Whatever falls on them makes an impression.


was a thought of the day from the highest up of the higher ups...i like it

7/9/2008 11:07:51 AM

thats rule #46 on the 101 rules of life poster in the bathroom

7/9/2008 11:08:25 AM

"If you have time to whine, you got time to shine"


Currently my favorite thing to say to everyone, since im still wet behind the ears

7/9/2008 11:09:18 AM

^^pics or it didnt happen!!

[Edited on July 9, 2008 at 11:09 AM. Reason : up]

7/9/2008 11:09:29 AM

oh, i thought i read that at Jimmy John's

7/9/2008 11:09:30 AM

... you can stick your wang in, but don't leave it there or you'll be in trouble.

7/9/2008 11:18:07 AM

^ Haha... I was literally like 2 seconds away from posting that.

7/9/2008 11:19:14 AM

7/9/2008 11:21:54 AM

^haha

[Edited on July 9, 2008 at 11:23 AM. Reason : ^i need to tell you about my plants]

7/9/2008 11:22:47 AM

You dont work you dont eat

If you dont grind you dont shine

7/9/2008 11:36:37 AM

Jobs are for suckas

7/9/2008 11:37:27 AM

thought of the day today:

Don't find fault. Find a remedy

7/10/2008 9:59:42 AM

"The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain."

7/11/2008 9:32:36 AM

"Beware of little expenses. A small leak will sink a great ship"

7/14/2008 8:31:11 AM

One time I saw a POS honda pull in to the Sullivan dorm parking lot. Three scrawny guys jump out and start running. A contractor pulls up in his truck, cuts them off, almost runs them over. He jumps out and yells for 5 minutes about how they'd ruined his concrete.

You could practically see the piss run down these kids' legs.

7/14/2008 9:11:54 AM

"STFU."

My thought of the day.

[Edited on July 14, 2008 at 9:14 AM. Reason : ]

7/14/2008 9:14:15 AM

"Vote early, vote often."

7/14/2008 9:42:23 AM

7/14/2008 10:20:24 AM

aha little dickface

7/14/2008 10:26:58 AM

Quote :

"Whatever falls on them makes an impression."

Fall on children? Sounds more damaging than anything...

7/14/2008 10:31:31 AM

"The past always looks better than it was because it isn't here"



so fucking true

7/28/2008 9:07:06 AM

Quote :

"There was a sculptor. He found this stone, a special stone. He dragged it home and he worked on it for months until he finally finished it. When he was ready he showed it to his friends. They said he had created a great statue, and the sculptor said he hadn't created anything. The statue was always there, he just cleared away the small peices.""

7/28/2008 9:23:53 AM

"If you accept losing, you can't win."

[Edited on August 4, 2008 at 9:03 AM. Reason : dont like it really]

8/4/2008 9:02:52 AM

"Never slice a bagel towards your throat."

8/4/2008 9:12:38 AM

^ lol

8/4/2008 9:14:15 AM

^^ hahaha

made me spill my coffee!

8/4/2008 9:19:06 AM

"always watch where the dog leash is wrapped before walking.."

8/4/2008 10:51:09 AM

i dont get what was so funny about ^^^^

8/4/2008 10:52:10 AM

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have it

8/7/2008 5:50:57 PM

Children are like jessiejepp's little sister.

hot as fuck.

8/7/2008 6:31:13 PM

your mom is like wet cement....





...she's wet.

8/7/2008 6:33:08 PM

Cement or concrete? There is a difference.

Yea, but you can bull-float or power trowel out an impression in concrete, you can't do that with a child.

[Edited on August 7, 2008 at 7:02 PM. Reason : -]

8/7/2008 7:02:20 PM

so dnl, do you have a quote of the day calendar on your desk, or are you reading them on the poster in the bathroom like i suggested?

ps - if its the calendar you should get a comic strip desk calendar like the far side or something. they're more rad.

8/7/2008 7:05:33 PM

I was bracing for a punchline having to do with pedophilia.

8/7/2008 7:53:54 PM

^^the boss always sends a daily email with a thought of the day

8/7/2008 9:46:22 PM

i thought you were going to say they were sticky

8/7/2008 10:04:24 PM

^

A smile is a passport that will take you anywhere you want to go

8/12/2008 10:25:14 AM

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=platitude

8/12/2008 10:26:45 AM

you have a lot of pumptential...you just need to work on your pumpitude

8/12/2008 10:28:01 AM

ya

8/12/2008 10:28:56 AM

Keep It Jungle, B.

8/12/2008 10:30:09 AM

Still no answer to my question.

8/12/2008 10:49:25 PM