...then I hit it once and am instantly bored



Girls 4 yrs younger ftl in bed and in conversation

7/8/2008 9:07:24 AM

7/8/2008 9:08:05 AM

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7/8/2008 9:08:40 AM

hey my gf is 4yrs yunger. im never bored with her

[Edited on July 8, 2008 at 9:09 AM. Reason : haha i fucked it up]

7/8/2008 9:08:58 AM

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7/8/2008 9:09:03 AM

depends on the chick. sometimes the build up is so great that when you finally get to the finish line, it fails to live up to expectations.

especially if she talks about how great she is in bed beforehand

[Edited on July 8, 2008 at 9:10 AM. Reason : d]

7/8/2008 9:09:37 AM

i love the chase.

7/8/2008 9:48:47 AM

So close to 1000 posts.

7/8/2008 9:49:34 AM

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"especially if she talks about how great she is in bed beforehand"

I hear that every now and then and it ends up being disappointing 90% of the time

7/8/2008 10:06:28 AM

"OMG, I give the best blowjobs ever. Every guy I have been with has told me that"

like you said, dissapointing 90% of the time

7/8/2008 10:08:19 AM

that's why i just say i suck at everything...

then if i luck up and it ends up being ok then it's a pleasant surprise for everybody

7/8/2008 10:09:29 AM

lol do girls actually say that to guys? I'd rather keep that sort of stuff a surprise

7/8/2008 10:09:52 AM

this fat girl tells me that...I'm thinking no....but she keeps begging to let her have a shot.

I LOL each time.

7/8/2008 10:10:35 AM

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"lol do girls actually say that to guys?"

some do. I have had some females REALLY talk up how great they are.

it's the same thing as when a guy brags to you about how big his dick is, then when you finally see it you are dissapointed.

7/8/2008 10:16:14 AM

She's all like, "I don't think you can handle this" and I'm like, "O rly?"

7/8/2008 10:17:01 AM

I just always tell them: "Well, I have had a lot of blowjobs in my time, so you have a lot to live up to". That usually knocks them down a peg

7/8/2008 10:20:25 AM

if a girl says stuff like that, most of the time she won't live up to it. besides i have had some really rough deepthroat/gagging bjs. soooo yea, if you have to talk it up, don't bother.

7/8/2008 10:22:31 AM

I have heard plenty of girls say that, but I can't for the life of me figure out why you would.

7/8/2008 10:23:40 AM

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"...then I hit it once and am instantly bored Girls 4 yrs younger ftl in bed"

Did you even attempt to show her what mind blowing sex is about? My guess is you didn't last long enough to show her what she doesn't really know. I mean, you seem to think you're the shit by taking this cavalier attitude about this girl who claimed she was the shit. If you really knew what the fuck was going on, this thread would have been

"Ole girl was talking mad shit about how she was great in bed....then she met me"

instead, you're just another e-cool chump on the internet

[Edited on July 8, 2008 at 10:24 AM. Reason : a]

7/8/2008 10:24:04 AM

i used to have only one thing going for me in the sex department when i was younger...

i'm pretty sure it's not the case anymore so i have nothing to brag about

7/8/2008 10:24:35 AM

^^ do you mean doggy style?

7/8/2008 10:35:21 AM

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"it's the same thing as when a guy brags to you about how big his dick is, then when you finally see it you are dissapointed."

sometimes i think i post a lot of gay shit

but it's never like this

7/8/2008 10:36:42 AM

^^^Handjob queen?

[Edited on July 8, 2008 at 10:37 AM. Reason : ]

7/8/2008 10:37:26 AM

no...not that

7/8/2008 10:40:36 AM

what what in the

7/8/2008 10:41:44 AM

my dick is 3 inches by the way

7/8/2008 10:41:45 AM

I put these types of girls in the same group as those that proclaim they are not sleeping with you before you even leave the bar



and then they end up doing it anyway

7/8/2008 10:44:34 AM

thats great. i would laugh if a girl told me that. just the fact that they feel the need to premise the evening by denying sex is great.

7/8/2008 10:48:40 AM

how about if one walks up and says "i'm going to do dirty things to you later" ?


because i've used that a time or two

7/8/2008 10:49:58 AM

^ i would wrap it up.

7/8/2008 10:50:40 AM

good plan!

7/8/2008 10:51:01 AM

I'm not really a hit it & quit it kinda guy i only hook up with girls i could see myself falling for

7/8/2008 10:51:37 AM

hey Bill...I'm going to do dirty things to you later

7/8/2008 10:53:46 AM

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"how about if one walks up and says "i'm going to do dirty things to you later" ?"

this is a good one, but you better limit her alcohol intake after she says it. there have been countless times when I had this said to me, only to get her home and have her pass out on the couch.

7/8/2008 11:05:22 AM

you can still grab her boob though

7/8/2008 11:06:01 AM

Wait... can i motor boat?

[Edited on July 8, 2008 at 11:07 AM. Reason : .]

7/8/2008 11:06:35 AM

or even better, you finally get her to the car and you are all excited about getting home for the drunk sex, only to have her start puking halfway home

7/8/2008 11:07:52 AM

you seem to have had a pretty disappointing life

7/8/2008 11:08:56 AM

i don't look at it as dissapointment, but more as lessons that have shaped who I am today

7/8/2008 11:10:44 AM

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"or even better, you finally get her to the car and you are all excited about getting home for the drunk sex, only to have her start puking halfway home"

This has happened to people I know. One of my friends had to pay the $100 fee that went along with the mess in the cab. I hope he collected from that hoebag...

7/8/2008 11:12:09 AM

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"Wait... can i motor boat?"

i sure hope so!

7/8/2008 11:12:42 AM

motor boat ftw

7/8/2008 11:33:47 AM