I'm sure this has been done before

But after seeing Maggie Gylenhal's sad excuse for a face this weekend ( she looks 45 years old !), I thought it was time revisit it

(and seriously...Christian Bale is a good looking guy no homo...no way he would be interested in a wench like her)


The nominees...



NOT HOT AT ALL




In a social setting, I would not make a concerted effort to talk to her



Not ugly...just not pretty


and last but not least






All I did for 3 years was watch the OC, and never once did I beat to Marissa...Summer and Julie Cooper ftw




Who else ya got ???

7/20/2008 6:20:52 PM

meant this for chit chat


Kind of relevant here tho


but I'd prefer it to be moved thanks

7/20/2008 6:21:47 PM

since this is going to chit chat ill go ahead and say drew berrymore was hotter as a kid

7/20/2008 6:27:38 PM

true

she was a 10 in ET than steadily declined over the next 26 years

7/20/2008 6:28:28 PM

7/20/2008 6:40:25 PM

keira knightley is the fuckin worst

7/20/2008 6:44:13 PM

^^ Jessica Alba? Seriously??

7/20/2008 6:48:46 PM

The 3 girls wyloch posted are like are in my top 5 lol

agree to disagree

7/20/2008 6:51:31 PM

Sarah Jessica Parker

7/20/2008 6:54:14 PM

everyone except matthew broderick thinks she's ugly

7/20/2008 6:55:10 PM

absolutely agree with the first post, although I don't know who the last girl is

keira knightley i think has an awesome face, but sadly no tits

7/20/2008 6:56:57 PM

Quote :

"Sarah Jessica Parker"

/thread

7/20/2008 7:08:23 PM

thats not /thread

(I hate when people use that, like a post is so dominant it renders all future posts moot)

Hardly anyone thinks SJP is hot, so she doesn't fit the billing of 'allegedly attractive'

7/20/2008 7:09:37 PM

OH, and the mother of 'em all (IMHO):

7/20/2008 7:14:02 PM

Diaz is more 2 faced than flat out ugly

She is hot in certain situations and down right heinous in others

7/20/2008 7:14:48 PM

i agree with drew barrymore, SJP, courtney love is one, Stiles is certainly one



Uma has her moments where she could be REALLLLLY hot, then moments like ehhhhhh

Diaz and Alba though, i cant agree with those at all.

7/20/2008 7:17:50 PM

who the fuck thinks Courtney Love is hot?!?!

7/20/2008 7:19:50 PM

never liked natalie portman, uma, stiles, and sarah jessica parker, among others

7/20/2008 7:20:24 PM

Quote :

"Natalie Portman"

7/20/2008 7:28:57 PM

sigourney weaver

[Edited on July 20, 2008 at 7:31 PM. Reason : blah]

7/20/2008 7:30:05 PM

I think Kirsten Dunst is pretty smokin...plus she's got great tits.

Diaz and Thurman are "situational hot."

7/20/2008 7:34:00 PM

I don't have a problem with any of those chicks except Julia Stiles. Never been a big fan.

And Jessica Alba in this thread is just mouth-breathingly retarded...

7/20/2008 7:47:00 PM

maggie is pretty darn adorable. everyone else I pretty much agree with in this thread.

[Edited on July 20, 2008 at 7:54 PM. Reason : ]

7/20/2008 7:53:34 PM

To each his own.

7/20/2008 7:53:38 PM

natalie portman and maggie gylenhal have absolutely no business being mentioned in this thread

7/20/2008 7:54:27 PM

Really ?



I see hotter girls at Home Depot

7/20/2008 7:57:09 PM

Quote :

""situational hot.""

makeup, photoshop, etc. can do wonders.

[Edited on July 20, 2008 at 8:06 PM. Reason : .]

7/20/2008 8:05:48 PM

Only think Gylenhal has going for her is that she looks like she'd be a freak in the sack. And her body is pretty good too.

7/20/2008 8:10:10 PM

Maggie isn't hot, but she is pretty in a classy kind of way. Stiles is in a similar situation, but she has a girl-next-door kind of pretty going for her imo. Dunst can be hot, but I honestly feel like she's overrated. I don't think blond hair works for Alba; she needs to go back to being a brunette or whatever. Either that or lose the tan. Otherwise she's A-ok. I will concede that Uma is "situational hot," but Cameron Diaz is just horrendous. I don't know what happened to her, because she was masturbatory hot going as far back as The Mask. Sigourney might not be physically hot, but she has always relied more on being a bad-ass chick, which is hot in its own kind of way.

