Quote :

"Coffee Shits - an affliction usually brought about by large amounts of coffee during morning hours, which can be irritated further by the consumption of orange juice. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: boiling stomach and lower ass, nausea, perspiration, anxiety, rectum shudders, and explosive diarrhea. If the affliction is contracted during class, or exam hours it can be catastrophic. Knowing the nearest “Shit Sanctuary” can be essential."

http://monkeyintangerineland.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/pen-is-mightier-lexicon-sanctuaries-bombs-and-pirates/


inspired by the other coffee threads I decided to google "coffee shits" just to see what I could find

7/12/2008 9:11:21 PM

http://brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=526954

7/12/2008 9:11:48 PM