i felt gay buying cucumbers today

picking out the biggest ones and squeezing them

7/20/2008 9:25:47 AM

Enemas are gayer.

7/20/2008 9:26:31 AM

kielbasa

7/20/2008 9:27:09 AM

Quote :

"i felt gay buying cucumbers today picking out the biggest ones and squeezing them"

Unless you bought some lube at the same time, it's not gay.

7/20/2008 9:27:24 AM

lol...

I told my roommate that some people use cucumbers as dildos...

Now she gets embarrassed when she buys them.

7/20/2008 9:28:44 AM

Vaseline?

7/20/2008 9:51:55 AM

Lube

Lube and almost any normal grocery store purchase can be kind of scary. This is one of the main reasons you need to spend the money for the GOOD stuff at the adult store.

7/20/2008 9:54:26 AM

Cosmo

7/20/2008 10:00:38 AM

Smirnoff Ice

7/20/2008 11:02:51 AM

^ good one. or Zima

7/20/2008 11:03:18 AM

male prostitutes

7/20/2008 11:07:22 AM

Quote :

"lol... I told my roommate that some people use cucumbers as dildos... Now she gets embarrassed when she buys them."

i was told that zucchini makes a better shafteer

7/20/2008 11:09:36 AM

non-smores poptarts

7/20/2008 11:10:03 AM

pregnancy test and a coat hanger... wait thats more disturbing

7/20/2008 11:28:21 AM

i once bought condoms and some engine oil at the same time at food lion.

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7/20/2008 2:05:34 PM

lube, dog biscuits and children's underpants

go to walmart for this one

7/20/2008 2:08:01 PM

Kleenex, Lotion, and a Playboy

7/20/2008 2:09:34 PM

tampons

7/20/2008 2:11:20 PM

Special K

7/20/2008 2:37:56 PM

what's gay about special K?

7/20/2008 2:41:56 PM

Why are cocks in men's butts gay? It just is.

7/20/2008 2:44:07 PM

7/20/2008 2:45:50 PM