bug around in the other bathrooms to find one. If they don't have one I might let them know, close the door to the bathroom, and turn the exhaust vent on. They can't get mad at you because they didn't think to ever buy plungers for their house.

7/8/2008 2:37:28 AM

haha, this thread is funny

7/8/2008 2:40:35 AM

indeed

7/8/2008 2:43:00 AM

back in HS, so after a date me and this girl went back to her house, and we were chilling downstairs "watching a movie" when she's all "I gotta run upstairs a sec, brb". I was cool with that b/c I had to shit like a Golgothan shit demon was possessing my colon so I went to use the downstairs bathroom. So I went ahead and exploded into the toilet, only to find out it didn't flush. Well when I learned that I was like "HOLY SHIT" because it smelled really bad and I really wanted the toilet to flush. She passes the bathroom on the way to the kitchen and says "only do #1 in there, the line to that toilet is broken and daddy is getting it fixed next week". oh holy shit is my thought. so I left it in there, we chilled for a while, and as I was leaving her father comes down and asks how everything was and asked why I looked so nervous. I was tempted not to tell him but I did let him know that I exploded into the toilet that was broken, was embarrassed by it, and he said "nah its cool, I'll just blame it on her mother" which made me lol.

went out with that chick for a good while after that.

7/8/2008 3:54:09 AM

http://www.poopreport.com/Stories/index.html

7/8/2008 7:40:27 AM

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"I'd ask them why the fuck they brought a toilet to my house. I have one that they're more than welcome to use."

hahaha


or you could go to walmart for a plunger at midnight with your bf because you told him not to clog your toilet, but then you clogged it instead.

always make sure to buy a something else, so they didn't think you came in at midnight just for a plunger..

my choice was a kitkat

7/8/2008 8:56:43 AM