I'm standing at the counter ordering a part. Assist. Mgr. says "Who let the dog in he'ah"..The whole store turned around. She continues to ask where the dog is. The counter bots are saying no dog was let in.....She then says.."Well I'm on half to put that on a dog cause nobody in they right mind would do that. I step to the side and look down the aisle at three fresh turds on the floor. I mean steam was coming off them....that fresh.

I know there were no dogs in there...What kind of person with a store full of people.. squat, and pinch off three logs? It was so funny.....people were just fucking stunned.

7/13/2008 7:46:30 PM

k

7/13/2008 7:47:49 PM

best 15th post ever

7/13/2008 7:47:55 PM

probably a chinese person

they straight up shit in the streets like it aint no thang

7/13/2008 7:50:07 PM

somebody shit on the coats floor

7/13/2008 7:50:20 PM

^^awww i like it when you talk to dnl subliminally

[Edited on July 13, 2008 at 7:50 PM. Reason : .]

7/13/2008 7:50:33 PM

how big were the logs

7/13/2008 7:50:43 PM

It could have been one of those prank fake turds.

7/13/2008 7:53:01 PM

best 15th post ever

7/13/2008 7:53:46 PM

I don't know why this world keeps turnin round and round

but I wish it would stop and let me off right now

7/13/2008 7:58:01 PM

Quote :

"Weird Shit"

7/13/2008 7:59:14 PM

do some of you people not read back over what you type?

7/13/2008 8:00:13 PM

i kept reading OP, thinking she was referring to black people.

7/13/2008 8:01:14 PM

Quote :

"best 15th post ever"

7/13/2008 8:40:09 PM

I used to work at a restaurant/bar with a large patio. One night while working the floor I went outside and saw a brown mess on the floor. I immediately thought "Looks like somebody dropped some chocolate cake.....man, it smells like shit out here."

Later I found out that some really drunk girl was dancing and just blasted a turd out of her miniskirt.

7/13/2008 8:58:20 PM

damn

7/13/2008 9:00:52 PM

haha. thread of the day

7/13/2008 9:01:36 PM

Quote :

" Later I found out that some really drunk girl was dancing and just blasted a turd out of her miniskirt. "

HAHAH

7/13/2008 9:02:53 PM

Quote :

"Later I found out that some really drunk girl was dancing and just blasted a turd out of her miniskirt."

hahah lol

7/13/2008 9:04:22 PM

a SHart gone TERRIBLY wrong

7/13/2008 9:04:42 PM

Quote :

"Later I found out that some really drunk girl was dancing and just blasted a turd out of her miniskirt."

i know i have been on TWW long enough when i read that and barely react to it mentally

7/13/2008 9:05:35 PM

the best part is that world counted the number of logs.

7/13/2008 9:06:07 PM

best 15th post ever

7/13/2008 9:07:23 PM

well, three is still small enough to just know that it's three w/o counting

7/13/2008 9:07:43 PM

http://mandythompson.com/2007/09/03/can-somebody-in-retail-confirm-this/

7/13/2008 9:54:35 PM

might've been a bum


and i worked part time at that advance on western blvd through college...saw plenty of weird shit there, myself.

7/13/2008 9:58:52 PM

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"blasted a turd out of her miniskirt"

Fucking choice!

7/13/2008 10:46:32 PM

hahahaha

7/13/2008 10:48:22 PM

invisible dogs exist

7/13/2008 10:48:44 PM

id like to see some security tapes

7/13/2008 10:49:33 PM

http://www.break.com/index/old-lady-craps-in-store.html

In store video of an old lady crapping and then just walking away.

7/13/2008 10:51:49 PM

Advance Autos are my favorite places to shit

7/13/2008 10:52:09 PM

Jaybee1200 is probably tdub's most objective public-shitter.

7/13/2008 10:53:06 PM

Quote :

"WEIRD SHIT HAPPENED"

7/13/2008 11:39:04 PM

that lady in that video didnt even drop her pants, she just let it roll out of her pantleg

right behind the security guard

7/13/2008 11:50:54 PM

Quote :

" TURD BLASTIN MINI-SKIRT "

7/14/2008 12:08:47 AM

tyron biggims

7/14/2008 12:14:20 AM

Quote :

"Later I found out that some really drunk girl was dancing and just blasted a turd out of her miniskirt."

hahahahaha..blasted.

7/14/2008 12:28:54 AM

7/14/2008 12:38:05 AM

i was in a harris teeter several months ago and saw the same thing. a ginormous foot-long turd sitting on the floor right in the middle of the produce section. the best part though was that half of it was smashed and smeared all over the floor where someone stepped in it by accident.

7/14/2008 1:43:02 AM

Damn. Which Teeter was that?

7/14/2008 1:45:02 AM

You people shop in some ghetto places apparently

7/14/2008 1:49:02 AM

^^ Matthews

7/14/2008 1:50:44 AM

Ah. Now it adds up.

7/14/2008 1:51:24 AM