My last girlfriend DATE didn't like me thought she might be
most likely a dyke she just didn't excite me,
Lefty? ya, but that was alright,
She was hotter than the sun, but she just wasn't that bright
My mistake she was more flakey than a leper colony
I think a wooden clothespin would have been much better company
Ass like donkey acting funky gave her "L" now she's a flunky
So my love for her died quicker than a batch of sea monkeys

[Edited on July 11, 2008 at 3:27 PM. Reason : P.S. THIS GIRL IS NOT on this site.]

7/11/2008 3:24:31 PM

lol if i told you my last 10 broad stories i'd have like 8 trillion pm's by tomorrow

7/11/2008 3:25:32 PM

so they were all wolf webbers?

7/11/2008 3:26:08 PM

i don't think i've been on a date in like 4 years

7/11/2008 3:27:05 PM

9/10 would be broad stories involving wolfwebbers


i dont put them in spottings though

7/11/2008 3:27:47 PM

watch out for the internet broads

7/11/2008 3:28:22 PM

hahaha so have you dated the jeppmiester?

7/11/2008 3:28:22 PM

My wife

7/11/2008 3:28:24 PM

wife is a describing word but not really saying HOW she was.

7/11/2008 3:29:14 PM

lol havent heard that song in quite some time

7/11/2008 3:29:37 PM

oh wait...i take that back...i did go on a date last fall

we just went out to eat...

he was nice....but i wasn't into him....

but we still get along and now he has a serious gf that he's probably going to marry

7/11/2008 3:29:50 PM

i had a date last night, it was #3. he was cool but he is really vanilla

the guy tonight is a lot more exciting

7/11/2008 3:29:57 PM

pilgrimshoes' mom

7/11/2008 3:30:24 PM

ladiez iz pimpz 2

7/11/2008 3:30:53 PM

i call those ladies sluts

7/11/2008 3:31:33 PM

hahaha

I haven't been on a date in a while. I don't call "next morning breakfast" a date though haha

7/11/2008 3:32:56 PM

haha...exactly


basically i don't consider it a date if lots of beer and sex were involved

7/11/2008 3:33:46 PM

does krispy kreme challenge count as a date?

[Edited on July 11, 2008 at 3:35 PM. Reason : what if she intiated the pm's the day before the kkc]

7/11/2008 3:34:28 PM

only if she threw up on you

7/11/2008 3:35:35 PM

did ya get a ? at the end?

7/11/2008 3:35:50 PM

^^what if she put a video on youtube?

[Edited on July 11, 2008 at 3:36 PM. Reason : lol]

7/11/2008 3:36:47 PM

I wanna go on a date tonight!

7/11/2008 3:38:38 PM

ahaha, then I would say please forward me that video

7/11/2008 3:39:26 PM

lol i guess technically my last "date" was in the oct of 06 area

7/11/2008 3:41:22 PM

Ahhh...

Probably my last girlfriend in September. Started off with a beer at her place while she got ready. Then Sushi and Sake. Then a couple drinks at a wine bar. Then we were on the way back to her place but ended up stopping by the bar I use to work out. Wasn't planned, but ended up getting pretty shitfaced on the first date and had to stay at her place. Good first date.

Have had some "semi-dates" since then...but there were also good reasons not to call them dates.

7/11/2008 3:46:11 PM

cool chick

could lose quite a few

but i plan to remain friends

(we're going to tom petty tomorrow for example)

7/11/2008 4:56:16 PM

it was awesome, she was all over me and we had sex like 5 times that night.


but she's nuts so we had to have the "just friends" talk



[Edited on July 11, 2008 at 5:03 PM. Reason : 5]

7/11/2008 5:00:33 PM

.

[Edited on July 11, 2008 at 5:02 PM. Reason : sdkg]

7/11/2008 5:01:48 PM

Quote :

"FykalJpn pilgrimshoes' mom"

nice.

7/12/2008 8:39:49 AM

Gee, you know what I really want in a girl? Me.

7/12/2008 9:59:26 AM

it sucked and i had her home by 9

7/12/2008 10:00:30 AM

^^

7/12/2008 10:09:04 AM

How was he?

Very, very good.

7/12/2008 10:12:44 AM

after an alright night of food, movie, etc., i was taking her home, and decided before the ride that i'd turn my radio off so there could be an interesting conversation. unfortunately, she was silent for most of the car ride, and i didn't want to turn the radio on, thinking it would be a slap in the face.

i never called her back.

7/12/2008 11:46:44 AM

we had outback and crazy sex

but she was a nutjob

man, i attract nutjobs

7/12/2008 12:36:04 PM

terrible

would not date again

cheap, insulting, rude, and pushy

7/12/2008 12:37:57 PM

sorry about that

7/12/2008 12:39:46 PM

fanfuckingtastic

think I'm in luv

7/12/2008 12:40:10 PM

woman named meagan

fantastic

would bwn again!!!1+++

7/12/2008 1:40:10 PM

i kinda want to ask an intern out but i think she has a bf

[Edited on July 12, 2008 at 2:07 PM. Reason : seems like thats typically how it goes]

7/12/2008 2:06:25 PM

fantastic. can't wait until the next one

7/12/2008 4:28:57 PM

Quote :

"we had outback and crazy sex but she was a nutjob man, i attract nutjobs "

Sounds like we went out with the same chick. i know the feeling, brother

7/12/2008 4:30:30 PM

It was a good time. We went to a movie. Come to find out later, she was seeing someone else at the time. He found out, she claimed it was not a date...It was. She said she did not know what she wanted. They have since broke up. I still don't think she knows what she wants.

7/12/2008 6:09:47 PM

Last one was a

FAIL

kept talking about how all these guys are chasing her and blah blah blah
"I'm not really a catch i don't get it" (fishing)
...at this point I'm thinking about agreeing but don't have the heart to.

7/15/2008 9:20:30 AM

he was pretty good...i might go out with him again

7/15/2008 9:21:14 AM

Quote :

"It was a good time. We went to a movie. Come to find out later, she was seeing someone else at the time. He found out, she claimed it was not a date...It was. She said she did not know what she wanted. They have since broke up. I still don't think she knows what she wants."

head for ze hills dude.......trust me

7/15/2008 9:29:38 AM

The last girl I took on a date proved to be a piece of work. Took her out, hooked up a few times, etc (she had a bf but didn't tell me at the time). I let her know after a few weeks that I wasn't really into things and needed to move on, and also didn't want to be a part of her drama once I found out she had history with her "ex" bf. Now every time I see her out she throws herself at me and tries to reminisce about the times we hung out. It's seriously to the point where it is embarrassing when I run into her in public. She acts like a fucking 13 yr old and it's the worse kind of turn-off.

7/15/2008 9:35:10 AM

you mean dudes don't like that?


damn....i better try a new approach

7/15/2008 9:37:34 AM

^^ sounds like you attract the same types of women that me and H8R do

7/15/2008 9:39:41 AM

7/15/2008 9:39:42 AM