7/14/2008 10:21:00 AM

This had to be prompted by some kid crashing into an end cap with those damn roller shoes

7/14/2008 10:23:20 AM

But that businessman on his skateboard is clearly in a hurry and using a skateboard is the only way to get in and out quickly.

7/14/2008 10:23:36 AM

He looks like he's going to fast for his own good

7/14/2008 10:24:27 AM

I can't figure out what is going on with his right arm

7/14/2008 10:25:11 AM

its carrying a briefcase

7/14/2008 10:26:05 AM

looks like it was amputated, likely from a shopping skating mishap

7/14/2008 10:26:25 AM

7/14/2008 10:26:52 AM

^^ Must have been going too fast through the knife section.

7/14/2008 10:27:21 AM