[Edited on July 20, 2008 at 8:13 PM. Reason : blah]

7/20/2008 8:12:35 PM

i'm right there w/ eva longoria. her face is lacks any sort of personality at all.

7/20/2008 8:14:04 PM

^^^^^ I can find lots of ugly pictures of girls. and trust me I understand how much photoshop and makeup helps people. I tend to not find lots of girls attractive that im probably "supposed" to (like this thread suggests). But for the most part maggie has seemed pretty cute even when I have seen her without makeup etc.

and besides I actually think the picture you linked is kind of cute.

and please? natalie portman? I probably have the biggest crush on her out of any "young" actress out there.

[Edited on July 20, 2008 at 8:15 PM. Reason : ]

7/20/2008 8:15:37 PM

I love Portman too

I'll give you Gylenhal as a subjective hot...definitely not pretty for a lot of people tho

Portman even looks good bald...thats when you know someone is truly beautiful

7/20/2008 8:17:02 PM

haha yep. exactly.

7/20/2008 8:22:58 PM

portman is great, but a very girl-next-door type, so i can understand if people don't go nuts over here. very clasically beautiful though, which is my cup of tea.

also, i think kirsten dunst is good looking... i know i'm in the minority on that one.

7/20/2008 8:35:56 PM

Quote :

"Only think Gylenhal has going for her is that she looks like she'd be a freak in the sack. And her body is pretty good too."

Have you seen The Secretary? If not, you should, it's really good. And applicable to above quote.

[Edited on July 20, 2008 at 8:53 PM. Reason : ?]

7/20/2008 8:53:05 PM

I saw secretary because I loves James Spader and I think he's underrated as fuck

but gylenhal detracted from the movie...Spader could get much better cunt !

In baseball there's a stat called VORP...value over replacement player

basically how much a player is worth more or less than a league average player

if actresses had a VORP, her's would be about as negative as they come

[Edited on July 20, 2008 at 8:56 PM. Reason : x]

7/20/2008 8:56:38 PM

Susan Sarandon, even in her prime years.

7/20/2008 8:58:28 PM

Jessica Simpson

not hot at all, she looks half retarded for gods sake

7/20/2008 9:00:07 PM

I would bone Jessica Simpson's corpse.

7/20/2008 9:01:31 PM

Quote :

"Have you seen The Secretary? If not, you should, it's really good. And applicable to above quote."

Pretty much what my post was based on.

7/20/2008 9:03:17 PM

Katie Holmes

Julia Roberts

7/20/2008 9:03:18 PM

Yeah, that's all I could think of when saw her in Batman...her wearing a saddle...

That and the lines around her mouth.... I think she's pretty when she smiles, but when she's not, she still has those deep lines that make her look really old.

7/20/2008 9:08:34 PM

Sometimes Gwenyth Paltrow doesn't look that hot. But sometimes she does. File her under another "situational hot."

Might want to add Ashley Judd to that list too now that she's getting older. She's got the Gylenhall cheek bones.

7/20/2008 9:13:58 PM

Susan Sarandon, never hot. not even close. not even just had a keg of beer hot.

7/20/2008 9:30:26 PM

Quote :

"All I did for 3 years was watch the OC, and never once did I beat to Marissa...Summer and Julie Cooper ftw"

Misha Barton is a goddess anyone that says otherwise is a fucking fudge packer

7/20/2008 9:31:22 PM

portman is nothing more than average

7/20/2008 9:43:13 PM

you are out of your mind

7/20/2008 9:45:50 PM

I mean it'd be good to have a girlfriend that looked like that but compared to hot young actresses she ain't nothin

7/20/2008 9:48:10 PM

i am not a misha fan really at all.

Quote :

"if actresses had a VORP, her's would be about as negative as they come"

im kind of confused. you mean as an actress or attractiveness?? being attractive can certainly help you as an actress but being good at acting >> being attractive when it comes to how good an actress is...and maggie is a better actress than most out there imo.

7/20/2008 10:01:41 PM

>>>

7/20/2008 10:03:34 PM