My mom just found this in my bro's room while looking for a phone charger. We aren't going to say anything but he's got some explaining to do.

7/17/2008 9:02:38 PM

lol

how old is he?

7/17/2008 9:05:59 PM

21

I mean really it must take some balls to pull off this to pass a drug test.

7/17/2008 9:06:48 PM

lol

7/17/2008 9:08:23 PM

or desperation lol this is funny

7/17/2008 9:08:24 PM

o i thought he was gay and thats his dildo

7/17/2008 9:09:35 PM

lol, a fake penis was not what i was expecting to find when i opened this thread.

7/17/2008 9:10:15 PM

what turns the flow on and off?

7/17/2008 9:10:33 PM

7/17/2008 9:18:00 PM

some people will wear a plastic dick full of piss to pass a drug test.....pathetic

7/17/2008 9:32:45 PM

me and my mom were joking even though we should be. we were thinking about making small holes in the tubing so it leaks all over next time. or putting some blue food coloring up the shaft so next time he uses it he pisses blue.

7/17/2008 9:36:10 PM

put poop on it and then put it back.

7/18/2008 12:44:44 AM

i smuggled in some clean piss in 2 prescription bottles once...almost didnt work cause it was only 90 degrees, but they counted it...really needed the job...was a senior in hs

7/18/2008 12:47:02 AM

on one hand, i don't really care if people smoke pot as long as they aren't high at work and they do their job well.

on the other hand...if you're so irresponsible and lacking in self-control that you can't stop toking up for a month so you can get a job, i wouldn't want you working for me.

7/18/2008 12:57:13 AM

Onterrio Smith in the house!

http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/7816844/

7/18/2008 12:57:33 AM

Tie the penis into a knot.

Or, better yet, just smack him the next time you see him.

7/18/2008 1:14:05 AM

I know a girl who used another girls piss in this thing. So yes I do know someone. As for the stop smoking for a month thing, i guess you don't hang around too many pot heads then huh? I don't smoke but all my friends do, they would probably just smoke until the day before and buy that 50 dollar drink.

7/18/2008 1:58:38 AM

^^^ Exactly who I thought of when I saw this thread

[Edited on July 18, 2008 at 2:02 AM. Reason : .]

7/18/2008 2:02:28 AM

^^ that's what i'm saying...i don't really care if people smoke pot, but i don't like potheads. if people want to smoke, i don't care, but if they can't avoid it for a month to get a job, fuck 'em.

7/18/2008 2:17:03 AM

Quote :

"on the other hand...if you're so irresponsible and lacking in self-control that you can't stop toking up for a month so you can get a job, i wouldn't want you working for me."

its mainly randoms when you dont have a month or in my case (2 weeks) to clean out. i had something similar to the whizzinator but i wasnt going to spend the $250 on a fake dick set up when i didnt need one.

[Edited on July 18, 2008 at 8:50 AM. Reason : sdf]

7/18/2008 8:50:01 AM

does that thing come in different sizes?

7/18/2008 8:54:55 AM

dont think so but it does come in different colors

7/18/2008 8:57:25 AM

a rubber donger?

7/18/2008 9:20:08 AM

i took over 250 drug tests over the past 2 years. both court ordered and through rehab stuff

and i took very itensive drug tests. i didnt do any drugs, so obviously i passed them all... so i needed no whizzinator.... but i noticed that even with the supervised tests you could use fake urine.

except for my job now i had to get my mouth swabbed, and thats much cheaper, so whizzinator will be out of business soon!

7/18/2008 9:23:28 AM

Some employers are trying to avoid the whole piss drug test by asking for a hair sample.

I don't know what would happen if you were bald, but I guess if you shaved your hair after your interview and before the drug test that would probably not get you the job.

[Edited on July 18, 2008 at 9:24 AM. Reason : moar]

7/18/2008 9:23:31 AM

i heard that the hair folicle test shows drugs up to like a year ago...i dont get how an employers can expect to do that...i mean last week is one thing but if someone took a hit of weed and it shows up 6 months later, thats messed up

7/18/2008 9:24:49 AM

i think hair sample is pretty dated too, i had to swing by HR on my way out of my 2nd interview and the lady just took a swab of my mouth, and stuck it in a thing that i had to sign and date and put by bday on

7/18/2008 9:25:37 AM