The only reason i'm posting this is because I thought the first paragraph of the article was funny.

http://tinyurl.com/5cg4hk

Quote :

"You might think that he'd just stand there, do some shirtless sit-ups while you bled to death, insinuate that you're gay, and then demand to know why you don't throw footballs to him more often."

7/21/2008 4:22:19 PM

that writer is completely retarded


why the fuck wouldnt a human being help another human being, his view of reality is severely distorted and he probably watched too much pro wrestling

i understand that its a satire but come on really, he basically wrote this article to brag about rubbing shoulders with TO

7/21/2008 4:29:03 PM

holy shit there are some idiot comments on this thing.

the first comment:

Quote :

"This guy sounds pretty ungrateful considering T.O. was there for him when he got hit by a damn car. He was indirectly bashing him throughout those quotes. T.O. was tryin to help him out and this guy doesn't seem grateful at all. Just goes to show how the media really is. No offense MJD."

then several subsequent pots agreeing with the first one.

then this one calling out the first poster:

Quote :

"To everyone who is saying that MJD is ungrateful blah blah blah! Learn to read! MJD is not the guy who got hit by a car. Sam Alipour is the guy who got hit by the car. Sam Alipour is the guy who wrote the sarcasm in the article. Learn to read."

Sometimes I don't realize that as dumb as TWW is in general, most others else are probably dumber.

7/21/2008 4:29:45 PM

Just think of how dumb the average person is

Then realize that half of the people in the world are dumber than that

7/21/2008 4:32:18 PM

very true.

it's just rare that I interact with these people.

so i forget how dumb most people are.

7/21/2008 4:35:11 PM

MJD????

what is he scared to post his whole name?

7/21/2008 4:36:28 PM

Thats my random pedestrian friend

7/21/2008 4:39:47 PM

^well played, sir.

7/21/2008 4:53:52 PM

Quote :

"Sometimes I don't realize that as dumb as TWW is in general, most others else are probably dumber."

check out the golo posts on wral

they're able to turn snow forecasts into political partisan issues

[Edited on July 21, 2008 at 6:45 PM. Reason : lol quote not link]

7/21/2008 6:44:41 PM

i like how my quip about others' intelligence included

"most others else"

7/21/2008 6:53:44 PM